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Clerks.

(1994)
157 reviews
Film rated 4.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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Kevin Smith's counter culture.
Yukon 
  Vote (37)   
American idles.
The General 
  Vote (32)   
Dante's Pique.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Meet the Stockers.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (25)   
Dante's antics counter-productive.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (16)   
Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (14)   
Dante's day in hell.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (12)   
Dante's infernally annoying customers.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (11)   
Death Star construction discussed.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Randal's not number 36.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
Silent Bob admires lasagna.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Debut for Smith's duo.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Dead Man Boinking!
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Smith's exercise in minimall-ism.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
An aMewesing first film.
GHcool 
  Vote (8)   
Stoners, moaner, corpse's boner.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (8)   
Jersey convenience clerk slacks.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Death Star's contracts discussed.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Girlfriend's lasagna underappreciated.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (7)   
Dante shouldn't be here.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (7)   
Kevin finds his Mewes.
Pressy 
  Vote (7)   
Dante's divine comedy.
el guapo 
  Vote (7)   
Toilet time crazes ex.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Dante's in 'fer no-show.
Dante 
  Vote (6)   
Cashier tastes 36 dicks.
bradman 
  Vote (6)   
Jerking off in convenience.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Cashiers offend jizz-mopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Guys talk, do nothing.
MelissaS 
  Vote (5)   
Smith's Askewniverse debut.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Clerks whinge, watch porn.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Snowballing added to lexicon.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Door broken. Store open.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Dante's level of hell.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (4)   
Hockey, necrophilia interrupt workday.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Both clerks are jerks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Dante has stiff competition.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Randal watches movies often.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Cashier vs. 'Buncha Savages'.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (3)   
Smith: 'Action!' Bob, silent.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Smith's monochrome masterpiece.
davedavedave 
  Vote (3)   
Veronica's sucked 37 dicks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Convenience store's inconvenient truths.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Randal misreads Dante.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Eggs, cigarettes, videos, hockey.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (3)   
Salsa shark foreshadows fight.
RazorDullWit 
  Vote (3)   
Dante's trapped in purgatory.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Slacking. Hockey. Fellatio. BERSERKER!
Geenius at Wrok 
  Vote (2)   
Worldly philosophers peddle Twinkies.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Inconvenient jobs in convenience.
the grim sleeper 
  Vote (2)   
Slackers sound like Thesaurus.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
Retail therapy taken literally.
dlanod 
  Vote (2)   
Randal sells minor cigarettes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Snowballing: now you know.
mmoriarty 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks work irks jerks.
Robbie 
  Vote (2)   
Silent Bob busts moves.
Trevor 
  Vote (2)   
Convenience workers hate everything.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Dead don't need Viagra.
Turducken 
  Vote (2)   
Dante complains about overtime.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Slackers shirk convenience customers.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Randall purchases porn plethora.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Randal late as always.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Slacker knocks over casket.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (2)   
Randal's into trannies!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks curse. Classic.
gothhenge 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's number 37.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's Inferno is store.
blueduck 
  Vote (1)   
Jerk orders porn, sister?
The Person who... 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Ice slushy and hockey.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Dante suffers overtime ordeal.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Jersey convenience store jabbering.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Bored employees discuss countermeasures.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Min wage Jersey Seinfeld.
aspidistra 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first film. Superb!!!
Tobester 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks lack service ethic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Black and white wastrels.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's dame copulates cadaver.
SkyFaerie 
  Vote (1)   
Bob's budget debut. Buuung!
shane 
  Vote (1)   
Loser clerks mock others.
Jezztek 
  Vote (1)   
Inane banter in Quikstop.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's infernal complaining!
deadgirl 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's Convenient comedy, divine.
ragman 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's alias: cancer merchant.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Dante resents doing overtime.
Andrew 
  Vote (1)   
Girlfriend nailed by stiff.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Necrophilia was never funnier.
thechad 
  Vote (1)   
Dante is inconvenienced.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Role Of Jizzmopper Discussed.
mampers11 
  Vote (1)   
Clerk curses involuntary attendance.
Tubatic 
  Vote (1)   
Rooftop hockey entertains clerks.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Randal promotes hermaphrodite porn.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
D Dragon 
  Vote (1)   
Cashier lists porno titles.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first brilliant film.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Smoking child incites controversy.
AC 
  Vote    
Retro necro outside Metro.
PuzzleMonkey 
  Vote    
Philosophical debates about oral.
W XXVI 
  Vote    
Hockey on the roof.
McKorkel 
  Vote    
Smith's monochrome Jersey's colorful.
MguyX 
  Vote    
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