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Reviews by 'Dante'
Current status of
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with a total of
899
reviews published to date.
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Court's corruption is Balt-immor-Al.
Aug 26, 2005
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Gringo amigos vexin' Mexicans.
Aug 26, 2005
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10 (1979)
Bo knows cornrows, Bolero.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Widower of the de-C-eased.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
13 goes to 34C.
Oct 8, 2005
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1941 (1979)
Blues Brothers save Hollywoodland.
Nov 1, 2005
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300 (2006)
Villainy. Spears.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
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300 (2006)
Persians disarmed, disheaded, disembowled.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Unlaid in four decades.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Nolte delivers final punch(line).
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
500 kids, one piano.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Hero harried by Harryhausen.
Aug 25, 2005
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8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Pesci's skilled with skulls.
Sep 30, 2005
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8 Seconds (1994)
Perry bucks for prodeomotion.
Nov 21, 2005
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8MM (1999)
Cage watches 8-snuff.
Aug 23, 2005
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Vanished Hispanics.
Jun 7, 2005
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Invisible Man (1951)
Who's on first? Invisible!
May 9, 2006
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About Last Night... (1986)
Moore sex for Lowe.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Bates bravely bares breasts.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Oxygen-deprived Biehn depraved.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Hurt by child's death.
Nov 17, 2005
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Adaptation. (2002)
Charlie's chicken, Donald's daring.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Addams Family Values (1993)
Thanksgiving not on Wednesday.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Girl has 'sitting is-Shue's.
Sep 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
One won for Zipper.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Ultimately, Gottfried not freed.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Ridley, Ripley, sternum drag!
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley begets it? Not!
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Woodward, Bernstein cancel CREEPshow.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Reporters quote Deep Throat.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Sex, drugs, rock, Crowe.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Always (1989)
Hepburn chides jealous Dreyfuss.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Sony spins new webhead.
Mar 30, 2010
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Roberts steals Zeta-Jones' John.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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American Dreamz (2006)
Willie's performance bombs - literally!
May 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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American Dreamz (2006)
Willie explodes onto scene.
May 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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American Gigolo (1980)
Want cock? 'Call Me'!
Feb 13, 2010
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American Gigolo (1980)
Females pay male's fee.
Feb 12, 2010
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American Graffiti (1973)
Hod rods, mystery broad.
Aug 25, 2005
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American Hot Wax (1978)
Dumb Freed loses freedom.
Feb 12, 2010
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American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)
Amateur auteur? WI not?
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Pessimistic Pekar isn't Hope-less.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Griffin Dunne's lost, decayed.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Edited version loses footing.
Jan 30, 2010
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python recycles pointed schtick.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Deltas defy dour Dean.
Feb 25, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Flounder generates Delta dues.
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
College = seven wasted years.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
A-runnin' her hose.
Feb 26, 2010
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Antwone Fisher (2002)
Denzel directs Fish tale.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Apartment, The (1960)
C-note = 'see ya' note.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Apartment, The (1960)
Screw/Ball comedy (literally).
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
After blast-off, BLAST!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Arrival, The (1996)
Aliens promote global warming.
Jun 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Amana-slaughter.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Third Powers deserves Caine-ing.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Avatar (2009)
Paraplegic gets the blues.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
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Aviator, The (2004)
Clues for Hughes' blues.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Antarctic houses dangerous ELFs.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
Cinema ParaBambino.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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Babel (2006)
Consequences hardly a (t)rifle.
Mar 30, 2010
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Bande � Part (1964)
French felons botch burglary.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
Bat takes clown's balloons.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bale enters Batter's Circle.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Gotham saved from shvitz.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Alfred raised a Wayne.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Keaton continues caped crusading.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beautician And The Beast, The (1997)
Clip-shop 'ho, Rey.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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Beaver, The (2011)
Mel Trusts in Beaver.
Jun 25, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Bedazzled (1967)
Devil Welch'es Dudley's deal.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
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Bedazzled (2000)
Hurley's Satan: Hell, yes!
Aug 25, 2005
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Being Mick (2001)
Mick's licks, mix, pix.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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Big Fish (2003)
Tales exaggerated, son frustrated.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blue Steel (1990)
Copper Curtis cases Chicago.
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Rossellini averts her eyes.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Bowfinger (1999)
Martin doesn't Mind Head.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Hepburn's Golightly jettisons Ebsen.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bring It On (2000)
Rich teens filch routines.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bringing Down The House (2003)
Queen, Eugene steal scenes.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Br�no (2009)
A fashionista's cockumentary.
Aug 11, 2009
Unscored
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Cars (2006)
Lasseter's latest model.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Cars (2006)
Stock(car) footage.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Cars (2006)
Pixar's same tire-d formula.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks hunts forging feLEOn.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's fortress of Dahlitude.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Mel voices punky rooster.
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Chinatown (1974)
Nickleson's nostril nastily nicked.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Father Christmas' gifts = Weapons!
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Citizen Kane (1941)
Orson's no poor son.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Cocoon (1985)
Pool cures erectile dysfunction.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Mobster gets just desserts.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Cop Out (2010)
Baseball card = college tuition.
Mar 19, 2010
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Courage Under Fire (1996)
Does Ryan save privates?
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
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Creepshow (1982)
Marshall gets buggered - literally!
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
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Crime De Monsieur Lange, Le (1936)
Lange lives film (Re)noir.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
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Cutting Pork (1901)
Ham(cut)let.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Opus Dei, pagan nights.
May 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Danceny in the dark.
Mar 20, 2010
Unscored
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Daredevil (2003)
Elektra-fying babe blindsides attorney.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Bon voyage, "Bomb-bay"
Dec 30, 2012
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