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Steven Spielberg
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Jurassic Park

(1993)
203 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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T-Rex isle dysfunction.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (47)   
Look Back In Amber.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (44)   
Visitors feed the animals.
Markandlain 
  Vote (37)   
Experiment with dino sours.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (36)   
Rept-Isle.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (34)   
Hammond, eggs.
boydegg 
  Vote (32)   
Marc Bolan's band attacks!
randall 
  Vote (28)   
Dinosaur says, 'Goodbye, Newman'.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (28)   
T-Rex ignores 'Engaged' sign.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Fantasy Island with teeth.
kolo 
  Vote (21)   
Tricera-tops box office records.
GHcool 
  Vote (20)   
DNAsaurs.
pizza 
  Vote (19)   
Dinosaurs: one; Humans: Neill.
Batty 
  Vote (18)   
Pteroflying!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (17)   
Hatching dinosaurs? BAD idea.
Tori 
  Vote (17)   
Frog-filled dinosaurs eventually croak.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (16)   
Dinosaurs in Forever Amber.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (16)   
Moneysaurus.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
T-Rex, 20th century toys.
Rovark 
  Vote (15)   
Neill unsurprisingly withholds endorsement.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (15)   
Another Attenborough nature flick.
dlanod 
  Vote (14)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks vacation plans.
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
T-Rex the park.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (14)   
The ending is pterable.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
CGI Tyrannosaurus takes megabytes.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (14)   
Ill-fitting genes affect genitals.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (14)   
Park visitors held raptorous.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
T-Rex comeback unsuccessful.
Anthony 
  Vote (12)   
A Fossil watch.
Bernie 
  Vote (12)   
The Park, Knight.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
Oops- dinos are hermaphrodites!
turrell 
  Vote (11)   
Spielberg's dino-might film.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Dern into deep shit.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (10)   
T-rex, 20th century, boy.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (10)   
When park attractions attack.
MelissaS 
  Vote (10)   
Dino DNA's forever amber.
rockfsh 
  Vote (10)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (9)   
Attack of the clones.
Canklefish 
  Vote (9)   
Dinosaurs take early megabites.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
'Tyrannosaurus Wrecks' jeep, park.
Fresno 
  Vote (9)   
Spielberg's D(i)N(os)A(urs).
bennyr81 
  Vote (8)   
Muck, Goldblum and T-Rex.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (8)   
Ancient birds open doors.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Reptillian gene hack-men.
RockGolf 
  Vote (8)   
Dino might! Audience rapt.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (7)   
Barneys go berserk!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Fatty frees frightening fossils.
MobeusI 
  Vote (7)   
Cloned carnivores chow caretakers.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Dinosaurs absorb human DNA.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Bad vibrations in water.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Attenborough's simply cloning around.
Canklefish 
  Vote (6)   
Raptors only kill adults.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Nerdy Nedry's security lapse.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
Island of last 'saurs.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (5)   
Newman eaten. Raptors rapture.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Clones on the ra(n)ge.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
T-Rex eats lawyer, yay!
xiz 
  Vote (5)   
Dinosaur connoisseurs search manure.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
T-Rex, 'lawyer' unto itself.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Tim has shocking experience.
JP 
  Vote (4)   
Potty break becomes fatal.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Outhouse lawyer.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Attenborough plays convincing fossil.
Zak 
  Vote (4)   
DNA; Dinosaurs now alive.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
Park visitors become lunch.
Miss Alice 
  Vote (4)   
Dinosaurs: box office Gold-blum.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (3)   
Amber parks Mesozoic DNA.
Anika 
  Vote (3)   
Petting zoo gone wrong.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks island facility.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (3)   
Dern disects dino doo.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Dinosaurs make humans extinct.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (3)   
Mosquitoes transport dinosaur DNA.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Lawyer gets eaten. Yay!
RazorDullWit 
  Vote (3)   
Park life
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (3)   
Dino attraction proves fatal.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
When Dino's go bad.
CrazyDog 
  Vote (2)   
UNIX saves the day!
quartet4 
  Vote (2)   
Dinosaur sneezes, snots kids.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
T.Rex, Velociraptor - technically Cretaceous.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
T-Rex eats, licks bowl.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Hermaphrodite dinosaurs can reproduce.
Anonymous  
  Vote (2)   
Ludicrously large lizards unleashed.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Gobby Goldblum annoys Attenborough.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (2)   
...and Man created dinosaurs.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Hermaphrodinos!
Greystone 
  Vote (2)   
Heroic 'Raptors hunt brats.
pab 
  Vote (2)   
Kids' dinosaur infatuation finished.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
T-Rex sneaks up silently?
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (2)   
Box office Dino-soars.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Water warns: T-Rex imminent.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Alton Towers with attitude.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Non-Human Genome Project, troubled.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Don on john ... gone!
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
T-Rex saves the day.
PK9 
  Vote (1)   
Millionaire endangers own grandchildren.
fmmrhx 
  Vote (1)   
Attenborough screws mother nature.
Pikey 
  Vote (1)   
Designer dino DNA done.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (1)   
Lesson: Kitchen not safe.
Mark8884 
  Vote (1)   
Lawyers, beware of outhouses.
janet 
  Vote (1)   
When DNA goes bad.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
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