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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
301
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth reluctantly gives head.
zulu
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(57)
302
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
bife
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303
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
III Ill.
RockGolf
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(57)
304
Mannequin (1987)
Lovemaking For Dummies.
randall
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(57)
305
Star Wait (2005)
DocQueuementary.
thefoxboy
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(57)
306
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Warning: Contains sexual references.
thefoxboy
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(57)
307
Calendar Girls (2003)
Those 70's Show.
thefoxboy
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308
Fugitive, The (1993)
Indy and a Jones.
Corduroy Pillow
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(57)
309
Killer Fish (1979)
Carp Fear.
thefoxboy
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(57)
310
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
It's a wonderful knife.
demonic
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(56)
311
Scream (1996)
Drew first blood.
RockGolf
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(56)
312
Stanley & Iris (1990)
You readin' to me??
lemmycaution
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(56)
313
Fly Away Home (1996)
Take a gander skywards!
Sal[Au]pian
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(56)
314
Pretty Woman (1990)
CAN Buy Me Love.
bife
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(56)
315
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Arthur C., monkeys do.
GHcool
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(56)
316
Big Fish (2003)
World According To Carp.
Falken
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(56)
317
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Dreaming of Englund.
thefoxboy
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(56)
318
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Twat's in the box?
thefoxboy
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(56)
319
Dr. No (1962)
Ursula Andressed.
thefoxboy
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(56)
320
Red Dragon (2002)
Fiennes, young Hannibal.
randall
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(56)
321
Rocky IV (1985)
From Russia With Glove.
RockGolf
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322
Calendar Girls (2003)
12 Grams.
noncentz
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323
Incredibles, The (2004)
Family downs Syndrome.
Sean
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(56)
324
Hulk (2003)
Don't make me AngLee!
noncentz
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(56)
325
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Smells like embalming spirit.
Sean
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(56)
326
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. come, E.T. go.
Stalean
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327
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Fu and 'fro.
randall
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(56)
328
Bad Santa (2003)
Father XXX-mas.
bife
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329
Twister (1996)
Attack Of Killer Tornadoes.
Corduroy Pillow
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330
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Al's fair. Love Anwar!
noncentz
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(56)
331
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Run, florist, run!
BiggerBoat
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(56)
332
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
DeNiro's a made man.
randall
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(56)
333
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Child smuggling ring discovered.
benj clews
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(56)
334
Deep Throat (1972)
Gulp Fiction.
RedKate
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(56)
335
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Where queer, antelope play.
Yukon
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336
Iron Man (2008)
Fe male?
Canklefish
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337
Phenomenon (1996)
PhenomeNOT.
thefoxboy
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(56)
338
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sheeeeeaaaars, Johnny!
BiggerBoat
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(56)
339
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Bruised Almighty.
Joe Blevins
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(55)
340
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Homo On The Range.
RockGolf
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341
Speed (1994)
Boom in public transportation.
RockGolf
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(55)
342
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Turn Of The Jedi.
tortoise
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(55)
343
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Fogg doesn't delay trip.
lemmycaution
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(55)
344
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Technicolour midgets give directions.
AC
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(55)
345
Cats & Dogs (2001)
The Canine Mutiny.
lemmycaution
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(55)
346
Grease 2 (1982)
'Cease' is the word.
dgbenner
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(55)
347
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nut tries to bolt.
bennyr81
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(55)
348
Baseball Girls (1995)
Hits and Misses.
randall
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(55)
349
Birds, The (1963)
A murder of crows.
Cheese_Ed
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(55)
350
King Kong (2005)
Return Of The Kong.
RockGolf
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(55)
351
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Puppets Of The Caribbean.
bife
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352
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Sit on face: LIE.
thefoxboy
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(55)
353
Monster (2003)
One whore's open slay.
RockGolf
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(55)
354
Crow, The (1994)
As the Crow dies.
thefoxboy
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(55)
355
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Surprising foe pa.
noncentz
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(55)
356
Cube (1997)
Thinking inside the box.
randall
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(55)
357
I, Robot (2004)
Robot goes nuts, bolts.
Airbolt
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358
Signs (2002)
ET mow lawn.
bife
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359
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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360
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Gang of New Dorks.
Yukon
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(55)
361
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Grey Swayze to music.
thefoxboy
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(55)
362
Casper (1995)
Smells like pre-teen spirit.
Mr Savoir Faire
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363
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Uma digitally enhanced.
lemmycaution
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(55)
364
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne again.
Corduroy Pillow
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365
Taxi Driver (1976)
Death & Taxis.
RedKate
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366
Groundhog Day (1993)
Can't Kill Bill.
thefoxboy
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367
Finding Nemo (2003)
Missing poisson.
lemmycaution
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(55)
368
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's arse hides hole.
Josh the cat
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369
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Boyz N the Wood.
Sal[Au]pian
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(55)
370
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Unbalanced, equations.
Sal[Au]pian
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(55)
371
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erase Ventura: Past Defective.
Corduroy Pillow
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372
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
House of frying shaggers.
Sludge
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373
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellowship of the Ringo.
bife
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374
Spice World (1997)
1997: A Spice Idiocy.
The General
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375
12 Hot Women (2003)
The Flirty Dozen.
The General
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376
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Wilder Wilder West.
AC
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377
GoodFellas (1990)
Coke and Pesci.
turrell
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378
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa empties his sac.
Koli
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(54)
379
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Son of a witch.
Sean
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(54)
380
Fluffer, The (2001)
The Constant Hardener.
thefoxboy
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(54)
381
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Mommie Queerest.
AC
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382
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Poof goes the weasel.
thefoxboy
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383
Groundhog Day (1993)
Every 2nd counts.
AC
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(54)
384
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Beef strokin' off.
lemmycaution
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(54)
385
Adam And Eve (1912)
A&E Biography.
noncentz
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386
Dance Naked (1995)
Striply Ballroom.
Sean
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(54)
387
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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388
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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389
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Women driver theories upheld.
Conan The Westy
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390
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Herr brained scheme.
noncentz
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(54)
391
Ghost (1990)
Foreclay?
Corduroy Pillow
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(54)
392
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon studies Law.
Montgomery
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393
Son Of Hitler (1978)
'tator tot.
randall
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(54)
394
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Dead come back, y'all.
lemmycaution
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(54)
395
Stuart Little (1999)
Fox disguised as mouse.
thefoxboy
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(54)
396
Groundhog Day (1993)
24/1.
Montgomery
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(54)
397
Phone Booth (2002)
Callin' Farrell.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(54)
398
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Sith out of luck.
Sean
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(54)
399
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum becomes a pest.
thefoxboy
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(54)
400
Corpse Bride (2005)
Wife after death.
Koli
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(54)
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