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Clerks.

(1994)
157 reviews
Film rated 4.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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Slacker knocks over casket.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (2)   
Russian rocker goes Berserker!
Bavvy 
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Gum salesman's aggressive technique.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Rocker likes 'making fuck'.
Bavvy 
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Girlfriend sucks 37 dicks.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Long day in store.
Melbourne Blues 
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Silent Bob is golden.
kolo 
  Vote    
Caitlin diddles dead guy.
kolo 
  Vote    
Smith's slacker-stoner celebration
kolo 
  Vote    
Quickstop is Dante's purgatory.
kolo 
  Vote    
Randal misreads Dante.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Russian suggests 'making fuck'.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Kevin Smith, dead woody.
Paddy C 
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Slackers play roof hockey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Randal expands his horizons.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Store's openness assured.
sefdawg 
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Dead body gets lucky.
sefdawg 
  Vote    
Dante's infernal inconveniences.
durianfan 
  Vote    
Convenience store's inconvenient truths.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Dante's inferno of slackerdom.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Inconvenient jobs in convenience.
the grim sleeper 
  Vote (2)   
Dante's infernally annoying customers.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (11)   
Silent Bob admires lasagna.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Necrophilia was never funnier.
thechad 
  Vote (1)   
Girlfriend nailed by stiff.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Randal watches movies often.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Black and white revelations.
Strangelove 
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Dante's Convenient comedy, divine.
ragman 
  Vote (1)   
Diatribes - at your convenience.
Rovark 
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Role Of Jizzmopper Discussed.
mampers11 
  Vote (1)   
Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (14)   
Toilet time crazes ex.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Shop assistants' sex lives.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Arguments about ethics, sex.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Comedy is color blind.
Cuthbert 
  Vote    
Dante's antics counter-productive.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (16)   
Veronica's a sperm spitter!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Randal's into trannies!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Kevin Smith's counter culture.
Yukon 
  Vote (37)   
Girlfriend bangs dead guy.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Randal sells minor cigarettes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Veronica's sucked 37 dicks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Black and white wastrels.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Dante is inconvenienced.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Man dies attempting autoeroticism.
Wheeljak 
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Clerks curse. Classic.
gothhenge 
  Vote (1)   
Dead Man Boinking!
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Clerks work irks jerks.
Robbie 
  Vote (2)   
Death Star construction discussed.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Cashiers offend jizz-mopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Girlfriend's lasagna underappreciated.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (7)   
Randal's not number 36.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
Randal promotes hermaphrodite porn.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Snowballing added to lexicon.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
D Dragon 
  Vote (1)   
Kevin finds his Mewes.
Pressy 
  Vote (7)   
Rooftop hockey entertains clerks.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Love, hockey, cigarettes, Jersey.
lbp 
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Crude clerks shirk work.
mark 
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Jersey convenience clerk slacks.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Snowballing: now you know.
mmoriarty 
  Vote (2)   
Dante's alias: cancer merchant.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Death Star's contracts discussed.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Hockeyers drain Gatorade supply.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Dante's race against time.
SuperKhakiGirl 
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Dante suffers overtime ordeal.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Dante complains about overtime.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
7-Eleven dials 9-1-1.
Montgomery 
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Debut for Smith's duo.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Randy Randal purchases porn.
Anthony 
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Dante's necrophilic ex girlfriend.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Stoners, moaner, corpse's boner.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (8)   
Dante's divine comedy.
el guapo 
  Vote (7)   
Cashier vs. 'Buncha Savages'.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (3)   
American idles.
The General 
  Vote (32)   
Dante's infernal complaining!
deadgirl 
  Vote (1)   
Jerking off in convenience.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Bathroom visit turns nasty.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote    
Dante's number 37.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Randal late as always.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Randall purchases porn plethora.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Dante has stiff competition.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Ice slushy and hockey.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Veronica has blow addiction.
cerealandrubber... 
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Smith: 'Action!' Bob, silent.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Both clerks are jerks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Jersey convenience store jabbering.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
An aMewesing first film.
GHcool 
  Vote (8)   
Priapric cadaver unhinges ex-girlfriend.
calmer 
  Vote    
Meet the Stockers.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (25)   
Dante's Inferno is store.
blueduck 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's Jersey trilogy begins.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Bored employees discuss countermeasures.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Greater service sector philosophy.
kleenexwoman 
  Vote    
Randall loves 'gatherings'.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Door broken. Store open.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Clerks lack service ethic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Dead don't need Viagra.
Turducken 
  Vote (2)   
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