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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
101
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
AC
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(85)
102
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Sean
Vote
(85)
103
Secretary (2002)
Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution
Vote
(85)
104
Deliverance (1972)
Warn Beatty!
lemmycaution
Vote
(83)
105
Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Koli
Vote
(82)
106
Ben-Hur (1959)
Speedway with real horsepower.
thefoxboy
Vote
(82)
107
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee
Vote
(81)
108
Monster (2003)
Charlize no angel.
lemmycaution
Vote
(80)
109
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Sean
Vote
(80)
110
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Sean
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(79)
111
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo's prior experience useful.
Conan The Westy
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(79)
112
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
randall
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(79)
113
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
Demisemicenturian
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(79)
114
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Sean
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(79)
115
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
116
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
117
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dante
Vote
(78)
118
American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
noncentz
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(78)
119
King Arthur (2004)
Guenevere lanced a lot.
thefoxboy
Vote
(77)
120
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt CoBang.
thefoxboy
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(77)
121
Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
randall
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(76)
122
Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
randall
Vote
(76)
123
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(75)
124
Cleopatra (1963)
My Pharaoh Lady.
lemmycaution
Vote
(75)
125
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny, bloody Sonny.
lemmycaution
Vote
(74)
126
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(74)
127
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon in tin can.
thefoxboy
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(74)
128
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
noncentz
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(74)
129
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut yer Trapps.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(74)
130
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Thieving Las Vegas.
thefoxboy
Vote
(74)
131
Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Downtown
Vote
(73)
132
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
A Farewell to Farms.
lemmycaution
Vote
(73)
133
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
benj clews
Vote
(73)
134
Best In Show (2000)
Sit happens.
thefoxboy
Vote
(73)
135
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Sludge
Vote
(73)
136
Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Josh the cat
Vote
(73)
137
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
randall
Vote
(72)
138
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
bife
Vote
(72)
139
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
bife
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(72)
140
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gone With The Wind.
thefoxboy
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(72)
141
Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
Demisemicenturian
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(72)
142
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer of 69.
thefoxboy
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(71)
143
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
randall
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(71)
144
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
AC
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(71)
145
Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
benj clews
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(70)
146
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Josh the cat
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(70)
147
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic
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(70)
148
Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
noncentz
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(70)
149
Secretary (2002)
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution
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(69)
150
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Joe Blevins
Vote
(69)
151
Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(69)
152
Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(69)
153
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Raw and Order.
thefoxboy
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(69)
154
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kissed me, Kate?
lemmycaution
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(69)
155
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(69)
156
Splash (1984)
You've Got Tail.
thefoxboy
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(69)
157
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
noncentz
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(69)
158
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
RockGolf
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(69)
159
Lost In Translation (2003)
Blief Encounter.
lemmycaution
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(69)
160
Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Montgomery
Vote
(69)
161
Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
noncentz
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(69)
162
Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
Demisemicenturian
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(69)
163
American Pie (1999)
Pie Who Shagged Me.
thefoxboy
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(69)
164
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
randall
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(69)
165
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
randall
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(69)
166
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
randall
Vote
(68)
167
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Raiders Of Lost Park.
thefoxboy
Vote
(68)
168
Chastity Belt, The (1967)
'Thighs Wide Shut'.
lemmycaution
Vote
(68)
169
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
RockGolf
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(68)
170
Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz
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(68)
171
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
bife
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(68)
172
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Cop and slobber.
lemmycaution
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(67)
173
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Corduroy Pillow
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(67)
174
Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
randall
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(67)
175
Misery (1990)
Caan cancels dancing lessons.
thefoxboy
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(67)
176
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
AC
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(67)
177
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
AC
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(67)
178
Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
noncentz
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(67)
179
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford. Explorer.
Yukon
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(67)
180
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
AC
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(66)
181
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
randall
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(66)
182
Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
Sludge
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(66)
183
Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
bife
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(66)
184
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
demonic
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(66)
185
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby
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(66)
186
Three Stooges, The (2000)
The show about Nyucking.
thefoxboy
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(66)
187
Sitting Bull (1954)
Bull Sit.
thefoxboy
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(66)
188
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(65)
189
10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
randall
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(65)
190
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
The Person who...
Vote
(65)
191
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
RockGolf
Vote
(65)
192
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Pope George Ringo
Vote
(65)
193
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
noncentz
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(65)
194
Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Falken
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(65)
195
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
AC
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(65)
196
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
randall
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(65)
197
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz
Vote
(64)
198
Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy
Vote
(64)
199
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean
Vote
(64)
200
Crow, The (1994)
Silent but dead Lee.
benj clews
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(64)
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