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Clerks.

(1994)
157 reviews
Film rated 4.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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Priapric cadaver unhinges ex-girlfriend.
calmer 
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Jersey convenience store jabbering.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Smoking child incites controversy.
AC 
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Randal misreads Dante.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Jerking off in convenience.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Both clerks are jerks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Veronica's sucked 37 dicks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Randal sells minor cigarettes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Dante is inconvenienced.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Caitlin diddles dead guy.
kolo 
  Vote    
Smith's slacker-stoner celebration
kolo 
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Quickstop is Dante's purgatory.
kolo 
  Vote    
Silent Bob is golden.
kolo 
  Vote    
Randal expands his horizons.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Randal's into trannies!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's inferno of slackerdom.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Slackers play roof hockey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Veronica's a sperm spitter!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Girlfriend nailed by stiff.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Ice slushy and hockey.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's Pique.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Dante complains about overtime.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Dante suffers overtime ordeal.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Diatribes - at your convenience.
Rovark 
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Smith's monochrome Jersey's colorful.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Randall loves 'gatherings'.
Montgomery 
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Worldly philosophers peddle Twinkies.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Door broken. Store open.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Hockey game closes Mini-Mart.
Montgomery 
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Smith: 'Action!' Bob, silent.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Dante has stiff competition.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Randall purchases porn plethora.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
7-Eleven dials 9-1-1.
Montgomery 
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Rooftop hockey entertains clerks.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks lack service ethic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Randal late as always.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (14)   
Toilet time crazes ex.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Silent Bob admires lasagna.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Kevin Smith's counter culture.
Yukon 
  Vote (37)   
Dante's infernally annoying customers.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (11)   
Death Star's contracts discussed.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Guys talk, do nothing.
MelissaS 
  Vote (5)   
Dante's day in hell.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (12)   
Randal promotes hermaphrodite porn.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks whinge, watch porn.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Convenience store's inconvenient truths.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Dante's necrophilic ex girlfriend.
bennyr81 
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Cashiers offend jizz-mopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Girlfriend's lasagna underappreciated.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (7)   
Randal's not number 36.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
Death Star construction discussed.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Dante's trapped in purgatory.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Slackers shirk convenience customers.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Jersey convenience clerk slacks.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Smith's Askewniverse debut.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Black and white wastrels.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
American idles.
The General 
  Vote (32)   
Hockey, necrophilia interrupt workday.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Dante's alias: cancer merchant.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
An aMewesing first film.
GHcool 
  Vote (8)   
Randal watches movies often.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Dante's divine comedy.
el guapo 
  Vote (7)   
Kevin Smith, dead woody.
Paddy C 
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Smith's exercise in minimall-ism.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
Dante shouldn't be here.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (7)   
Inane banter in Quikstop.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Bathroom visit turns nasty.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote    
Convenience workers hate everything.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Dead Man Boinking!
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Slackers sound like Thesaurus.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
Cashier lists porno titles.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Bored employees discuss countermeasures.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's number 37.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Retail therapy taken literally.
dlanod 
  Vote (2)   
Smith's Jersey trilogy begins.
blueduck 
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Dante's Inferno is store.
blueduck 
  Vote (1)   
Dead don't need Viagra.
Turducken 
  Vote (2)   
Hockeyers drain Gatorade supply.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Russian suggests 'making fuck'.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Gum salesman's aggressive technique.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Girlfriend sucks 37 dicks.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Russian rocker goes Berserker!
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Rocker likes 'making fuck'.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Disturbing discussions behind counter!
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Dante's in 'fer no-show.
Dante 
  Vote (6)   
Convenience store junkies, smokers.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Arguments about ethics, sex.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Shop assistants' sex lives.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Debut for Smith's duo.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Role Of Jizzmopper Discussed.
mampers11 
  Vote (1)   
Veronica has blow addiction.
cerealandrubber... 
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Girlfriend bangs dead guy.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Snowballing added to lexicon.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Jersey slut humps corpse.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Black and white revelations.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Jerk orders porn, sister?
The Person who... 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's level of hell.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (4)   
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