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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
101
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
AC
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(85)
102
Secretary (2002)
Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution
Vote
(85)
103
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Sean
Vote
(85)
104
Deliverance (1972)
Warn Beatty!
lemmycaution
Vote
(83)
105
Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Koli
Vote
(82)
106
Ben-Hur (1959)
Speedway with real horsepower.
thefoxboy
Vote
(82)
107
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee
Vote
(81)
108
Monster (2003)
Charlize no angel.
lemmycaution
Vote
(80)
109
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Sean
Vote
(80)
110
March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Sean
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(79)
111
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Sean
Vote
(79)
112
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
randall
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(79)
113
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo's prior experience useful.
Conan The Westy
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(79)
114
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
Salopian
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(79)
115
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
noncentz
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(78)
116
American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
117
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dante
Vote
(78)
118
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
noncentz
Vote
(78)
119
King Arthur (2004)
Guenevere lanced a lot.
thefoxboy
Vote
(77)
120
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt CoBang.
thefoxboy
Vote
(77)
121
Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
randall
Vote
(76)
122
Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
randall
Vote
(76)
123
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
Salopian
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(75)
124
Cleopatra (1963)
My Pharaoh Lady.
lemmycaution
Vote
(75)
125
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Thieving Las Vegas.
thefoxboy
Vote
(74)
126
Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
noncentz
Vote
(74)
127
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon in tin can.
thefoxboy
Vote
(74)
128
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut yer Trapps.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(74)
129
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(74)
130
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny, bloody Sonny.
lemmycaution
Vote
(74)
131
Best In Show (2000)
Sit happens.
thefoxboy
Vote
(73)
132
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
A Farewell to Farms.
lemmycaution
Vote
(73)
133
Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Josh the cat
Vote
(73)
134
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Sludge
Vote
(73)
135
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
benj clews
Vote
(73)
136
Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Downtown
Vote
(73)
137
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
randall
Vote
(72)
138
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
bife
Vote
(72)
139
Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
Salopian
Vote
(72)
140
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
bife
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(72)
141
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gone With The Wind.
thefoxboy
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(72)
142
All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer of 69.
thefoxboy
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(71)
143
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
randall
Vote
(71)
144
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
AC
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(71)
145
Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
benj clews
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(70)
146
Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
noncentz
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(70)
147
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic
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(70)
148
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Josh the cat
Vote
(70)
149
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire
Vote
(69)
150
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
noncentz
Vote
(69)
151
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
RockGolf
Vote
(69)
152
Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(69)
153
Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Montgomery
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(69)
154
Lost In Translation (2003)
Blief Encounter.
lemmycaution
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(69)
155
Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
Salopian
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(69)
156
Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
noncentz
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(69)
157
Splash (1984)
You've Got Tail.
thefoxboy
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(69)
158
Secretary (2002)
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution
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(69)
159
Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Corduroy Pillow
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(69)
160
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Raw and Order.
thefoxboy
Vote
(69)
161
American Pie (1999)
Pie Who Shagged Me.
thefoxboy
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(69)
162
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
randall
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(69)
163
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kissed me, Kate?
lemmycaution
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(69)
164
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
randall
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(69)
165
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Joe Blevins
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(69)
166
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
bife
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(68)
167
Chastity Belt, The (1967)
'Thighs Wide Shut'.
lemmycaution
Vote
(68)
168
Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
RockGolf
Vote
(68)
169
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
randall
Vote
(68)
170
Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz
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(68)
171
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Raiders Of Lost Park.
thefoxboy
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(68)
172
Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
AC
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(67)
173
Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
noncentz
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(67)
174
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Cop and slobber.
lemmycaution
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(67)
175
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Corduroy Pillow
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(67)
176
Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
randall
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(67)
177
Misery (1990)
Caan cancels dancing lessons.
thefoxboy
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(67)
178
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
AC
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(67)
179
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford. Explorer.
Yukon
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(67)
180
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
AC
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(66)
181
Three Stooges, The (2000)
The show about Nyucking.
thefoxboy
Vote
(66)
182
Sitting Bull (1954)
Bull Sit.
thefoxboy
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(66)
183
Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
bife
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(66)
184
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
demonic
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(66)
185
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
randall
Vote
(66)
186
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby
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(66)
187
Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
Sludge
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(66)
188
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
RockGolf
Vote
(65)
189
Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Pope George Ringo
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(65)
190
Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Falken
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(65)
191
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
randall
Vote
(65)
192
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(65)
193
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
The Person who...
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(65)
194
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
noncentz
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(65)
195
10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
randall
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(65)
196
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
AC
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(65)
197
Super Size Me (2004)
Large thighs with that?
thefoxboy
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(64)
198
Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
noncentz
Vote
(64)
199
Braveheart (1995)
William shakes spear.
Corduroy Pillow
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(64)
200
Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy
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(64)
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