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All-time top reviews
The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
201
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
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(64)
202
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews
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(64)
203
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Irregular entry in Ledger.
RockGolf
Vote
(64)
204
Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow
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(64)
205
Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy
Vote
(64)
206
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(63)
207
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa
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(63)
208
Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy
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(63)
209
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution
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(63)
210
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall
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(63)
211
Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution
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(63)
212
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait
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(63)
213
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz
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(63)
214
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC
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(63)
215
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu
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(63)
216
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution
Vote
(63)
217
Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
218
Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo
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(62)
219
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz
Vote
(62)
220
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
221
Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy
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(62)
222
Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge
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(62)
223
King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC
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(62)
224
Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda
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(62)
225
King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli
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(62)
226
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy
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(62)
227
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo
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(62)
228
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F
Vote
(61)
229
Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz
Vote
(61)
230
Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken
Vote
(61)
231
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell
Vote
(61)
232
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyXXV
Vote
(61)
233
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool
Vote
(61)
234
Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(61)
235
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(61)
236
Crying Game, The (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner
Vote
(61)
237
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat
Vote
(61)
238
Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Demisemicenturian
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(61)
239
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC
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(61)
240
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell
Vote
(61)
241
Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy
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(61)
242
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool
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(61)
243
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat
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(61)
244
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy
Vote
(60)
245
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution
Vote
(60)
246
XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy
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(60)
247
Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz
Vote
(60)
248
Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie
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(60)
249
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC
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(60)
250
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean
Vote
(60)
251
Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution
Vote
(60)
252
Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy
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(60)
253
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell
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(60)
254
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy
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(60)
255
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat
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(60)
256
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean
Vote
(60)
257
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy
Vote
(59)
258
Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution
Vote
(59)
259
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F
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(59)
260
Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC
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(59)
261
Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat
Vote
(59)
262
Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy
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(59)
263
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy
Vote
(59)
264
Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow
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(59)
265
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon
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(59)
266
Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy
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(59)
267
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(59)
268
Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife
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(59)
269
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf
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(59)
270
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy
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(59)
271
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy
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(59)
272
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz
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(59)
273
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb
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(59)
274
Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall
Vote
(58)
275
Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution
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(58)
276
Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy
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(58)
277
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy
Vote
(58)
278
Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC
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(58)
279
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall
Vote
(58)
280
Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean
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(58)
281
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat
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(58)
282
Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall
Vote
(58)
283
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo
Vote
(58)
284
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews
Vote
(58)
285
Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery
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(58)
286
Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC
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(58)
287
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution
Vote
(58)
288
Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall
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(58)
289
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf
Vote
(58)
290
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy
Vote
(58)
291
Hidalgo (2004)
Lord Of The Reins.
Tori
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(57)
292
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Montgomery
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(57)
293
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu
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(57)
294
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fourth be with you.
thefoxboy
Vote
(57)
295
Killer Fish (1979)
Carp Fear.
thefoxboy
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(57)
296
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Diet Pesci.
AC
Vote
(57)
297
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow
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(57)
298
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Aging Bull.
Sludge
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(57)
299
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
From A to Zzzzzzzzz.
Yukon
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(57)
300
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Going down for Count.
thefoxboy
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(57)
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