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Reviews by 'Dante'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 899 reviews published to date.

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Godzilla Vs. Kong (2021)

Return of the King

Apr 6, 2021
Unscored

Vote (2)

Joker (2019)

Standup comedian's routine kills.

Dec 7, 2019
Unscored

Vote (3)

Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)

Bank acct., back, broke.

Jan 4, 2013
Unscored

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U2 3D (2007)

SFX induce V3Digo.

Dec 31, 2012
Scored 4/5

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Skyfall (2012)

Franchise fit at 50.

Dec 31, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Men In Black III (2012)

Thompson, Jones are O.K.

Dec 31, 2012
Unscored

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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)

Batman averts Cat-astrophe.

Dec 31, 2012
Unscored

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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)

Bon voyage, "Bomb-bay"

Dec 30, 2012
Unscored

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X-Men: First Class (2011)

Darwin is selected, naturally.

Dec 29, 2012
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Skyfall (2012)

Bond rides "bullet train"

Dec 29, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Gollum = Frodo's dead ringer.

Dec 30, 2011
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)

Hacker, industrialist share Bond.

Dec 29, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

Green Lantern (2011)

Jordan joins GL-ee club.

Jun 26, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

Magnolia (1999)

Everyone sings 'Wise Up'.

Jun 26, 2011
Unscored

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Beaver, The (2011)

Mel Trusts in Beaver.

Jun 25, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Thor (2011)

O-no-you-DIN!

Jun 25, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Sex And The City 2 (2010)

A Dubai-ous sequel.

Jun 25, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Professor X's last stand.

Jun 25, 2011
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Hangover Part II, The (2011)

Vegas out, Bangkok in.

Jun 25, 2011
Unscored

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Bridesmaids (2011)

Hamm far from kosher.

Jun 24, 2011
Unscored

Vote (2)

Super 8 (2011)

Fanning flames adolescents's passions.

Jun 24, 2011
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Dilemma, The (2011)

Vaughn's a cuckold's BFF.

Oct 25, 2010
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Rite, The (2011)

The Rite's Tough.

Oct 24, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Seven divided in two.

Oct 5, 2010
Unscored

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Seven divided in two.

Oct 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

One False Move (1992)

LAPD unprepared for Hurricane.

Oct 5, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Social Network, The (2010)

Technogeek rips the Winklevi.

Oct 5, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Demonstrating The Operation Of The Harrington Rail Bonding System On The Line Of The Coney Island And Brooklyn Railroad Co. (1900)

Bond. Harrington Rail Bond.

Apr 2, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Chloe (2009)

Threesomes have Moore fun.

Mar 31, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

A-Team, The (2010)

A-Team is Biel's team.

Mar 31, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Thor (2011)

Another hero goes Valhalla-ywood.

Mar 31, 2010
Scored 3/5

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How To Train Your Dragon (2010)

Dragons undergo ob3Diece training.

Mar 30, 2010
Unscored

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All The President's Men (1976)

Reporters quote Deep Throat.

Mar 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Last American Virgin, The (1982)

Horny teens become crabby.

Mar 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Son Of Tarzan (1920)

Me Dad, you son.

Mar 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)

Sony spins new webhead.

Mar 30, 2010
Unscored

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Babel (2006)

Consequences hardly a (t)rifle.

Mar 30, 2010
Unscored

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Thor (2011)

Please, Hammer - hurt 'em!

Mar 27, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Kick-Ass (2010)

Superpower-less? No problem!

Mar 26, 2010
Unscored

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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Guys' destinies are 86ed.

Mar 23, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Bounty Hunter, The (2010)

Beyond being bailed out.

Mar 21, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

Malkovich undermines KeanUma coupling.

Mar 20, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

Danceny in the dark.

Mar 20, 2010
Unscored

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Hamlet 2 (2008)

Nurse's Shue, Coogan's tongue.

Mar 19, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Cop Out (2010)

Baseball card = college tuition.

Mar 19, 2010
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Green Zone (2010)

Damon gets (neo-)conned.

Mar 19, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Moranis plays key character.

