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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
201
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
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(64)
202
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews
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(64)
203
Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy
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(64)
204
Deliverance (1972)
Tough, ruthless, rough, toothless.
noncentz
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(64)
205
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz
Vote
(64)
206
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Dead Man: Walken.
Conan The Westy
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(63)
207
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Run or they'll ketchup.
Kruegerbait
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(63)
208
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
randall
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(63)
209
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatlemarinia.
lemmycaution
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(63)
210
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Good Bill Hunting.
TitanPa
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(63)
211
Waterworld (1995)
Costner wets himself.
thefoxboy
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(63)
212
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's beginning.
lemmycaution
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(63)
213
Airplane! (1980)
Just plane jokes.
lemmycaution
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(63)
214
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Acts of swivel disobedience.
noncentz
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(63)
215
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Couple fall in lava.
AC
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(63)
216
Shrek 2 (2004)
Cute pussy, great ass!
zulu
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(63)
217
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Not up to 'Speed'.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
218
King Arthur (2004)
Keira: Knightly.
AC
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(62)
219
Shark Tale (2004)
Marlin Brando.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
220
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dogzilla.
thefoxboy
Vote
(62)
221
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Rockin' a hard place.
Pope George Ringo
Vote
(62)
222
Guyana Tragedy: The Story Of Jim Jones (1980)
Hi-C dead people.
noncentz
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(62)
223
Small Soldiers (1998)
Wee War Soldiers.
kolo
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(62)
224
Open Water (2003)
Never Findingland.
Sludge
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(62)
225
Signs (2002)
Sign-field.
thefoxboy
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(62)
226
Jaws (1975)
Shooting barrel in fish.
soda
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(62)
227
King And I, The (1956)
Debbie Does Palace.
Koli
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(62)
228
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
Sal[Au]pian
Vote
(61)
229
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
E.L.F
Vote
(61)
230
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
GHcool
Vote
(61)
231
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
BiggerBoat
Vote
(61)
232
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
BiggerBoat
Vote
(61)
233
Monsturd (2003)
Public enemy number two.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(61)
234
Spider-Man (2002)
From acne to arachne.
noncentz
Vote
(61)
235
Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Sal[Au]pian
Vote
(61)
236
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
turrell
Vote
(61)
237
Of Muppets And Men: The Making Of 'The Muppet Show' (1981)
Sockumentary.
AC
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(61)
238
The Crying Game (1992)
You've Got Male.
dgbenner
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(61)
239
Flatliners (1990)
I.V. Dead People.
thefoxboy
Vote
(61)
240
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
GHcool
Vote
(61)
241
Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Falken
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(61)
242
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
turrell
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(61)
243
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
MguyX
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(61)
244
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Maiming of the Jew.
Sean
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(60)
245
Eel, The (1997)
That's a moray.
noncentz
Vote
(60)
246
Tomb Raider (2001)
Indiana Jugs.
AC
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(60)
247
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Nuts may contain chocolate.
thefoxboy
Vote
(60)
248
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Serial chiller.
Sean
Vote
(60)
249
Moonraker (1979)
Bond gives flying f**k.
thefoxboy
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(60)
250
Piano, The (1993)
Holly and the ivory.
lemmycaution
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(60)
251
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
turrell
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(60)
252
American Pie (1999)
'Cherry' Pie.
Josh the cat
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(60)
253
Beetlejuice (1988)
Day-o of the Dead.
w22dheartlivie
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(60)
254
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy in cup final.
lemmycaution
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(60)
255
XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Conan The Westy
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(60)
256
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Your father, he is.
thefoxboy
Vote
(60)
257
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Surf's up for Moses.
thefoxboy
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(59)
258
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Dog Ma.
noncentz
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(59)
259
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Swingers.
thefoxboy
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(59)
260
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gangs Of New Orcs.
RockGolf
Vote
(59)
261
Crash (1996)
Sex life a wreck.
lemmycaution
Vote
(59)
262
Single White Female (1992)
A vicious roomer.
Corduroy Pillow
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(59)
263
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
E.L.F
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(59)
264
Tobacco Wars (1999)
Tar nation.
AC
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(59)
265
Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
BiggerBoat
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(59)
266
Killer Nun (1979)
Smother Teresa.
thefoxboy
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(59)
267
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
As the Crowe Pi's.
thefoxboy
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(59)
268
Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
bife
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(59)
269
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
I seed dead people.
Yukon
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(59)
270
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
`dIHS.
MM0rkeleb
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(59)
271
Labyrinth (1986)
A maze in dream.
thefoxboy
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(59)
272
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Damon is still Bourne.
Conan The Westy
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(59)
273
Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
randall
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(59)
274
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tent isn't ghost proof.
thefoxboy
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(59)
275
Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Stalean
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(58)
276
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo got fingered.
thefoxboy
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(58)
277
Men In Black (1997)
Black Smith.
thefoxboy
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(58)
278
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
21st Century Fox.
benj clews
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(58)
279
Se7en (1995)
Paltrow, gift boxed.
thefoxboy
Vote
(58)
280
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Beanmimo
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(58)
281
Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
Montgomery
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(58)
282
Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
randall
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(58)
283
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
French teenager starts smoking.
RockGolf
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(58)
284
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
BiggerBoat
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(58)
285
Lolita (1997)
Hottie fires up Irons.
lemmycaution
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(58)
286
Hardware Wars (1977)
Use the forks, Luke!
AC
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(58)
287
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Lust in space.
lemmycaution
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(58)
288
Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
randall
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(58)
289
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
randall
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(58)
290
Sideways (2004)
Life is a Cabernet.
AC
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(58)
291
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Going down for Count.
thefoxboy
Vote
(57)
292
Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Pasta la vista.
thefoxboy
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(57)
293
How To Murder Your Wife (1965)
First Wives Clubbed.
Yukon
Vote
(57)
294
Rock, The (1996)
Scot(ch)on the Rock(s).
thefoxboy
Vote
(57)
295
Hidalgo (2004)
Lord Of The Reins.
Tori
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(57)
296
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow
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(57)
297
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Montgomery
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(57)
298
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu
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(57)
299
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fourth be with you.
thefoxboy
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(57)
300
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
bife
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(57)
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