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| Frodo visits Shelob's website. |
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| Gollum eats fish, fingers. |
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| Finger biting, bad hobbit. |
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| Elves left the buildings. |
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| Sauron's lighthouse turned off. |
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| Peter Jackson's Neverending Story. |
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| Gollum gets lava shampoo. |
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| Eagle Airways medivacs hobbits. |
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| Edited wizard leaves indignant-Lee. |
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| Interminable Hobbit hugging sequence. |
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| Frodo's sea breeze retirement. |
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| Battlefield Middle-Earth. |
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| Gondor's steward gets fired. |
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| Sam, Frodo: Mordor outing. |
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| Saruman battles editor, loses. |
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| Heir Today, Gondor Tomorrow. |
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| Sword smelted. Ring melted. |
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| Frodo misplaces family heirloom. |
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| Smeagol falls for precious. |
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| Gollum pays fissure price. |
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| Gollum's a hobbitual liar. |
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| Demons Aragon's best friend. |
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| Christopher Lee's part's cut. |
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| Elvish impersonators reforge sword. |
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| Gollum tries finger food. |
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| Frodo spied'er. Sam stabbed'er. |
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| Gollum loses precious, time. |
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| The Smeagle has flamb�-ed. |
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| Gandalf repairs Minas Tirith. |
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| Spoiler Alert. Ring's destroyed. |
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| Orlando Magic bests Wizards. |
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| Pippin lights Gandalf's fire. |
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| Frodo's ring-finger Doomed. |
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| Hobbits obviously volcano proof. |
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| Shelob prepares Frodo Dish. |
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| Frodo, Shelob experience sting. |
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| Frodo finally kisses Sam. |
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| Hair today, Gollum tommorrow. |
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| Serkis ringmaster meets Doom. |
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| Trilogy ends... repeatedly. |
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| Gollum gets precious back. |
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| Agent Smith becomes blacksmith. |
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| Frodo's painful ring burn. |
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| King employs ghost warriors. |
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| Gollum sees 'Ring,' dies. |
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| Eleven awards, eleven endings. |
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| Gollum's sphincter's on fire. |
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| Frodo gets manicure discount. |
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| Gollum touches Sauron's ring. |
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| Serkis climbs Gollum heights. |
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| Plethora of Ents, Endings. |
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| Pippin, Merry get stoned. |
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| Gaudy jewelry causes war. |
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| Frodo gives Gollum finger. |
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| Halfling. Half-finger. Ending. |
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| Pipe smokers' Gondor moment. |
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