Mar 3, 2010
Unscored

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Ice Harvest, The (2005)

Billy Bob(bles), freezes, dies.

Mar 3, 2010
Unscored

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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)

Umbridge takes bloody umbrage.

Mar 3, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Animal House (1978)

College = seven wasted years.

Feb 27, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)

A-runnin' her hose.

Feb 26, 2010
Unscored

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Chicken Run (2000)

Mel voices punky rooster.

Feb 26, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Children Of A Lesser God (1986)

Hurt gets silent treatment.

Feb 26, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Animal House (1978)

Flounder generates Delta dues.

Feb 26, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

Mama (Buli)mia.

Feb 25, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Animal House (1978)

Deltas defy dour Dean.

Feb 25, 2010
Scored 6/5

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U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)

'A musical journey.' - Larry.

Feb 23, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Poseidon's a baby daddy.

Feb 23, 2010
Unscored

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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Poseidon's iPod son.

Feb 23, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Frederick can't escape destiny.

Feb 20, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Volkswagen gets folks runnin'.

Feb 20, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Wolfman, The (2010)

Full moon lobo-tomizes actor.

Feb 20, 2010
Unscored

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Edge Of Darkness (2010)

Mel loses daughter, temper.

Feb 19, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)

Mullen mounts Elvis' motorcycle.

Feb 19, 2010
Scored 5/5

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Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)

Ham away from home.

Feb 19, 2010
Unscored

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American Gigolo (1980)

Want cock? 'Call Me'!

Feb 13, 2010
Unscored

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Batman (1989)

Bat takes clown's balloons.

Feb 12, 2010
Scored 5/5

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American Hot Wax (1978)

Dumb Freed loses freedom.

Feb 12, 2010
Unscored

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Erotic Adventures Of The Three Musketeers, The (1992)

Unsheathed swords = unsafe sex.

Feb 12, 2010
Unscored

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American Gigolo (1980)

Females pay male's fee.

Feb 12, 2010
Unscored

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Gran Torino (2008)

East meets Eastwood.

Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Gran Torino (2008)

Walt enjoys gook food.

Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Hurt Locker, The (2008)

Beckham is da bomb.

Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5

Vote (1)

Hurt Locker, The (2008)

War = Drug. James = Junkie.

Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Downfall (2004)

Battle of Bunker Heil.

Feb 11, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Reds (1981)

Romantic Commie-dy.

Feb 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)

CEO Lays an egg.

Feb 5, 2010
Unscored

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Last Station, The (2009)

Leo bequests, Sofya objects.

Feb 4, 2010
Unscored

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Speed Racer (2008)

X cedes Speed's limits.

Feb 4, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)

Lights! Camera! Action! Gesundheit!

Feb 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

I Love You To Death (1990)

War of the Rosalie.

Feb 3, 2010
Unscored

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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

Fab un-Four-tunate.

Feb 3, 2010
Unscored

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Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse (1940)

Water Under Troubled Bridge.

Feb 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

The One is done.

Feb 3, 2010
Scored 1/5

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Love Actually (2003)

Aging rocker's Christmas comeback.

Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

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My Date With Drew (2004)

Quoth the stalker: 'Barrymore!'

Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Amputating A Leg (1902)

Edited version loses footing.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

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Up In The Air (2009)

Meet George Jettison.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Up In The Air (2009)

Pink slips, boarding passes.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Avatar (2009)

Paraplegic gets the blues.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

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Krakatoa, East Of Java (1969)

Java versus the Volcano.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

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Tooth Fairy (2010)

A molar-ity play.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Legion (2010)

God whacks Man.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

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Book Of Eli, The (2010)

InELIgible for prophet sharing.

Jan 30, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Reader, The (2008)

Library Fiennes.

Jan 29, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Treevenge (2008)

Fir is murder.

Dec 28, 2009
Unscored

Vote (4)

Up In The Air (2009)

Of layovers and layoffs.

Dec 28, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

It's Complicated (2009)

Baldwin logs onto laptop.

Dec 28, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Did You Hear About The Morgans? (2009)

Witless protection program.

Dec 28, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Funny People (2009)

Punch line, flat line.

Aug 11, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

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