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Reviews by 'knockmesilly'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2253 reviews published to date.

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History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)

Holy sheet.

May 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (46)

Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)

Dog gone.

Aug 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Nude On The Moon (1961)

Stark side of moon.

Aug 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

The Fat Spy (1966)

For Your Fries Only.

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Sting avoids the Police.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

The Fat Spy (1966)

View to a Refill.

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Apocalypse Pooh (1987)

The Ee-yore...the Ee-yore.

Oct 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)

Homo Alone.

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Inception (2010)

Kicking and dreaming.

Jul 17, 2010
Unscored

Vote (13)

Troy (2004)

Impregnable? Troy horse seamen.

Mar 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Amputating A Leg (1902)

The original Footloose.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Big Easy, The (1987)

Quaid fingers culprits, Barkin.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Linda Lovelace For President (1975)

She loves big caucus.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Se7en (1995)

Brad heads home alone.

Apr 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Social History Of Virginity, The (2003)

The fuck stops here.

Jun 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)

Matt in the hat.

Mar 7, 2011
Unscored

Vote (11)

Knocked Up (2007)

Heigl's crowning achievement.

Jun 6, 2007
Unscored

Vote (11)

Last Prostitute, The (1991)

Death of a Saleswoman.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Open Water (2003)

Sharks resolve couple's bickering.

Apr 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Sin City (2005)

Elijah makes whore d'oeuvres.

Aug 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin's footloose, fiancee free.

Jun 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Carrie (1976)

Scariest tampax commercial ever.

Apr 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)

Licking the beater.

Jul 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

Pinocchio gives nose jobs.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

No Country For Old Men (2007)

This Chigurh ain't sweet.

Feb 12, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

Monkey has expiration date.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin loses babysitting gig.

May 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Rubbing Noses Gone Wild.

Oct 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Slimer gives Murray facial.

Apr 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Inigo gets the finger.

Apr 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)

1 bun, 250 wieners.

Jul 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)

Eventually, Pitt's testicles ascend.

Dec 26, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Grease (1978)

Slutty Sandy wins wop.

Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Humpty Dumpty (1935)

Oeufall.

Jun 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Interstellar (2014)

Matthew McGoneaway.

Dec 7, 2014
Unscored

Vote (8)

Naked Cooking (2003)

Limp Biscuit.

Jul 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Punching Hitler (2004)

Punch and Juden.

Jul 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Shutter Island (2010)

Leobotomy.

Feb 25, 2010
Unscored

Vote (8)

The Boy (2016)

Brahms stalker.

Feb 12, 2016
Unscored

Vote (8)

Wine Enema (1995)

Alcohole.

Jul 3, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Monsturd (2003)

Shit Vicious.

Nov 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Titanic (1997)

Rose paddles.

Nov 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Vampire Hookers (1978)

Bite-jobs.

Sep 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Heather's snot scared.

Apr 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Boondock Saints, The (1999)

Good Willem Hunting.

May 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Christmas Story, A (1983)

Decoder ring generates spam.

Apr 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Closer (2004)

Clever Clive breaks Law.

Apr 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Cloud Atlas (2012)

Pay it way forward.

Nov 8, 2012
Unscored

Vote (6)

Croods, The (2013)

Nic. Cave.

Mar 26, 2013
Unscored

Vote (6)

Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)

Do Others.

Jun 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

PinocchiHO.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Garden State (2004)

Dishwasher 1 mom 0.

May 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Grey Owl (1999)

Brosnan eats beaver.

May 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Hidden Figures (2016)

The Space Racism.

Feb 13, 2017
Unscored

Vote (6)

History Of Masturbation, The (2002)

Why the remote's sticky.

Jun 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Less Than Zero (1987)

Downey blows for blow.

Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Gollum's leap of fate.

Apr 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Smell Of The Yukon, The (1919)

Yukon smell the river.

May 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Zombie Vegetarians (2004)

Zombies eat brans.

May 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

9to5: Days In Porn (2008)

Working 6 to 9.

Oct 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Amadeus (1984)

Amadeus: broke, baroque, broken.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)

Working 6 to 9.

Oct 6, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Butler, The (2013)

Forest's service.

Aug 22, 2013
Unscored

Vote (5)

Caddyshack (1980)

MILFs improve Carl's stroke.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Christmas Story, A (1983)

Flick fellates flagpole.

Jun 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Contagion (2011)

Hong Kong fluey.

Sep 12, 2011
Unscored

Vote (5)

Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)

Make muffin, eat muffin.

Jul 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Williams gives a Puck.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Puck's performance? Mindblowing.

Apr 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Death Of A President (2006)

Two in the Bush.

Oct 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

Chigago.

Feb 25, 2010
Unscored

Vote (5)

First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

Annie Get Your Thong.

Dec 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Hallow again.

Aug 7, 2011
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hidden History Of Homosexual Australia, The (2005)

Mates go Wankabout.

Apr 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Incredibles, The (2004)

Elastigirl remains A cup?

Apr 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)

'Go West, McVlad!'.

Mar 5, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Isle Of Dogs (2018)

Bark to the future.

Aug 26, 2018
Unscored

Vote (5)

It Follows (2014)

It's a fucking curse.

Sep 10, 2015
Unscored

Vote (5)

League Of Their Own, A (1992)

Madonna plays with balls.

Apr 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Moby Dick (1956)

Dick on Peck action.

May 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Nude Teachers (2001)

Teachers 1, A.D.D. 0.

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Prestige, The (2006)

Now Hugh see him...

Apr 18, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Strumpet strips, grinds Gere.

Apr 1, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Redneck Zombies (1987)

I seen dead folks.

Jul 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Sexlife Of A Chair, The (1998)

Easy chair.

May 22, 2008
Unscored

Vote (5)

Shallow Hal (2001)

Gwyneth's leap of fat.

Jun 25, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Spring Breakers (2012)

Selena Gohomez.

Mar 26, 2013
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin: worst babysitter ever.

May 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Swiss Gang Bang (2000)

Swiss mess.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

The Fat Spy (1966)

Dr. No to Diets.

Jul 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Vampire Circus (1972)

Cirque de Soulless.

Dec 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Farrell's a funereal disease.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)

Momma punishes Gilbert, couch.

Apr 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

World Of Jim Henson, The (1994)

Fisting the frog.

May 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

1917 (2019)

Message in a battle.

Jan 5, 2020
Unscored

Vote (4)

Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)

Moo Goo Gai Pain.

Jul 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Best Ass In The World (2003)

Ass. You like it.

Apr 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)

Whores-R-Us.

Apr 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Bestiality (1976)

Owner inherently against neutering.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)

Tale of Two Kitties.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

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