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Reviews by 'Dante'
Current status of
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with a total of
899
reviews published to date.
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Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (2006)
Headbutts above the rest.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Frau; Bl�cher: whinnying combination.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Frederick can't escape destiny.
Feb 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Owen won't get goin'.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
X2 (2003)
Sequel emphasizes mutie beauties.
Nov 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Frasier plays hairy Secretary.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Phoenix X's Xavier, Summers.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Resurrected, Insane Phoenix - R.I.P.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean eX3cutes her friends.
May 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Darwin is selected, naturally.
Dec 29, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Professor X's last stand.
Jun 25, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Wolverine: Behind the *Snikt*.
May 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Rogue'n Logan show.
May 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
X Files, The (1998)
Begins X-plosively, ends in-X-plicably.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Producer options film Wrights.
Mar 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Receivers drop the Passover.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hopkins riding 'motor-psycho'.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Love-in rocks out.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Crosby? Ugh - get Carter!
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wolfman, The (2010)
Full moon lobo-tomizes actor.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Dietwick doesn't tell twuth.
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witchboard (1985)
Ouija bored, possesses bimbo.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wings Of Desire (1987)
Falk talks, Cassiel balks.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Whole Ten Yards, The (2004)
Willis, Perry, re-Peet.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
What The #$*! Do We (K)now!? (2004)
Matlin decries thunder thighs.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Whale Rider (2002)
Males fail, girl whales.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock, Walken consider options.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Welcome To Mooseport (2004)
He mayor may not.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Welcome To Collinwood (2002)
Cleveland caper goes kaput!
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Phonies infiltrate matrimony ceremonies.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vaughn does another Psycho.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
An excellent sequel- NOT!
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Wayne's World (1992)
Suburban Bohemians Rhapsodize.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Tripods make bloody mess.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Germs take out WMDs.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Robbins gone, Cruise goes.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace's rabbit trap sucks.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Walking Tall (2004)
Wood club out-acts Rock.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Critic-al error confounds Corky.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wag The Dog (1997)
Revolution devised, then televised.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Village, The (2004)
Phoenix walks tree line.
May 22, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
Vertigo (1958)
Cop has bad altitude.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Snip = no more sequels!
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Life's but a dream.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Huge wolfman, Hugh Jackman.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Happy Hole-idays.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
V For Vendetta (2006)
V prevails, England doesn't.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
V disfigured and dis-Guy-sed.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Up In The Air (2009)
Of layovers and layoffs.
Dec 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Up In The Air (2009)
Pink slips, boarding passes.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Up In The Air (2009)
Meet George Jettison.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Capone finds Ness taxing.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Untouchables, The (1987)
Law. Ness. Mobster.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
United 93 (2006)
Frequent fliers foil fanatics.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
Undiscovered (2005)
Galt screenwriter? I object(ivist)!
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale vamps in leather.
Aug 6, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Divorcee rehabs house, life.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Hedonists get reality Czech.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ulysses' Gaze (1995)
Keitel's performance deserves 'A'.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ugetsu Monogatari (1953)
Peasant potter pursues prosperity.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)
Pro-Bono, anti-IRA.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)
Mullen mounts Elvis' motorcycle.
Feb 19, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)
'A musical journey.' - Larry.
Feb 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
U2 3D (2007)
SFX induce V3Digo.
Dec 31, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Two Brothers (2004)
Tigers. Woods. Sub-par.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Twin Falls Idaho (1999)
Twins eye da ho.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Turkish Wizard Of Oz, The (1971)
Lion, Scarecrow, and Ottoman.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
C-3POtto.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tucker: The Man And His Dream (1988)
Auto. Biography.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Romance (1993)
Hopper has Moor fun.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Lies (1994)
Austrian Powers.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Troy (2004)
Pitt's licensed to A-kill-es.
May 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Treevenge (2008)
Fir is murder.
Dec 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Trapped (2002)
Bacon, Fanning, Love, flames.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Transamerica (2005)
Father discovers maternal instincts.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Training Day (2001)
Russians target Washington.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Woody wakes with boy.
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Touch Of Zen, A (1971)
Scholar collars local warlord.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Topless Women Talk About Their Lives (1997)
Tit for tattle.
Jun 15, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Tootsie (1982)
TV stations of Cross-Dresser.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tooth Fairy (2010)
A molar-ity play.
Jan 30, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tommy (1975)
Acid Queen deflowers Daltrey.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana = hoosier. Angelina = hooters.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Rose-titted romance recalled.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thor (2011)
Please, Hammer - hurt 'em!
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Thor (2011)
Another hero goes Valhalla-ywood.
Mar 31, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Thor (2011)
O-no-you-DIN!
Jun 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Russo blocks Brosnan's ruse.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime sours jolly Holly.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Thinner (1996)
Gypsy curse, heavy consequences.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
They Live (1988)
Piper's peepers envision invasion.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Sarandon drives with abandon.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
The Ten (2007)
Thou shalt not laugh.
Sep 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
The Company (2003)
Ballet? Neve gets bal-laid.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Beer piss extinguishes fire.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg stalker = monosyllabic talker.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Costliest campaign commercial ever!
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator re-booted as hero.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Pre-emptive puppets 'protect' USA.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Baldwin rallies Hollywood F.A.G.s.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
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Zidane <---> Team A
Tarzan <---> Simon
Silenc <---> One Fa
Once U <---> Little
Life O <---> Harry
Harry <---> Dude,
Duck D <---> Casino
Casabl <---> Any Gi
Antz <---> 'Round
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