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Reviews by 'lindsa'
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with a total of
125
reviews published to date.
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Great barrier grief.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie's femme metale.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The Force's dark slide.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Training Day (2001)
Framing Day.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Cocoon (1985)
ET phone rest home.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Punisher, The (2004)
Everyone Punished, audience included.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Final Destination (2000)
Death Fakes A Holiday.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Volcano (1997)
La-la-lavaland.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Dude, Where's My Canoe?
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Armless man quite dangerous.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
American Beauty (1999)
Everything's cumming up roses.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dark City (1998)
Riff-Raff's psychic friends network.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond tries Fawlty inventions.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
National Treasure (2004)
Cage does Indiana Jones.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Hole ship on ice.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Total Recall (1990)
Conan the Martian.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
All HAL breaks loose.
Jul 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks misunderstands beach volleyball.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flight Of The Navigator (1986)
UFO needs kid driver.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Cupids shoot up Renton.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Everyone sounds like Hanks.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Whale Rider (2002)
Foundering Nemo.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Muppets' shard moment.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart sharks: stupid film.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Guest House Paradiso (1999)
One long Bottomless joke.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler's handicap not golf.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Giant roadkill causes chaos.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy scarier than ghosts.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Patch Adams (1998)
Writes jokes, not prescriptions.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Quills (2000)
DeSade writes (with) shit.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Audience injected with depression.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey's a dome gnome.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis film, predictable racquet.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Without A Paddle (2004)
'Deliverance'- the sitcom.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Marshall blathers a turd.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy makes Hugh mistake.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Jones: fat neurotic returns.
Nov 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Nicotine, caffeine stimulate conversations.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Bonzo exhumed by bird.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Frosty generic disaster film.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Stiller's 'American Pie' pizza.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Moore's flick best forgotten.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible voyeur's murderous rampage.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino awake; audience asleep.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Park exhibits eat visitors.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Starfighter, The (1984)
Video game recruitment drive.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Gentlemen's lost plot extraordinary.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Inside 'Judean People's Front'.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Reality's windmills shoot Gilliam.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Depressed hippo's machine-gun massacre.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
Griswolds flatten Stonehenge.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey, The (1988)
800 years down pit.
Mar 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Japanese tourists spoil romance.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Price Of Milk, The (2000)
Classical cow-napping comedy.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Girls outwit aborigine tracker.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
SpaceCamp (1986)
Misfit teens in orbit.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Search subject Spock-en for.
Jan 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whales take Klingon taxi.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Force feeding Jar-Jar.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Jedi on ice.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Wombles of Endor attack.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's cable excess channel.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
UFOs start construction company.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Singing defectives go Mexican.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's magic monolith.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
28 Days (2000)
Bullock's rehab, dry affair.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Geriatric's ramblings Gilliam's folly.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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Air America (1990)
Mel wears toe necklace.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Armageddon (1998)
Willis blows self up.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death don't stop Stallyns.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Hollywood cliche is Bourne.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Assassin's craft Damonstrated again.
Sep 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Legendary Scot's full moon.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Female PI's lose plot.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clockstoppers (2002)
Watch wastes teen's time.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Wife's revenge: forced cannibalism.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Willis' second Santa slay.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Close cooks rabbit stew.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Fight Club (1999)
Anarchic insomniac's violent cult.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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First Blood (1982)
Rambo I (Sly sulks).
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale (1986)
Horse wins, of course.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Forgotten Silver (1995)
Colin's great achievement fraud.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Freejack (1992)
Borrowed racer's body rebels.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Frighteners, The (1996)
Astin's ghost bonks mummy.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox hunt for reaper.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Ghost In The Invisible Bikini, The (1966)
Karloff's '60s munster movie.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Nazi greed conquers love.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Goodbye Pork Pie (1981)
Stolen yellow Mini epic.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hogwarts' basement snake infestation.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter harried by dementors.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Girls rock! (mother's head).
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
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Highlander (1986)
Immortals' New York gathering.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Illustrious Energy (1987)
Chinese prospector's tough life.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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Italian Job, The (2003)
Mini ride, big fare.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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K-PAX (2001)
Asylum for wannabe alien.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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King Kong (1933)
Kong goes wrong Wray.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Downhill Cruise katana win.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Sauron's seven couriers fail.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George is Royally nuts.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Seasick in Crowe's-nest.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
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