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Reviews by 'Heather'
Current status of
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with a total of
179
reviews published to date.
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American Pie (1999)
Jim practices pie-dophillia.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Battle Of Bladders (1903)
Bladder Battle fought midstream.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Far And Away (1992)
Third-class Irish Cruise.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Titanic (1997)
Kate: 'Goodbye!' Leo: *gurgle*.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Roberts tramps into society.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(13)
1776 (1972)
Song and indepen-dance.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Kinsey (2004)
Researcher likes playing doctor.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky battles getting old.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Singing! Dancing! Consumption!
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller models bad behavior.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave's in HALuva mess.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Attack Of The Vegan Zombies! (2010)
Graaaaaains!
Jan 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Romans, Countrymen not friends.
Jan 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Toy Story (1995)
Sid gets Andy's Woody.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Because I Said So (2007)
Moore's matron meets match.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Ruprect's fork is corked.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
54 (1998)
Club 54: High Society.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil encounters shadow, repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Sideways (2004)
Wine-y pre-marital adventure.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis score: love-all.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Adventures Of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina, The (2002)
Short Film.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Trumpet butt wows crowd.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi meets different 'Thumper'.
Jan 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Metamorphosis (2008)
RAID on the psyche.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Two For The Money (2005)
McConaughey McCons gamblers everywhere.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutants battle becoming normal.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Grannypants get Hugh horny.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Thai prostitutes love wonderbra.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bad bunny beleagers boy.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Idle Idol Idyll.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Kaysen's bin-time story.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Happy Feet (2006)
Antarctic dance party.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry battles Voldemort, puberty.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
Shiksa shtupps for money.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Hershey kisses Christ.
Jan 8, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
End of ring cycle.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
McGlory hunt ends McGloriously.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Mr. Woodcock (2007)
Billy Bob beleaguers teens.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Urn, The (2007)
Screwy Jewy Funerary Comedy.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
28 Days (2000)
Sandra sobers, dumps dopefiend.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat bags poop, Pam.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Rea's suprise between thighs.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Down With Love (2003)
Journalistic gender war.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Easy A (2010)
Stone's Olive Scandalizes School.
Sep 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp styles hair, hedges.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Brockovich exposes cancer cluster.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
I'm Jack's split personality.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Flatliners (1990)
Pre-meds die, revive.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Grease (1978)
T-Bird tries being jock.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Serious Matter: Sirius Escapes.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kiss Of The Vampire, The (1963)
Harcourt honeymoon bites.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arthur dis-arms Black Knight.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Notting Hill (1999)
Spike sports stylish scubawear.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Heist with sexy thieves.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Third heist's a charm.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Damn Dirty Remake!!!
Feb 7, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Goldblum gets girl, revenge.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Meglomaniacal magnetic mutant.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Petruchio becomes smoking slacker.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Damon desires Blunt's ballerina.
Jan 18, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
After School Special (2003)
Teens make own porn.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alfie (2004)
Jude flirts, hurts.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Hizouse of Commons.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Extra toppings ruin cake.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American President, The (1995)
Prez woos embarasment-prone lobbyist.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Arrested Development (2014)
Buster's big-screen bustout.
Sep 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bean (1997)
Bean bumbles; breaks painting.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blades Of Glory (2007)
Ferrell, Heder sit-spin.
Jan 26, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Bennets, Binkleys go Bollywood.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Clooney rams and runs.
Oct 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Camp (2003)
Singing kids find identity.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Nazis foiled; Rick alone.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Confessions Of A Window Cleaner (1974)
Cleaner gets great view.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Danny Deckchair (2003)
Bored Aussie flies high.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dave (1993)
Faker wins first lady.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fargo (1996)
Beware of wood chipper.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller Bums Around.
Dec 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Beyonce, Cuba lead choir.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
MacDowell's promise: no wedding.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Drain Snake Terrorizes School.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Hogwarts loses great leader.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Hermione, Ron become prefects.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry battles turbaned teacher.
Jan 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Italian Job, The (2003)
MINI motoring mayhem, magnificent.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Jerry scores clients, girlfriend.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Last Savage Part 2: Shocking Africa, The (1982)
Africa's unspoken savagery filmed.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Longest Yard, The (2005)
Sandler remakes football classic.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Brooks loses his comedy.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Penguin Plane = Flightless Folly.
Dec 11, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Monster House (2006)
Hungry House eats tresspassers.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Multiplicity (1996)
McDowell overrun by Keatons.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson institutionalized, not imprisoned.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Quiz Show (1994)
Cheating: Game Show No-No.
Oct 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Romeo And Juliet (1968)
Zeff's Juliet's a Hussey.
Feb 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saddest Music In The World, The (2003)
Beer legs prove fragile.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Sirens (1993)
Painter, models puzzle priest.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Speechless (1994)
Wordsmiths court love, votes.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Dancing Aussies in love.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Sandra woos shallow Hugh.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (2001)
Singing veggies act 'food'lishly.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
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