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Crime, Drama
Peter Greenaway
Peter Greenaway
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Richard Bohringer
Michael Gambon
Helen Mirren
Alan Howard
Tim Roth
Ciar�n Hinds
Gary Olsen
Ewan Stewart
Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Ron Cook
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Mr. Green, Mr. Brown etc. The Reservoir Dogs.
Essential Collection - 1989
Just not worthy
Man You're Stinky!
Eat Me!

Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The

(1989)
75 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Ladle To The Grave?
Chris C 
  Vote (32)   
Lover's Digest.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (24)   
Reader's Digested.
demonic 
  Vote (19)   
Nudity, lewdity, rudity, foodity.
redPen 
  Vote (17)   
Cock, Cook, Crook -Crap!
Josh the cat 
  Vote (16)   
An affair to dismember.
bennyr81 
  Vote (16)   
Color-coded culinary carnality.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (15)   
To Stir, With Lover.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (15)   
Thief's wife's lover cooked.
soda 
  Vote (14)   
Bookworm resists indigestible verbiage.
Koli 
  Vote (10)   
Adultery? The Mirren Crack'd.
Larry 
  Vote (8)   
Mirren pauses between courses.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (8)   
Guess who's dinner?
The General 
  Vote (7)   
Mirren's dangerous liaison.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Crookold.
ci�nas 
  Vote (7)   
Coq, sans vin.
dgbenner 
  Vote (7)   
The ate-full hate.
Larry 
  Vote (7)   
Love 'er, 'ate him.
Rovark 
  Vote (5)   
Restaurateur's marketing improbably successful.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Jacobean tragedy, anti-Thatcher allegory.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (5)   
Barbarous entrepreneur eschews literature.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Crook eats cooked cock.
MguyX 
  Vote (4)   
Thief's Wife Cooks Lover.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Spicy dead people.
brian 
  Vote (4)   
Middle-aged Mirren voluptuously nude.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (3)   
Gambon et Jambon.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (3)   
Cuckold samples roast penis.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (2)   
Cock au vin.
velvet rope 
  Vote (2)   
Thief eats the evidence.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Baddie eats spotted dick.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Plastered bastard consumin' human.
CrackerJack 
  Vote (2)   
Blow-job on a plate.
mucklady 
  Vote (2)   
Revenge in Gaultier couture.
Anonymous  
  Vote (2)   
The ending is delicious.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (2)   
Food, sex, death. Greenaway.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Cloth, Roth, greed, lust.
el guapo 
  Vote (2)   
Mirren sneaks romantic dinner.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Mirren avenges lover's death.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
CanniBALLism.
mucklady 
  Vote (1)   
Cock platter for one?
Markdkny 
  Vote (1)   
Bake. Steal. Cheat. Cuckold.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Pretentious catering cock-up.
Dicky 
  Vote (1)   
Various appetites joylessly sated.
Dicky 
  Vote (1)   
Sex, death, culinary masterpiece.
BadKitty 
  Vote (1)   
Book's hard to swallow.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Mirren circumsises husband closely.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Cock's for dinner?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Mirren mistakenly goes naked.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Penile cannabalism is fatal.
Batty 
  Vote    
Mobster gets just desserts.
Dante 
  Vote    
Greenaway's p�nis de r�sistance.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Profiterole in the hay.
LSD 
  Vote    
Gambon: The Browning Version.
Larry 
  Vote    
Greenaway serves stand-out dinner.
randall 
  Vote    
Nyman's score underscores carnivores.
zip10011 
  Vote    
Cuckolded crook eats cock.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Gambon eats bone.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Thief forcefeeds Lover literature.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Wife's revenge: forced cannibalism.
lindsa 
  Vote    
Greenaway's symbolism goes overboard.
veloc 
  Vote    
Greenaway's overdesigned gore-fest.
The Other Matt 
  Vote    
Greenaway chews open mouthed.
Dicky 
  Vote    
Grand bouffe: truly crass.
Dicky 
  Vote    
44-year-old Mirren's full monty!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Gangster's bird seduces bookseller.
big g 
  Vote    
Adultress has dishy paramour.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Astonishing parable of politics.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Adultery's hard to swallow.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Food, books and betrayal.
edsonmedina 
  Vote    
Dropped dead. Fed.
Sludge 
  Vote    
An appetite suppressing masterpiece.
Dwight 
  Vote    
Mirren parades Rubenesque figure.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Castrato singer swallows buttons.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Cheek impaled with fork.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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