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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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| Father, son: wholly gauche. |
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| Myers's absence of phallus. |
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| Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation. |
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| Bastard joins Weight Watchers. |
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| Evil raps before jailbreak. |
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| Cruise favours Dixie Normous. |
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| AU-stin Powers' third film. |
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| Caine is Powers' fahzzer. |
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| Third Power's rather weak. |
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| Crouching Tiger, Fat Bastard. |
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| Thin Bastard, vaginal neckline. |
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| Britney's robotic singing exposed. |
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| Mystery man milking mojo. |
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| Vierdo enjoys vinkie painting. |
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| Beyonce: Black to Future. |
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| Goldmember not Gold Oscar. |
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| Gold found in Nether-Lands. |
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| Mini-Me Vernes the tables. |
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| 24-carat cocksman engrosses. |
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| Mojo miniscule. Stop now! |
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| Fahzza bonds with son(s). |
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| Myers's Golden Goose leaden. |
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| Golden Meyers Production. |
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| Beyonc�'s Foxxy out-Powers Austin. |
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| Expensive dick, cheap jokes. |
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| Austin horsePowers Godzilla. |
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| Meyers ridicules Dutch wonderfully. |
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| Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray. |
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| Scott Evil Needs Rogaine. |
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| Multiple Myers not golden! |
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| Godzilla makes Austin-tacious appearance. |
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| Fat Bastard, thinner bastard. |
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| Myers reinvents Studio 54. |
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| Springer-ish plot shrivels dry. |
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| Beyonce proves ONLY Goldmember. |
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| Man of mystery downspirals. |
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| Austins' nephew turns evil. |
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| Nigel, Austin, Dougie reunited. |
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| DeVito not shortest actor. |
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| Goldmember keeps dead skin. |
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| Golden gonads perplex Powers. |
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| Austin's brother is Evil. |
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| Myer's Golden touch lost. |
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| Big-haired Beyonce beautiful. |
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| Caine tries resurrecting Powers. |
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| Best Actor: Beyonce. Sha-zam! |
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| Goldmember = skin eating freak. |
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| Evil's third plot foiled. |
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| Caine's cockney spy adMyered. |
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| Flaky Dutchman eats skin. |
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| Goldmember needs strong pants. |
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| Golden villain smelts winky. |
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| Myers enacts golden performance. |
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| Villain's winky is golden. |
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| Golden Member; phallic key. |
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| Austin battles Golden Dutchman. |
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| Dr. Evil's rhyming escape. |
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| Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice. |
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