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Clerks.

(1994)
157 reviews
Film rated 4.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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Dante's day off ruined.
zzzbeauty 
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Kevin Smith's counter culture.
Yukon 
  Vote (37)   
Dante is inconvenienced.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Man dies attempting autoeroticism.
Wheeljak 
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Dante's number 37.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's antics counter-productive.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (16)   
Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (14)   
Toilet time crazes ex.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Silent Bob admires lasagna.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Philosophical debates about oral.
W XXVI 
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Jersey convenience clerk slacks.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Slackers shirk convenience customers.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Dead don't need Viagra.
Turducken 
  Vote (2)   
Clerk curses involuntary attendance.
Tubatic 
  Vote (1)   
Silent Bob busts moves.
Trevor 
  Vote (2)   
Cigarettes. Hockey. Corpse humping.
tpoh 
  Vote    
Rooftop hockey entertains clerks.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first film. Superb!!!
Tobester 
  Vote (1)   
Veronica's sucked 37 dicks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Both clerks are jerks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Randal sells minor cigarettes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Necrophilia was never funnier.
thechad 
  Vote (1)   
Jerk orders porn, sister?
The Person who... 
  Vote (1)   
Inconvenient jobs in convenience.
the grim sleeper 
  Vote (2)   
American idles.
The General 
  Vote (32)   
Bathroom visit turns nasty.
The Artist Form... 
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Convenience store counter culture.
The Amazing Rando! 
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Dante's race against time.
SuperKhakiGirl 
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Black and white revelations.
Strangelove 
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Convenience workers hate everything.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Store guys play hockey.
steveo 
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Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Bored employees discuss countermeasures.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Silent Bob stays silent.
Smarter Sean 
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Ice slushy and hockey.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's dame copulates cadaver.
SkyFaerie 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's Askewniverse debut.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Bob's budget debut. Buuung!
shane 
  Vote (1)   
Girlfriend bangs dead guy.
Seigiryu 
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Dead body gets lucky.
sefdawg 
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Store's openness assured.
sefdawg 
  Vote    
Counter surfers' superiority complex.
Scruffybobby 
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Disgruntled, philosophical counter-jockeys.
scablet 
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Diatribes - at your convenience.
Rovark 
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Clerks work irks jerks.
Robbie 
  Vote (2)   
Salsa shark foreshadows fight.
RazorDullWit 
  Vote (3)   
Mesmerizing mini-mart banter.
Randy 
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Jersey convenience store jabbering.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's Convenient comedy, divine.
ragman 
  Vote (1)   
Retro necro outside Metro.
PuzzleMonkey 
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Inane banter in Quikstop.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Dante shouldn't be here.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (7)   
Jersey slut humps corpse.
Pumpkin 
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Kevin finds his Mewes.
Pressy 
  Vote (7)   
Dante's inferno of slackerdom.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Veronica's a sperm spitter!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Randal's into trannies!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Randal expands his horizons.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Slackers play roof hockey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Eggs, cigarettes, videos, hockey.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (3)   
Kevin Smith, dead woody.
Paddy C 
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Dante's Pique.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Smith: 'Action!' Bob, silent.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Dante has stiff competition.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Door broken. Store open.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Worldly philosophers peddle Twinkies.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Randall loves 'gatherings'.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Hockey game closes Mini-Mart.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Randall purchases porn plethora.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
7-Eleven dials 9-1-1.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Snowballing: now you know.
mmoriarty 
  Vote (2)   
Girlfriend's lasagna underappreciated.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (7)   
Randal's not number 36.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
Cashiers offend jizz-mopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Death Star construction discussed.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Smith's monochrome Jersey's colorful.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Guys talk, do nothing.
MelissaS 
  Vote (5)   
Long day in store.
Melbourne Blues 
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Hockey on the roof.
McKorkel 
  Vote    
Jersey boy's life view.
Mary 
  Vote    
Crude clerks shirk work.
mark 
  Vote    
Debut for Smith's duo.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Role Of Jizzmopper Discussed.
mampers11 
  Vote (1)   
Dante can't choose girl.
Lisandro 
  Vote    
Snowballing added to lexicon.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Jerking off in convenience.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Love, hockey, cigarettes, Jersey.
lbp 
  Vote    
Smith's slacker-stoner celebration
kolo 
  Vote    
Caitlin diddles dead guy.
kolo 
  Vote    
Quickstop is Dante's purgatory.
kolo 
  Vote    
Silent Bob is golden.
kolo 
  Vote    
Greater service sector philosophy.
kleenexwoman 
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Hockey, necrophilia interrupt workday.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Dante suffers overtime ordeal.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Dante complains about overtime.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Smith's exercise in minimall-ism.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
Loser clerks mock others.
Jezztek 
  Vote (1)   
Monochrome philosophy and shops.
J. Alexander Mc... 
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Wasters wasted, convenience tasted.
hiplingo 
  Vote    
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