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Horror, Sci-Fi
Ridley Scott
Dan O'Bannon
Ronald Shusett
Tom Skerritt
Sigourney Weaver
Veronica Cartwright
Harry Dean Stanton
John Hurt
Ian Holm
Yaphet Kotto
Helen Horton
Eddie Powell
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Alien

(1979)
274 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
Order by  Reviewer Rank Reviewer Name Review Votes Review Score Chronological Order Show 
The Talented Ms. Ripley.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (86)   
John: My chest Hurts!
The Aussie Canuck 
  Vote (42)   
Taloned & Ms Ripley.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (38)   
Worst indigestion ever.
randall 
  Vote (36)   
Leave ET to Weaver.
The General 
  Vote (34)   
Digestion? Kane's not able.
demonic 
  Vote (33)   
Holm's where heart isn't.
Koli 
  Vote (28)   
Alien: got to Hurt!
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (27)   
Dinner: Hurt divides ribs.
Koli 
  Vote (25)   
Space screams still audible.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Green eggs & harm.
punz 
  Vote (24)   
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Chris C 
  Vote (23)   
Alien birth Hurts.
w20dheartlivie 
  Vote (22)   
Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo.
zulu 
  Vote (22)   
Really bad stomach bug!
Tori 
  Vote (18)   
Massive indigestion, alien-style.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
Ash gets burned.
zulu 
  Vote (15)   
Hurt's scary Caesarian.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (14)   
Internal Alien Hurts Hurt.
mampers11 
  Vote (14)   
Kid is in Kane.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (13)   
John's inner monster exposed.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Parasites get laid.
Falken 
  Vote (12)   
Alien sucks face.
GHcool 
  Vote (12)   
Hurt's eating for two.
tortoise 
  Vote (12)   
Houston, we have indigestion.
shadowman 
  Vote (12)   
Ripley: Feminist action hero.
w20dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Cartwright gets felt up.
w20dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Ripley, save that cat!!!!
w20dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Bad acid ruins trip.
Larry B 
  Vote (11)   
'Jaws' in space: Brilliant.
Chris C 
  Vote (11)   
Ripley. Believe it? Not.
Markandlain 
  Vote (10)   
Young Bilbo loses head.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
John's full of surprise.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (10)   
(Harry) Dean, eggs; Lamb(ert).
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Ship's crew are holm-less
koudy 
  Vote (9)   
Hurt's C-section: less successful.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Android a Holm wrecker.
Dude 
  Vote (9)   
Acid drips, Ripley strips.
Ken 
  Vote (9)   
Ripley finally gets crotchety.
Koli 
  Vote (8)   
Ripley's game, John's hurt.
bennyr81 
  Vote (8)   
Chest Hurt? Diagnosis: heartworm.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (8)   
John Hurt hurt.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Skerritt scared, John Hurt.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (8)   
Deep throat in space.
djw1973 
  Vote (7)   
Nightmare Easter egg hunt.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (7)   
'Egg on face' redefined.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (7)   
Giant penis eats everyone.
rigby reardon 
  Vote (6)   
Space explorer's stomach Hurt's.
noncentz 
  Vote (6)   
Surprise guest at dinner.
Mark8884 
  Vote (6)   
Monsters storm Nostromo.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (6)   
Plain Jane rassles 'restrials.
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
Bad egg, acid indigestion.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Weaver sets heroine standard.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Egg brakes Nostromo's ship.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
The Giger Sanction
Airbolt 
  Vote (5)   
Mother awakens unsuspecting crew.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
In-the-chest-John.
Greystone 
  Vote (5)   
Don't break quarantine protocols!
The Other Matt 
  Vote (5)   
D.I.Y. caesereans.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Astronauts fight face-crabs.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Chestbursts onto the scene.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (5)   
Yaphet's flamethrowers don't Skerritt.
MFNickster 
  Vote (5)   
Bursting with eggcitement.
Rocat 
  Vote (5)   
Tums won't help Hurt.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
'Mother' ship.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Torso; no more so.
shane 
  Vote (4)   
Acid reflex in stomach.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Don't stare at eggs.
Msquare 
  Vote (4)   
Hurt needs a Rennie.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (4)   
Rip rids ship squids.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (4)   
Really, really large tapeworm.
NH 
  Vote (4)   
Don't chase the cat!
Rob Herbert 
  Vote (4)   
Hurt swallows and splits.
Greystone 
  Vote (4)   
Ripley escapes, pussy intact!
djw1973 
  Vote (4)   
Very hard to stomach.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Critter'sin Kane.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Eggs on host.
djw1973 
  Vote (3)   
Rotten egg proves fatal.
Craig Bateman 
  Vote (3)   
John is badly Hurt.
Poire 
  Vote (3)   
Half-naked babe beats bug!
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
E.T. eats space truckers.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (3)   
Extending jaws damage chests.
Nasher 
  Vote (3)   
Hurt: ham and eggs.
Oatmeal Stout 
  Vote (3)   
Weaver knickers nick show.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote (3)   
Ripley deposes Acid Queen.
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
Hurt has horrible heartburn.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (3)   
Bilbo Baggins's android days.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Bilbo runs on batteries?!
wrthofnino 
  Vote (3)   
Drooling horror needs antacid.
HeroZero 
  Vote (3)   
Hurt's dinner really hurts!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (3)   
Face sucker = space fucker!
gallt 
  Vote (3)   
Pesti(n)side makes tummy Hurt.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (3)   
French kissing, chest pains.
Ruthanolis 
  Vote (2)   
Nostromo's acid-bleeding stowaway.
Roller 
  Vote (2)   
Extra-terrestrial screaming is futile.
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Ash to ashes.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Alien jack-in-the-box.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
New stomach bug found.
No 
  Vote (2)   
Bugs with acid breath.
warm-machine 
  Vote (2)   
Crew expendable, Ripley discovers.
PK9 
  Vote (2)   
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