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Reviews by 'Dante'
Current status of
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with a total of
899
reviews published to date.
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Airplane! (1980)
One won for Zipper.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Deltas defy dour Dean.
Feb 25, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Flounder generates Delta dues.
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
College = seven wasted years.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Citizen Kane (1941)
Reporter is mis-sled.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Orson's no poor son.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Duck Dodgers In The 24½th Century (1953)
X marks the ... planet?
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Gran Torino (2008)
Walt enjoys gook food.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Gran Torino (2008)
East meets Eastwood.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Beckham is da bomb.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
War = Drug. James = Junkie.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Iron Man (2008)
Stark is hole-hearted.
May 9, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Ossie and harried Hanks.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Inanimate object of affection.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lars And The Real Girl (2007)
Bianca's a real doll!
Nov 25, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(78)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum = Frodo's dead ringer.
Dec 30, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Father's Dark Side revealed.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han gets Leia'd.
May 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader defeats Luke Southpaw.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 6/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke tries, Yoda does.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's away, Lois laid.
May 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman returns; Brando reruns.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Third Man, The (1949)
Lime sours jolly Holly.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
United 93 (2006)
Frequent fliers foil fanatics.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith inspires 'Who's Next'.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
300 (2006)
Villainy. Spears.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
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300 (2006)
Persians disarmed, disheaded, disembowled.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
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8� (1963)
Stumped cineaste fantasizes, synthesizes.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy's wish is Granted.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Adaptation. (2002)
Charlie's chicken, Donald's daring.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Addams Family Values (1993)
Thanksgiving not on Wednesday.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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After Life (1998)
Asian vision of heaven.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
After Life (1998)
An affair remembered - eternally.
Jul 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Age Of Innocence, The (1993)
Archer misses target (Countess).
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Reiser reaps Ripley's wrath.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart magnificent, Salieri so-so.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri orchestrates Mozart's demise.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Amadeus (1984)
Wolfgang. Jerk.
Jul 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Splendor (2003)
Pekar's 'Splendor': Indie, crass.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Splendor (2003)
Pessimistic Pekar isn't Hope-less.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Griffin Dunne's lost, decayed.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Python recycles pointed schtick.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Antz (1998)
Bugz with celebritiez voicez.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
After blast-off, BLAST!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Pig digs herding gig.
May 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Chick + St. Nick's dick.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Batman (1989)
Bat slips Jack acid.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Batman (1989)
Bat takes clown's balloons.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bale enters Batter's Circle.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Gotham saved from shvitz.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
This Scarecrow has brains.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Batman Begins (2005)
Duplicitous Ducard mentors millionaire.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bruce/Jim = Heir/Gordon.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Alfred raised a Wayne.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Qui-Gon tutors Obi-Wayne Keno-Bat.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Batman Returns (1992)
Keaton continues caped crusading.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack = NY Portal Authority.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Being There (1979)
Stellar Sellers's swan song.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Tales exaggerated, son frustrated.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Lad Of The Dance.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Broadcast News (1987)
Love's in the airwaves.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bull Durham (1988)
Catcher drinks the Rye.
Mar 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bull Durham (1988)
Costner, Sarandon, carnal abandon.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Caddyshack (1980)
Men stroking their balls.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Slut visits gin joint.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Chinatown (1974)
Nickleson's nostril nastily nicked.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Christmas Story, A (1983)
Gift wish gunned down.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's in 'fer no-show.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Dil... D'OH!
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Dave (1993)
Kline's performance un-president-ed.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Desperado (1995)
Hayek's debut muy caliente!
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dick (1999)
Dick's elect-ile dysfunction explained.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Affleck loses his head.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Double Indemnity (1944)
Dicked over, then Dictaphone.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Double Indemnity (1944)
Neff's taller, not smarter.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Downfall (2004)
Battle of Bunker Heil.
Feb 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
'Fail Safe' for laughs.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Eastern Promises (2007)
Strider as a driver.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Eastern Promises (2007)
Watts best for baby?
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Elvis (1968)
Elvis nixes' Colonel's Xmas.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Brains drained; meet again.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Non-Remembrance of Flings Past.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Blanks for the memories.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Fargo (1996)
Surly Stormare, chipper Buscemi.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Fat soap, foul soup.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Fears of a Clown(fish).
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
A father's gill-trip.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Scarfish sacrifices captured Clownfish.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Mother recognizes son's butt.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Chocolates, peas, carrots, Apple.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Freshman, The (1990)
Godfather played for laughs.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Ford slips (prison) gear.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Steelworkers' desperation laid bare.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Busty blonde = anti-Ripley.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Organized crime family values.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Lazarus mouse lives forever.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Too 2/2!
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Hannibal (2001)
Han(nibal) solo, chews Liotta.
Dec 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Beatles invent music videos.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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