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Horror, Sci-Fi
Ridley Scott
Dan O'Bannon
Ronald Shusett
Tom Skerritt
Sigourney Weaver
Veronica Cartwright
Harry Dean Stanton
John Hurt
Ian Holm
Yaphet Kotto
Helen Horton
Eddie Powell
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Alien

(1979)
275 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo.
zulu 
  Vote (22)   
Ash gets burned.
zulu 
  Vote (15)   
Bilbo runs on batteries?!
wrthofnino 
  Vote (3)   
Very hard to stomach.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (4)   
Stomach bug spreads rapidly.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Taloned & Ms Ripley.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (38)   
What's got into Kane?
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt's tum - Weaver's problem.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Nostromo computer: bad Mother.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (1)   
Major case of heartburn.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Alien renders Kane unable.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Ash to ashes.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Relationship with 'Mother' strained.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Xenomorph does Dallas.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Chest infection Hurts.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Hurt hurts, outbursts, bursts.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Creature's in the John.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Critter'sin Kane.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Pussy chaser's alien fodder.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Bugs with acid breath.
warm-machine 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley: Feminist action hero.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Cartwright gets felt up.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Ripley, save that cat!!!!
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Alien birth Hurts.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (22)   
Giger's imagery creates terror.
Victim 
  Vote (2)   
Nasty monster aboard Nostromo.
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
Massive indigestion, alien-style.
turrell 
  Vote (16)   
(Harry) Dean, eggs; Lamb(ert).
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Weaver scary in underpants.
Turducken 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley gets robot head.
Turducken 
  Vote (1)   
Hurt's eating for two.
tortoise 
  Vote (12)   
Really bad stomach bug!
Tori 
  Vote (18)   
Someone has stomach worms!
thejagere 
  Vote    
John's full of surprise.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (10)   
Don't break quarantine protocols!
The Other Matt 
  Vote (5)   
Leave ET to Weaver.
The General 
  Vote (34)   
Nuking Nostromo not enough!
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Scientific synthetic strangles Sigourney.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Scared Skerritt snatched, seeded.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Machine Mother: mostly mum.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Chest-burster terrifies, slaughters crew.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Alien appears; audience audibilizes.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Sigourney survives spaceship slaughter.
teddychan 
  Vote    
John Hurts, stomach bug.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (1)   
Extraterrestrial disinterested in feline.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Half-naked babe beats bug!
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
Savering alien spies Rpley.
steveo 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley deposes Acid Queen.
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
'Chest' bursting with action.
Spurting 
  Vote (1)   
Big bug hurts Hurt.
Sprocket 
  Vote    
Tearing torso. Gotta Hurt.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Sigourney Weaver in panties.
SlimJ 
  Vote (1)   
E.T gets teeth, ugly.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Torso; no more so.
shane 
  Vote (4)   
Houston, we have indigestion.
shadowman 
  Vote (12)   
Monster steel cage match!!!
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Nostromo responds to SOS.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Teeth, saliva, more teeth.
Sean Ellis 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt has horrible heartburn.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (3)   
Android acquires crew killer.
Saki 
  Vote (1)   
French kissing, chest pains.
Ruthanolis 
  Vote (2)   
Monster feeds two mouths.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Spaceship's cat smartest member.
Roy Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Giger's vision, Scott's realisation.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Xenomorph drools over Sigourney.
Roller 
  Vote    
Nostromo's acid-bleeding stowaway.
Roller 
  Vote (2)   
Bursting with eggcitement.
Rocat 
  Vote (5)   
Don't chase the cat!
Rob Herbert 
  Vote (4)   
Giant penis eats everyone.
rigby reardon 
  Vote (6)   
Plain Jane rassles 'restrials.
redPen 
  Vote (6)   
John's stomach must Hurt .
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Worst indigestion ever.
randall 
  Vote (36)   
Pregnant man births monster.
quartet4 
  Vote (2)   
Green eggs & harm.
punz 
  Vote (24)   
E.T. eats space truckers.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (3)   
John is badly Hurt.
Poire 
  Vote (3)   
John Hurt gets face-hugging.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hurt births toothy parasite.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Giger's extraterrestrial bleeds acid.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney hibernates in scivvies.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
'Mother' has hidden agenda.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hurt's astronaut gets egg-faced.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney sexy in scanties!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Holm is company's android.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
E.T. with extrudable teeth.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Extraterrestrial endosymbiosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
John Hurt's intestines explode.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Slimy parasite ruptures bowels.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney protects her pussy.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ian Holm sweats milk.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ash squirts android jism.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Hurt suffers alien trichinosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Holm's android gets shredded.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Alien gestation really Hurts!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney exterminates oversized grasshopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Extraterrestrial rapist violates astronauts.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Creature gestates inside Hurt.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Space stowaway slaughters crew.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Fire extinguisher decapitates Ash.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Crew expendable, Ripley discovers.
PK9 
  Vote (2)   
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