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Horror, Sci-Fi
Ridley Scott
Dan O'Bannon
Ronald Shusett
Tom Skerritt
Sigourney Weaver
Veronica Cartwright
Harry Dean Stanton
John Hurt
Ian Holm
Yaphet Kotto
Helen Horton
Eddie Powell
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Alien

(1979)
275 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Ripley makes android spasm.
calmer 
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Nostromo's crew no mo'.
calmer 
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Planet Of The Eggs.
calmer 
  Vote    
SOS: Slashed Open Stomach.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
'Nostromo' astronauts gastronomically challenged.
calmer 
  Vote    
Astronauts way beyond Rolaids.
calmer 
  Vote    
Worst indigestion ever.
randall 
  Vote (36)   
John: My chest Hurts!
AC 
  Vote (42)   
Hurt's scary Caesarian.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (14)   
John Hurt hurt.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Alien: got to Hurt!
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (27)   
Mother awakens unsuspecting crew.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
John's full of surprise.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (10)   
Taloned & Ms Ripley.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (38)   
Very hard to stomach.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Stomach bug spreads rapidly.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt's tum - Weaver's problem.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
What's got into Kane?
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Alien jack-in-the-box.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Space stowaway slaughters crew.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Fire extinguisher decapitates Ash.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Extraterrestrial rapist violates astronauts.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
E.T. with extrudable teeth.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney exterminates oversized grasshopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
John Hurt gets face-hugging.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Holm's android gets shredded.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Hurt suffers alien trichinosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney protects her pussy.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ian Holm sweats milk.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney hibernates in scivvies.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Extraterrestrial endosymbiosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ash squirts android jism.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
'Mother' has hidden agenda.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hurt births toothy parasite.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Giger's extraterrestrial bleeds acid.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Alien gestation really Hurts!
Please Kill Me Now 
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John Hurt's intestines explode.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Slimy parasite ruptures bowels.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Creature gestates inside Hurt.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hurt's astronaut gets egg-faced.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Sigourney sexy in scanties!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Holm is company's android.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Alien Hurts!
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Aliens 'face' their foes.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley models space panties.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Space explorer's stomach Hurt's.
noncentz 
  Vote (6)   
Weaver escapes original 'Alien'.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Digestion? Kane's not able.
demonic 
  Vote (33)   
Giger's vision, Scott's realisation.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Astronauts fight face-crabs.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Ash gives Ripley magazine.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Tums won't help Hurt.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Sigourney sings 'Lucky Star'.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Synthetic wants alien pet.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt sends back dinner.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley can't digest magazine.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Really bad stomach bug!
Tori 
  Vote (18)   
The Talented Ms. Ripley.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (86)   
Severe heartburn kills crew.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Space screams still audible.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
John's inner monster exposed.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Cartwright gets felt up.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Ripley: Feminist action hero.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Alien birth Hurts.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (22)   
Ripley, save that cat!!!!
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Egg brakes Nostromo's ship.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Ash enforces rules orally.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Young Bilbo loses head.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
Rip rids ship squids.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (4)   
Ripley's nasty first encounter.
MelissaS 
  Vote (2)   
Bad egg, acid indigestion.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Monster born through chest.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt's C-section: less successful.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Android's 'blood' is milky.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley's game, John's hurt.
bennyr81 
  Vote (8)   
Dinner: Hurt divides ribs.
Koli 
  Vote (25)   
Holm's where heart isn't.
Koli 
  Vote (28)   
Holm's elementary; somewhat impersonal.
Koli 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley finally gets crotchety.
Koli 
  Vote (8)   
Kid is in Kane.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (13)   
Crew awoken early. Trouble.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Pesti(n)side makes tummy Hurt.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (3)   
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Chris C 
  Vote (23)   
'Jaws' in space: Brilliant.
Chris C 
  Vote (11)   
Massive indigestion, alien-style.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
(Harry) Dean, eggs; Lamb(ert).
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Food disgrees with captain.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Plain Jane rassles 'restrials.
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
E.T gets teeth, ugly.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
The Hurt Lurker.
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
Leave ET to Weaver.
The General 
  Vote (34)   
Acid drips, Ripley strips.
Ken 
  Vote (9)   
Ripley deposes Acid Queen.
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
Alien sucks face.
GHcool 
  Vote (12)   
Ripley the scream weaver.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Extra-terrestrial screaming is futile.
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Scared Skerritt snatched, seeded.
teddychan 
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Machine Mother: mostly mum.
teddychan 
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Alien appears; audience audibilizes.
teddychan 
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Sigourney survives spaceship slaughter.
teddychan 
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