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Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Peter Jackson
J.R.R. Tolkien
Fran Walsh
Philippa Boyens
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Sean Astin
David Aston
John Bach
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The

(2003)
388 reviews
Film rated 4.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.6 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Three. Ring. Serkis.
RockGolf 
  Vote (114)   
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (81)   
'The King And Eye'.
Dante 
  Vote (78)   
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (58)   
Gollum gets the finger.
RockGolf 
  Vote (43)   
22 minutes of farewells.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (36)   
Hard Hobbit to break.
noncentz 
  Vote (34)   
The Last Sam, awry.
RockGolf 
  Vote (33)   
Gollum eats fish, fingers.
Conan's daughter 
  Vote (30)   
Eye, fell, Tower.
Obie 
  Vote (29)   
Wood near the fireplace.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (27)   
Finger biting, bad hobbit.
Tori 
  Vote (27)   
Elves left the buildings.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (26)   
Arwen won't Liv forever.
demonic 
  Vote (25)   
Sauron's lighthouse turned off.
zulu 
  Vote (24)   
Peter Jackson's Neverending Story.
Yukon 
  Vote (23)   
Edited wizard leaves indignant-Lee.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (21)   
Gollum gets lava shampoo.
zulu 
  Vote (21)   
Eagle Airways medivacs hobbits.
zulu 
  Vote (21)   
Reburn of the Ring.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (19)   
Frodo's sea breeze retirement.
zulu 
  Vote (19)   
Interminable Hobbit hugging sequence.
Paddy C 
  Vote (19)   
No Ring. Peace.
Sean 
  Vote (19)   
Wee, three, king.
boydegg 
  Vote (18)   
Sauron-arya.
dgbenner 
  Vote (18)   
Fro' versus the volcano.
tortoise 
  Vote (18)   
Oceans, Elven.
Obie 
  Vote (17)   
Gollum is fall-guy.
dlanod 
  Vote (17)   
Gondor's steward gets fired.
tortoise 
  Vote (17)   
Battlefield Middle-Earth.
Sludge 
  Vote (17)   
Mordor he smote.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (17)   
The King and CGI.
Yukon 
  Vote (17)   
Sam, Frodo: Mordor outing.
zulu 
  Vote (16)   
Destroying of the Bling.
dgbenner 
  Vote (15)   
Third degree Mordor.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (15)   
Old hobbits die hard...
nagle10 
  Vote (14)   
Smeagol falls for precious.
Rovark 
  Vote (13)   
Sword smelted. Ring melted.
Montgomery 
  Vote (13)   
Fight of the Gondor.
tortoise 
  Vote (13)   
Frodo misplaces family heirloom.
silly 
  Vote (13)   
Heir Today, Gondor Tomorrow.
rockfsh 
  Vote (13)   
Saruman battles editor, loses.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (13)   
Gollum pays fissure price.
clay 
  Vote (12)   
Demons Aragon's best friend.
RockGolf 
  Vote (12)   
Christopher Lee's part's cut.
tortoise 
  Vote (12)   
Gollum's a hobbitual liar.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (12)   
LOTR-y winner.
RockGolf 
  Vote (12)   
Gay hobbit gets wife?
bife 
  Vote (11)   
Mount Doom, Boom, Bloom.
Obie 
  Vote (11)   
One ring. Five endings.
rri1 
  Vote (11)   
Final Mordor he wrote.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (11)   
Elvish impersonators reforge sword.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Gollum tries finger food.
Markandlain 
  Vote (11)   
Frodo spied'er. Sam stabbed'er.
Markandlain 
  Vote (11)   
Sam wise to Gollum.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (11)   
Ring. King. Returning.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
The Smeagle has flamb�-ed.
dgbenner 
  Vote (10)   
Gollum loses precious, time.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Frodo's Mordor cycle.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Gandalf repairs Minas Tirith.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
Gollum gets fired.
Batty 
  Vote (10)   
Spoiler Alert. Ring's destroyed.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (10)   
So long, Ring.
the2ndHare 
  Vote (10)   
Hobbit makes round trip.
E.L.F 
  Vote (10)   
Orlando Magic bests Wizards.
RockGolf 
  Vote (9)   
Frodo unhands ring.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (9)   
Shelob prepares Frodo Dish.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
Frodo, Shelob experience sting.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (9)   
Pippin lights Gandalf's fire.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (9)   
Frodo's ring-finger Doomed.
Sean 
  Vote (9)   
Hobbits obviously volcano proof.
Mark8884 
  Vote (9)   
Frodo finally kisses Sam.
Chopper 
  Vote (8)   
Hair today, Gollum tommorrow.
stoolz 
  Vote (8)   
Tolkien's happy endRing.
AC 
  Vote (8)   
Frodo tries surfing web.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
Trilogy ends... repeatedly.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
1 ring; 1000 Endings.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Gondor almost goner.
dgbenner 
  Vote (8)   
Serkis ringmaster meets Doom.
Face 
  Vote (8)   
No more Mordor.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (8)   
Sam's back, mountain.
The General 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum falls in lava.
Wheelz 
  Vote (7)   
Serkis climbs Gollum heights.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (7)   
King employs ghost warriors.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (7)   
Plethora of Ents, Endings.
Ali 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum touches Sauron's ring.
MobeusI 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum sees 'Ring,' dies.
GHcool 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum gets precious back.
beluga 
  Vote (7)   
Agent Smith becomes blacksmith.
beluga 
  Vote (7)   
Sam wants Frodo's ring.
Duddits 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum's sphincter's on fire.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Frodo gets manicure discount.
Albert_b 
  Vote (7)   
Frodo's painful ring burn.
bife 
  Vote (7)   
Eleven awards, eleven endings.
Zorel: Master o... 
  Vote (7)   
Smeagol's ring on fire.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Gollum's leap of fate.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (6)   
Pippin, Merry get stoned.
rod 
  Vote (6)   
Pipe smokers' Gondor moment.
tortoise 
  Vote (6)   
Trolls as drummers. Typecasting??
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (6)   
Halfling. Half-finger. Ending.
suzie 
  Vote (6)   
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