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Reviews by 'Downtown'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
2296
reviews published to date.
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Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(73)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
From Russia With Sub.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(44)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle cat
May 20, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(43)
Terminal, The (2004)
Foreign Gump.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Trainspotting (1996)
More like Veinspotting.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Fodder Of The Bride.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Back To The Future (1985)
Oedipus J. Rex.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Lover, rinse, repeat.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Amadeus (1984)
Dream For A Requiem.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
An unbalanced Ledger.
Aug 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell And Amen (1983)
That's Alda, folks!
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
God: 'Yul B. sorry!'.
May 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(34)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Foreplay comes before Sex.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
A pointless exorcize.
May 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(31)
American Pie (1999)
Woodwind in the Willow.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Philadelphia (1993)
Tom and jury.
Jan 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
The ice cometh, man!
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
This time, OJ's innocent.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Samson And Delilah (1949)
The Barber Of DeMille.
May 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Walk The Line (2005)
Joaq' the line.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
To air is human.
May 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depped in chocolate.
Jun 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Easy Rider (1969)
Hit the road, Jack!
Jan 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
The subject at hand.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Use the phone, Luke!
Sep 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
One dead, several wed.
Nov 25, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Casino Royale (2006)
Blond, James Bond.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Showgirls (1995)
Bright lights, big titties.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(25)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Friday on Elm Street.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Two sided love triangle.
Oct 28, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Spider-Man (2002)
Nerd becomes major swinger.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith Million Dollar Man.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
S�permen D�n�yor (1979)
Ottoman Of Steel.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Maiming of Shakespeare's Shrew.
Sep 20, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Oedipus Rex (1957)
Mother fucker.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Shark Tale (2004)
Analyze Fish.
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
The King and Pie.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Spielberg drives old Ford.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
James Dean Story, The (1957)
Rebel without good brakes.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Wilde (1997)
Gay, Jude.
Oct 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Talladega Tights.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Racism okay... she's old.
Jun 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Ford gets a Dent.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
The Worst Noel.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Exorcist, The (1973)
The Blair's Bewitched Project.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Face/Off (1997)
Premise doesn't pay/off.
Mar 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
One Moor character added.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Tales From The Crypt (1972)
Five E.C. Pieces.
Mar 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
'Good book'. Bad movie.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Henry V (1989)
Hank Cinq spanks Franks.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce finally dies, hard.
Nov 29, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Arachnid vs. Mollusk.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(19)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Meat, The Parents.
Jan 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Agent 0.07.
Jan 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Still We Believe: The Boston Red Sox Movie (2004)
Hunt for Red Soxtober.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Yojimbo (1961)
A Fistful of Yen.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
American Pie (1999)
Pastry with creamy filling.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne to run.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, Where's My Arms?
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
R.V. (2006)
R.V. there yet?
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Schindler's List (1993)
1,200 of 6,000,000 saved.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Kung-futball.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Super Size Me (2004)
Docu McMentary.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Without A Clue (1988)
Know shit Sherlock!
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Monkey see, monkey deux.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
A real page burner.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Fargo (1996)
Macy's charade.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Live And Let Die (1973)
See Moore and Seymour.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
Oy!-ganized crime.
Jan 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
Jewfellas.
Mar 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Revenge Of The Killer Meat! (2003)
Lives are at steak!
Dec 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Romeo And Juliet (1968)
Juliet's a young Hussey.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard NEVER had hair?
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Secret Asian Man.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Why Bridget Stopped Drinking (1901)
Bridget's over trouble water.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Airplane! (1980)
Wrong week to quit.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(15)
Biggie And Tupac (2002)
Discarded rappers.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wilder, but lacks Wilder.
Jan 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Shortspeare.
Jun 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Nightmare the 13th.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
California or dust.
Nov 29, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(15)
King And I, The (1956)
Brynner's all Thai'd up.
Oct 29, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Prim reaper.
Dec 8, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Dykes with tykes.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Ray (2004)
Foxx and the sound.
Nov 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985)
Wherefore aren't thou Romero?
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Sex At 24 Frames Per Second (2003)
Fuckumentary.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnold gets bitch slapped.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Star (and Crescent) Wars.
Jun 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Logan's run.
May 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)
Alimentary.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
And The Band Played On (1993)
First AIDS.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Bean (1997)
Bean there, done that.
Nov 27, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Casino Royale (1967)
Her Majesty's Stupid Service.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman takes final Cruise.
Nov 15, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Hairspray (1988)
The Divine comedy.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Hamlet (1948)
Die, Claudius!
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
How To Keep From Catching VD (1971)
Announce of prevention.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
I, Robot (2004)
Blackrunner.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Money Pit, The (1986)
Home shit home.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
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