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Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Jim Henson
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G is for Goth

Dark Crystal, The

(1982)
87 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Battle of the Skekses.
Falken 
  Vote (30)   
Lord of the strings.
noncentz 
  Vote (22)   
Walkin' Tolkien puppets.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (15)   
J.R.R Henson.
puck_the_bard 
  Vote (14)   
Scary Fraggles seek rock.
WickerMan77 
  Vote (12)   
The Muppets go Middle-Earth.
The Person who... 
  Vote (10)   
'Muppet Show' goes Goth.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (8)   
The wizards of Oz.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Aughra keeps eye out.
demonic 
  Vote (8)   
Aughra: no oil painting.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Aughra needs a prosthetic.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (5)   
Muppets acquire pseudo-hobbit.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (5)   
Creepy puppets on drugs.
Poison_is 
  Vote (5)   
Jim, Jen and gems.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (5)   
Sci fi 'Muppet Show'.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Gelfing, halfling, Tolkien already.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Froud's concepts come alive.
spacevixen 
  Vote (4)   
Muppets take Middle Earth.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (4)   
Boy Gelflings can't fly.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Gelflings repair broken crystal.
Nasher 
  Vote (3)   
Girl gelflings have wings.
damalc 
  Vote (3)   
The Muppets do Tolkien.
Victoria Silver... 
  Vote (3)   
Medieval Muppets -- morose masterpiece.
elchico 
  Vote (3)   
The Muppets go medieval.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Pod people are potato-heads.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (3)   
The Muppets on drugs.
Bavvy 
  Vote (3)   
Muppet dark fantasy wierdness.
Jeremy 
  Vote (3)   
Last of the Gelfings.
bife 
  Vote (3)   
Henson's warm, fuzzy nightmares.
Jymkata 
  Vote (3)   
Gelfings hunts for crystal.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Mystics' Crystal: revelations, acquisitions.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Muppets' shard moment.
lindsa 
  Vote (2)   
Skeksesame Street.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Gelflings attempt crystal healing.
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
Gives children lifelong nightmares.
Jezztek 
  Vote (2)   
Mystics, Skekses rejoined: UrSkeks.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
Good vs. evil puppets.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Giant cockroaches menace dwarf.
Victim 
  Vote (2)   
Gelfling quest: dark, unnerving.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Last Gelfings have Conjunction.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (2)   
Epic quest tugs (heart)strings.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Jen seeks scary shard.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Gem, Henson.
elchico 
  Vote (2)   
Muppet people's fantasy quest.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Muppets from hell.
Lobo 
  Vote (2)   
Flightless vultures terrorise halflings.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (2)   
A Muppet fairy tale.
ddragongrl 
  Vote (2)   
Gelfling's mission crystal clear.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Jen's music identifies shard.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
The Shard Way.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Morphing muppets frighten children.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote (1)   
Augrah eyes up Jen.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Muppets save broken crystal.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Henson's creepiest puppet adventure.
tpat 
  Vote (1)   
Muppets on steroids.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Muppetts skeptical of Skeksys.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Life sucked from Muppets.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Jen's quest stops Skeksys.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Scary Skeksys, gormless Gelfling.
puck_the_bard 
  Vote (1)   
Gelfling-juice rejuvenates Skeksys.
Ncik 
  Vote (1)   
Bad guys menace muppets.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Last Gelfings chase crystal.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Crazy movie on acid.
Vanessa 
  Vote (1)   
Gelfing's crystal saves world.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
LOTR - lite, a Gel-fling.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Henson's interplanetary, medieval Muppets.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Skekses devour road-kill feast.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Thra's truth: three suns.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Most perfect puppet epic.
Dr. Strangula 
  Vote (1)   
Muppets have liquid essence?
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Skekses squabble. Mystics meander.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Hellish puppets disconcert audience.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (1)   
Skeksys draw battle lines.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Muppet split personalities crystallize.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Gelfling boy meets girl.
knoops 
  Vote (1)   
Shard times for Gelflings.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Last Gelfling finds friend.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Gelfling beaten by girl.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Overlords shatter crystal- muppets.
Monkeydust 
  Vote    
Urskeks catalyst for chaos.
calmer 
  Vote    
Henson's Crystal-line Creature Shop.
calmer 
  Vote    
Muppet crustaceans covet crystal.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
SNL-era Muppets STILL suck.
randall 
  Vote    
Medieval muppets from OZ.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Skeksis bad for you?
Paddy C 
  Vote    
Mystics make shardin' hay.
clay 
  Vote    
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