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Ridley Scott
Dan O'Bannon
Ronald Shusett
Tom Skerritt
Sigourney Weaver
Veronica Cartwright
Harry Dean Stanton
John Hurt
Ian Holm
Yaphet Kotto
Helen Horton
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Alien

(1979)
275 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Giant bugs vs. lingerie.
1011 
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Android splutters stark truths.
freewalk 
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Ripley makes android spasm.
calmer 
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Ripley unaware, reveals underwear.
freewalk 
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Sigourney sings 'Lucky Star'.
Montgomery 
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Ridley, Ripley, sternum drag!
Dante 
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Weaver rockets from explosion.
Arch Stanton 
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Human host, crew's toast.
dunkonu 
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Big bug hurts Hurt.
Sprocket 
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Kane: very huggable character.
Earnest Scribbler 
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Hurt, alien make out.
Earnest Scribbler 
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Don't french kiss Alien.
Arch Stanton 
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Stomach acid: amniotic fluid.
Greystone 
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Acid drops through Nostromo.
Greystone 
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'Nostromo' astronauts gastronomically challenged.
calmer 
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Planet Of The Eggs.
calmer 
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Nostromo's crew no mo'.
calmer 
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Astronauts way beyond Rolaids.
calmer 
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Milk hidden in android.
chrishart 
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Ripley, feline fine!
djw1973 
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Xenomorph does Dallas.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Major case of heartburn.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Justifiable Xenophobia.
JeddtheJedi 
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Xeno Evil.
JeddtheJedi 
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Hurt hurts, outbursts, bursts.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Alien eggs on Hurt.
oneshallstand 
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Chest-burster terrifies, slaughters crew.
teddychan 
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Ridley captures Ripley's underwear.
buzz_clik 
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Acidic parasite devours astronauts.
LadyMeerkat 
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Monster lets cat survive.
BoneSawMcGraw 
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Ridley's Ripley's Sci-Fi Romp.
glorybhoy 
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Hurt shows off chest.
durianfan 
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John's chest really Hurts.
durianfan 
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Hurt goes chestless.
durianfan 
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E.T. with extrudable teeth.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Someone has stomach worms!
thejagere 
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Creature kills Kotto's Parker.
indie 
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Hurt eaten up inside.
Badbart 
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John Hurt's intestines explode.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Sigourney hibernates in scivvies.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Slimy parasite ruptures bowels.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Scary penis with teeth.
loser 
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Holm loses his head.
Legolas999 
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Frisky alien hugs faces.
dgbenner 
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Creature's in the John.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Hurt's astronaut gets egg-faced.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Hurt births toothy parasite.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Space stowaway slaughters crew.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Sigourney protects her pussy.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Sigourney sexy in scanties!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Giger's extraterrestrial bleeds acid.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Fire extinguisher decapitates Ash.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Ian Holm sweats milk.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Scared Skerritt snatched, seeded.
teddychan 
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Alien appears; audience audibilizes.
teddychan 
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Sigourney survives spaceship slaughter.
teddychan 
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Scientific synthetic strangles Sigourney.
teddychan 
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Machine Mother: mostly mum.
teddychan 
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Xenomorph drools over Sigourney.
Roller 
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Nostromo responds to SOS.
Seigiryu 
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Extraterrestrial disinterested in feline.
Strangelove 
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John Hurt gets face-hugging.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Creature gestates inside Hurt.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Hurt suffers alien trichinosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Holm is company's android.
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Mother' has hidden agenda.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Extraterrestrial rapist violates astronauts.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Alien gestation really Hurts!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Extraterrestrial endosymbiosis.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Aliens 'face' their foes.
Canklefish 
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Android's 'blood' is milky.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Nuking Nostromo not enough!
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley Scott?
Basselope 
  Vote (1)   
John's stomach must Hurt .
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Alien's bloody acid trip.
Face 
  Vote (1)   
Insta-Classic Chest Burster!
FilmReviewStew 
  Vote (1)   
Scott locates primal screamer.
adam fox 
  Vote (1)   
Sweaty alien chomps Americans.
Jonboy 
  Vote (1)   
Girl's Mother-in-Law meets colleagues!
Ari C 
  Vote (1)   
Claustrophobic, noirish sci-fi thriller.
Jars 
  Vote (1)   
Cat cuter than co-star.
Mel 
  Vote (1)   
Nasty monster aboard Nostromo.
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
The original xenomorph stalker.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (1)   
Sigourney's first fighting foray.
Klinkehoffen 
  Vote (1)   
Acid blood alien eats.
knoops 
  Vote (1)   
Acid dripping alien delicatessan.
jinx 
  Vote (1)   
Nostromo bothered by slimeball.
Pete Cooper 
  Vote (1)   
Alien surgery, internal/ external...
Benager 
  Vote (1)   
Food disgrees with captain.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Gatecrasher stays for dinner.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (1)   
Upset stomach turns intense.
Hatter 
  Vote (1)   
Severe heartburn kills crew.
Conan The Westy 
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Parasite Lost.
lioneltwain 
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Weaver escapes original 'Alien'.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Relationship with 'Mother' strained.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Xenophobic invader harms natives.
duh 
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John Hurts, stomach bug.
SuperKhakiGirl 
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Sigourney exterminates oversized grasshopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Holm's android gets shredded.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Weaver scary in underpants.
Turducken 
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