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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
101  Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
When Jesus came.
AC 
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102  Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Groom With A Drew.
Sean 
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103  Secretary (2002)
Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (85)   
104  Deliverance (1972)
Warn Beatty!
lemmycaution 
  Vote (83)   
105  Con Air (1997)
Boeing. John Malkovich.
Koli 
  Vote (82)   
106  Ben-Hur (1959)
Speedway with real horsepower.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (82)   
107  Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo visits Shelob's website.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (81)   
108  Monster (2003)
Charlize no angel.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (80)   
109  Few Good Men, A (1992)
Jack in the box.
Sean 
  Vote (80)   
110  Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice sea, dead people.
Sean 
  Vote (79)   
111  Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
randall 
  Vote (79)   
112  March Of The Penguins (2005)
The Emperors Hike Back.
Sean 
  Vote (79)   
113  Wedding Planner, The (2001)
J-Lo's prior experience useful.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (79)   
114  Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
Salopian 
  Vote (79)   
115  What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leo 'tard.
noncentz 
  Vote (78)   
116  Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
'The King And Eye'.
Dante 
  Vote (78)   
117  Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
E.T., foe gnome.
noncentz 
  Vote (78)   
118  American Pie (1999)
Passion Of The Crust.
noncentz 
  Vote (78)   
119  King Arthur (2004)
Guenevere lanced a lot.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (77)   
120  Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurt CoBang.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (77)   
121  Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
randall 
  Vote (76)   
122  Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
randall 
  Vote (76)   
123  Cleopatra (1963)
My Pharaoh Lady.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (75)   
124  Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
Salopian 
  Vote (75)   
125  Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon in tin can.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (74)   
126  Smilla's Feeling For Snow (1997)
Harris on fjord.
noncentz 
  Vote (74)   
127  Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut yer Trapps.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (74)   
128  Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Thieving Las Vegas.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (74)   
129  Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny, bloody Sonny.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (74)   
130  One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin: Thief Of Prints.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (74)   
131  Godfather, The (1972)
Bed. Head.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (73)   
132  Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
A Farewell to Farms.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (73)   
133  X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
benj clews 
  Vote (73)   
134  Best In Show (2000)
Sit happens.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (73)   
135  Silent Movie (1976)
'One word film' review.
Downtown 
  Vote (73)   
136  Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader downs a Guinness.
Sludge 
  Vote (73)   
137  Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
randall 
  Vote (72)   
138  Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
bife 
  Vote (72)   
139  Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
Salopian 
  Vote (72)   
140  Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gone With The Wind.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (72)   
141  This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
bife 
  Vote (72)   
142  Thelma And Louise (1991)
Runaway women gorge themselves.
AC 
  Vote (71)   
143  All Nude Summer (1998)
Summer of 69.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (71)   
144  Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
randall 
  Vote (71)   
145  Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
demonic 
  Vote (71)   
146  Elf (2003)
Elfish bastard.
noncentz 
  Vote (70)   
147  Back To The Future (1985)
20th Century Fox.
benj clews 
  Vote (70)   
148  Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Rules set in stone.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (70)   
149  Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (70)   
150  Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
Salopian 
  Vote (69)   
151  Signs (2002)
Farmageddon.
noncentz 
  Vote (69)   
152  Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Montgomery 
  Vote (69)   
153  Lost In Translation (2003)
Blief Encounter.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (69)   
154  Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (69)   
155  Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kissed me, Kate?
lemmycaution 
  Vote (69)   
156  Splash (1984)
You've Got Tail.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (69)   
157  Aliens (1986)
Queen attacks Ripley's Bishop.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (69)   
158  Secretary (2002)
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (69)   
159  Terminal, The (2004)
Tom waits.
noncentz 
  Vote (69)   
160  Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When Hairy Met Sulley.
RockGolf 
  Vote (69)   
161  Zoolander (2001)
War of the poses.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (69)   
162  Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Raw and Order.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (69)   
163  American Pie (1999)
Pie Who Shagged Me.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (69)   
164  Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
randall 
  Vote (69)   
165  Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
randall 
  Vote (69)   
166  Chastity Belt, The (1967)
'Thighs Wide Shut'.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (68)   
167  Chocolat (2000)
'The French Confection'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (68)   
168  Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
randall 
  Vote (68)   
169  Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens, Smith and Jones.
noncentz 
  Vote (68)   
170  Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Raiders Of Lost Park.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (68)   
171  Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
bife 
  Vote (68)   
172  Spartacus (1960)
Spartacus very popular name.
AC 
  Vote (67)   
173  Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
randall 
  Vote (67)   
174  Scrooged (1988)
Murray Christmas.
noncentz 
  Vote (67)   
175  Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Burns burns Burns.
AC 
  Vote (67)   
176  Misery (1990)
Caan cancels dancing lessons.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (67)   
177  Turner & Hooch (1989)
Cop and slobber.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (67)   
178  50 First Dates (2004)
Drew a blank.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (67)   
179  Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ford. Explorer.
Yukon 
  Vote (67)   
180  Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
randall 
  Vote (66)   
181  Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
bife 
  Vote (66)   
182  Three Stooges, The (2000)
The show about Nyucking.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (66)   
183  Sitting Bull (1954)
Bull Sit.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (66)   
184  Ring, The (2002)
Tape Fear.
Sludge 
  Vote (66)   
185  Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Look Who's Torquing.
AC 
  Vote (66)   
186  Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
demonic 
  Vote (66)   
187  Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Something about Mary Magdalene.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (66)   
188  School Of Rock, The (2003)
Rock. Enroll!
RockGolf 
  Vote (65)   
189  Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
randall 
  Vote (65)   
190  Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Least Of The Mohicans.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (65)   
191  Fritz The Cat (1972)
Kitty Porn.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (65)   
192  Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Abra-cadaver.
AC 
  Vote (65)   
193  10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
randall 
  Vote (65)   
194  Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hooker, liner, and sinker.
noncentz 
  Vote (65)   
195  Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Falken 
  Vote (65)   
196  Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Top Shogun'.
The Person who... 
  Vote (65)   
197  Blue Crush (2002)
Tubular belles.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
198  Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
199  Monsturd (2003)
Who dung it?
thefoxboy 
  Vote (64)   
200  Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Hung like a horsefly.
Sean 
  Vote (64)   
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