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with a total of
1293
reviews published to date.
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Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Jumbo shakes and fries.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(53)
Office Space (1999)
Finding Memo.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(48)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Fowl mettle, Jacquet.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
There's Something About Merrick.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Misery (1990)
Caan can't can can.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(41)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Double, Oh behave.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
I, Robot (2004)
I, rritating.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Pasta Fussycat.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Jaws (1975)
Music makes shark hungry.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Meryl's case dingo well.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(37)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Visitors feed the animals.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs soil their pants.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Cecil B de Mel.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Primary Colors (1998)
Clinton? Close, no cigar.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Big wave goodbye.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Dunces With Bears.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Ribbed. For his pleasure.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Coenvicts.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Spy Kids (2001)
007 years old.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Gore's a warmmonger.
Sep 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Susan Soar-on-down.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt achieves Nirvana? Nevermind.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Renee. Same ass before.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
First cut is Deppest.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Schwing and a miss.
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Is Saguary a month?
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Calendar Girls (2003)
A wrinkle in time.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Central Park rink expands.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Nuts and bolt.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Alive (1993)
Ice. Eat dead people.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Predator (1987)
Governors fight illegal alien.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Saw II (2005)
Saw 2th.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise reaches Naval height.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Dumb and drummers.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Highlander (1986)
Queen rocks. Heads roll.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
The Book Of Mormon Movie, Volume 1: The Journey (2003)
Mormon-ic.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Top Gun (1986)
Midget fights MIG jets.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Zulu (1964)
Britain-y spears.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
God doesn't save Queen.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Liar Liar (1997)
Lawyer truthful 24/1.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Patch Adams (1998)
Doctor, I feel funny.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Robe, The (1953)
Everybody Loves Raiment.
May 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Swearing (1999)
Four letter word review.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Volcano (1997)
I lava L.A.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid, audience bored.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Care Bears Movie, The (1985)
Don't care. Can't bear.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(22)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie's bad hare day.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Four Seasons, The (1981)
One year Alda.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Hulk (2003)
Angry Eric goes Bana-nas.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Phnom-enal loss of life.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Isengard destroyed. That's Ent-ertainment.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Rambo (2008)
Fourth blood.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Titanic (1997)
Holey ship.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
G.I. Jane (1997)
G.I've got boobs.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Soylent Green (1973)
Soylent but deadly.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Alive (1993)
Rugby players found scrum-ptious.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Raisin Helen.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Gun mightier than sword.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Sideways (2004)
Grapes, gripes, wines, whines.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Speed (1994)
Boom or bussed.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Top Gun (1986)
Goose's premature ejection fatal.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Twister (1996)
Raining cats, dogs, cows.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Air Force One (1997)
President Ford without clumsiness.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Bad Santa (2003)
Secrete Santa.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Liddell sprints fast 24/6.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Cat a l'orange.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Grease 2 (1982)
'Gross' is the word.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Hulk (2003)
Trousers, plot stretch credibility.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Warming? Fact or ALeGOREy?
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Marathon Man (1976)
Hoffman transcends dental medication.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Fingers go to eleven.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan Feedman.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Chin is removed.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)
The King & fries.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp gets a boner.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Crikey, it's a crock.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
What'cha talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Satan's School For Girls (1973)
Beelzebelles.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Broken tablets become Mosaic.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Birdcage, The (1996)
La Cage US Follies.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Breasts (1996)
There's something about (mam)mary.
May 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Frog Prince, The (1988)
Ribbit for her pleasure.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Even Culkin abandons three-quel.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Jehovah's Witnesses: The Organization Behind The Name (1990)
Door knock-umentary.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Noses run in family.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)
Hell's belles.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Sleepless In Cyberspace.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Magnificent 7? Four Short.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
40 years. 1 minute.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Three intercourse banquet.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Disco Sex Party (1980)
Studio 69.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (2005)
50 Cent's worth less.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Home Alone (1990)
I'd abandon Culkin too.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Cheadle protects Tutsi Rwandafully.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
La Bamba (1987)
Plane goes La Bumpa.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Dead as a Dodi.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Phar Lap (1983)
Aus-Seabiscuit.
May 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Rambo (2008)
Rambo. Four pity's sake.
Oct 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Impending fatherhood is ogre-whelming.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Black Sheep (2006)
When sheep go baaad.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
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