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Jack Nicholson
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About Schmidt

(2002)
136 reviews
Film rated 3.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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'You can't handle... retirement'.
Montgomery 
  Vote (38)   
Wife dead. Jack off.
Yukon 
  Vote (33)   
Ndugu: world's cheapest psychotherapist.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (26)   
Schmidt happens.
The Person who... 
  Vote (24)   
Kathy bathes. The misery.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (24)   
Retired executive seeks company.
Koli 
  Vote (24)   
Jack hits the road.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (19)   
Unthinkable 'Molly Brown' scene.
Tori 
  Vote (17)   
Schmidt hits the van.
PuzzleMonkey 
  Vote (15)   
Kathy Bates. Topless. Misery!
bife 
  Vote (15)   
Kathy ages; Jack rages.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (14)   
Ndugu gets Schmidt together.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Kathy bates Jack.
kolo 
  Vote (12)   
Retiree swamped in jacuzzi.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (12)   
Bates: plumpin' Jack flash.
Sludge 
  Vote (11)   
Schmidt's unwonderful life.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (11)   
Nicholson faces road, age.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
No Hope for Schmidt.
GHcool 
  Vote (8)   
Bates cannonballs term 'skinny-dipping'.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (7)   
Robe and jaws drop.
Montgomery 
  Vote (7)   
Jack's wife/ death situation.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (6)   
Sex with Bates? Misery!
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Nicholson feels retirement Payne.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Dear Ndugu moments marvelous.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Much Ado About Ndugu.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Schmidtten with Jack.
PDHugh 
  Vote (5)   
Retiring Nicholson realises waste.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (5)   
Jack's back, Kathy's front!
Jazzatola 
  Vote (5)   
Jack retiring, not shy.
Dicky 
  Vote (5)   
Widower, Winnebago, wedding, weeping.
ci�nas 
  Vote (5)   
Camper carries a Schmidtload.
soda 
  Vote (4)   
Nicholson reaches retirement, sadly.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Jack acts his age.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (4)   
Boring piece of Schmidt.
Jeem 
  Vote (4)   
Kathy Bate's motel's scarier.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Retired. Widowed. Jacuzzied. Dazed.
clay 
  Vote (4)   
Jack depressed. Kathy undressed.
rri1 
  Vote (3)   
Jack's daughter marries mullet.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Bates gets naked? SCHMIDT!!
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (3)   
Retires, mourns, travels, disapproves.
turrell 
  Vote (3)   
Nicholson impresses; Bates undresses.
Steve 
  Vote (3)   
Schmidt out of luck.
Basselope 
  Vote (3)   
Sponsor child vented to.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Irrelevant executive retires, travels.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Actuary's wife dies unexpectedly.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Jack: Schmidt.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (3)   
Payneful piece of Schmidt.
MikesMom 
  Vote (3)   
Actuary questions present value.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
He-e-e-e-re's Retirement!
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
Kathy frontal with Jack.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Jack's daughter + Kathy's son.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Bates naked. Jack runs.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (2)   
Actuary accounts own statistics.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Ndugu: Nicholson's crying shoulder.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Love, Actuary.
Basselope 
  Vote (2)   
Ndugu makes Schmidt boohoo.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Quixote in a winnebago.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Ndugu's new Dad's distressed.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Sponsoring child, inexpensive therapy.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Mid-life crisis and marriage.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Nicholson confides in Ndugu.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (2)   
Retiree starts Hummel collection.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
'Foster father' rather remote.
Koli 
  Vote (1)   
Bates boldly bares boobs.
indie 
  Vote (1)   
Bates bears all.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (1)   
Nicholson changes Jack Schmidt.
Face 
  Vote (1)   
Widower Warren's Winnebago wandering.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Nicholson addresses mid-life Payne.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Retired widower adopts penpal.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Ain't that some Schmidt?
Basselope 
  Vote (1)   
Sucks to be Schmidt.
janet 
  Vote (1)   
Very Schmidt(y) movie.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Bates naked--close eyes!
penguy 
  Vote (1)   
Schmidt retires, daughter marries.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Nicholson motor(homes) around.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Ndugu endures Schmidt's schmaltz.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote (1)   
Wife dies, Jack sighs.
Benager 
  Vote (1)   
Jack wanted mini winnie.
barlito 
  Vote (1)   
Ndugu cashes checks quickly.
pigggler 
  Vote (1)   
Same Schmidt, different day.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
'Molly Brown' flashes Nicholson.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Dead wife boned buddy.
Turducken 
  Vote (1)   
Nicholson doesn't master Bates.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Runaway in motorhome.
Anika 
  Vote    
Bates bravely bares breasts.
Dante 
  Vote    
Nicholson nails old age.
jinx 
  Vote    
Here's Johnny's 'senior moment'.
Pete Cooper 
  Vote    
Boring old fart retires.
davidmcdaid 
  Vote    
Wife dies, drives winnebago.
Jazzatola 
  Vote    
Nicholson's non-vanity project.
kidneywiper 
  Vote    
Kathy Bates displaces water.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Son-in-law? Mullet over, Warren.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Jack sad, lonely widower.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
Bates demonstrates Archimedes' principle.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jack plays sad-sack retiree.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
A schmo named Schmidt.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Schmidt bitches to Ndugu.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Schmidt conceals wedding disapproval.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bates repulses Jack, audience.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jack: fat. Bates: fatter!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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