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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
201  Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (64)   
202  Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
203  Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (64)   
204  Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean 
  Vote (64)   
205  Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews 
  Vote (64)   
206  Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (63)   
207  Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (63)   
208  Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu 
  Vote (63)   
209  Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (63)   
210  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa 
  Vote (63)   
211  Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (63)   
212  Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall 
  Vote (63)   
213  Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (63)   
214  Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (63)   
215  Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC 
  Vote (63)   
216  Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz 
  Vote (63)   
217  Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz 
  Vote (62)   
218  Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
219  Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge 
  Vote (62)   
220  Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (62)   
221  King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC 
  Vote (62)   
222  Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
223  Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
224  Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda 
  Vote (62)   
225  King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli 
  Vote (62)   
226  Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo 
  Vote (62)   
227  Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (62)   
228  Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (61)   
229  Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool 
  Vote (61)   
230  Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Salopian 
  Vote (61)   
231  Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (61)   
232  A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell 
  Vote (61)   
233  Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC 
  Vote (61)   
234  Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F 
  Vote (61)   
235  Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz 
  Vote (61)   
236  Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken 
  Vote (61)   
237  Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell 
  Vote (61)   
238  Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (61)   
239  Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (61)   
240  Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Salopian 
  Vote (61)   
241  Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (61)   
242  Crying Game, The (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner 
  Vote (61)   
243  Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool 
  Vote (61)   
244  American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (60)   
245  Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC 
  Vote (60)   
246  Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (60)   
247  Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean 
  Vote (60)   
248  Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (60)   
249  Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (60)   
250  Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (60)   
251  XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (60)   
252  Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean 
  Vote (60)   
253  Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (60)   
254  Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (60)   
255  Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell 
  Vote (60)   
256  Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz 
  Vote (60)   
257  Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall 
  Vote (59)   
258  Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf 
  Vote (59)   
259  Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (59)   
260  Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (59)   
261  Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (59)   
262  Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F 
  Vote (59)   
263  Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
264  Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
265  Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (59)   
266  Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
267  Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
268  Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife 
  Vote (59)   
269  Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
270  Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (59)   
271  My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz 
  Vote (59)   
272  Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC 
  Vote (59)   
273  Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (59)   
274  Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon 
  Vote (59)   
275  Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall 
  Vote (58)   
276  Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf 
  Vote (58)   
277  Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (58)   
278  Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall 
  Vote (58)   
279  Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews 
  Vote (58)   
280  Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean 
  Vote (58)   
281  Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC 
  Vote (58)   
282  Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (58)   
283  Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (58)   
284  Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery 
  Vote (58)   
285  Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (58)   
286  Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (58)   
287  Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC 
  Vote (58)   
288  Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall 
  Vote (58)   
289  Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (58)   
290  Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (58)   
291  Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Warning: Contains sexual references.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (57)   
292  Calendar Girls (2003)
Those 70's Show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (57)   
293  Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (57)   
294  The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
From A to Zzzzzzzzz.
Yukon 
  Vote (57)   
295  Star Wait (2005)
DocQueuementary.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (57)   
296  Mannequin (1987)
Lovemaking For Dummies.
randall 
  Vote (57)   
297  Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
bife 
  Vote (57)   
298  Madness Of King George, The (1994)
III Ill.
RockGolf 
  Vote (57)   
299  Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Pasta la vista.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (57)   
300  Lust For Dracula (2004)
Going down for Count.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (57)   
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