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All-time top reviews
The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
301
How To Murder Your Wife (1965)
First Wives Clubbed.
Yukon
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(57)
302
Hidalgo (2004)
Lord Of The Reins.
Tori
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(57)
303
Killer Lasagna, The (2002)
Pasta la vista.
thefoxboy
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(57)
304
Lust For Dracula (2004)
Going down for Count.
thefoxboy
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(57)
305
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Diet Pesci.
AC
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(57)
306
Rock, The (1996)
Scot(ch)on the Rock(s).
thefoxboy
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(57)
307
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Aging Bull.
Sludge
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(57)
308
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fourth be with you.
thefoxboy
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(57)
309
The Sleeping Dictionary (2003)
From A to Zzzzzzzzz.
Yukon
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(57)
310
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Run, florist, run!
BiggerBoat
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(56)
311
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Smells like embalming spirit.
Sean
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(56)
312
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Fu and 'fro.
randall
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(56)
313
Hulk (2003)
Don't make me AngLee!
noncentz
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(56)
314
Bad Santa (2003)
Father XXX-mas.
bife
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(56)
315
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Al's fair. Love Anwar!
noncentz
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(56)
316
Twister (1996)
Attack Of Killer Tornadoes.
Corduroy Pillow
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(56)
317
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Where queer, antelope play.
Yukon
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(56)
318
Iron Man (2008)
Fe male?
Canklefish
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(56)
319
Stanley & Iris (1990)
You readin' to me??
lemmycaution
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(56)
320
Fly Away Home (1996)
Take a gander skywards!
Salopian
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(56)
321
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Arthur C., monkeys do.
GHcool
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(56)
322
Pretty Woman (1990)
CAN Buy Me Love.
bife
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(56)
323
Big Fish (2003)
World According To Carp.
Falken
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(56)
324
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Child smuggling ring discovered.
benj clews
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(56)
325
Deep Throat (1972)
Gulp Fiction.
RedKate
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(56)
326
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Twat's in the box?
thefoxboy
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(56)
327
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sheeeeeaaaars, Johnny!
BiggerBoat
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(56)
328
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Dreaming of Englund.
thefoxboy
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(56)
329
Incredibles, The (2004)
Family downs Syndrome.
Sean
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(56)
330
Dr. No (1962)
Ursula Andressed.
thefoxboy
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(56)
331
Red Dragon (2002)
Fiennes, young Hannibal.
randall
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(56)
332
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
DeNiro's a made man.
randall
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(56)
333
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. come, E.T. go.
Stalean
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(56)
334
Scream (1996)
Drew first blood.
RockGolf
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(56)
335
Phenomenon (1996)
PhenomeNOT.
thefoxboy
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(56)
336
Rocky IV (1985)
From Russia With Glove.
RockGolf
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(56)
337
Calendar Girls (2003)
12 Grams.
noncentz
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(56)
338
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
It's a wonderful knife.
demonic
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(56)
339
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Uma digitally enhanced.
lemmycaution
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(55)
340
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Unbalanced, equations.
Salopian
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(55)
341
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Bruised Almighty.
Joe Blevins
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(55)
342
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Homo On The Range.
RockGolf
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(55)
343
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Turn Of The Jedi.
tortoise
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(55)
344
Speed (1994)
Boom in public transportation.
RockGolf
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(55)
345
Monster (2003)
One whore's open slay.
RockGolf
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(55)
346
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Surprising foe pa.
noncentz
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(55)
347
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellowship of the Ringo.
bife
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(55)
348
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
House of frying shaggers.
Sludge
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(55)
349
I, Robot (2004)
Robot goes nuts, bolts.
Airbolt
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(55)
350
Cube (1997)
Thinking inside the box.
randall
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(55)
351
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Raquel's arse hides hole.
Josh the cat
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(55)
352
Finding Nemo (2003)
Missing poisson.
lemmycaution
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(55)
353
Groundhog Day (1993)
Can't Kill Bill.
thefoxboy
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(55)
354
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nut tries to bolt.
bennyr81
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(55)
355
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Boyz N the Wood.
Salopian
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(55)
356
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erase Ventura: Past Defective.
Corduroy Pillow
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(55)
357
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Fogg doesn't delay trip.
lemmycaution
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(55)
358
Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)
Gang of New Dorks.
Yukon
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(55)
359
King Kong (2005)
Return Of The Kong.
RockGolf
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(55)
360
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Puppets Of The Caribbean.
bife
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(55)
361
Baseball Girls (1995)
Hits and Misses.
randall
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(55)
362
Cats & Dogs (2001)
The Canine Mutiny.
lemmycaution
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(55)
363
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Technicolour midgets give directions.
AC
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(55)
364
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Grey Swayze to music.
thefoxboy
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(55)
365
Casper (1995)
Smells like pre-teen spirit.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(55)
366
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne again.
Corduroy Pillow
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(55)
367
Taxi Driver (1976)
Death & Taxis.
RedKate
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(55)
368
Birds, The (1963)
A murder of crows.
Cheese_Ed
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(55)
369
Signs (2002)
ET mow lawn.
bife
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(55)
370
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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(55)
371
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Sit on face: LIE.
thefoxboy
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(55)
372
Crow, The (1994)
As the Crow dies.
thefoxboy
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(55)
373
Grease 2 (1982)
'Cease' is the word.
dgbenner
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(55)
374
Son Of Hitler (1978)
'tator tot.
randall
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(54)
375
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Dead come back, y'all.
lemmycaution
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(54)
376
Stuart Little (1999)
Fox disguised as mouse.
thefoxboy
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(54)
377
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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(54)
378
Groundhog Day (1993)
Daily events repeat themselves.
benj clews
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(54)
379
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Herr brained scheme.
noncentz
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(54)
380
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Women driver theories upheld.
Conan The Westy
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(54)
381
Chasing Liberty (2004)
Girl gets secret service.
AC
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(54)
382
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Sith out of luck.
Sean
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(54)
383
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum becomes a pest.
thefoxboy
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(54)
384
Phone Booth (2002)
Callin' Farrell.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(54)
385
Dance Naked (1995)
Striply Ballroom.
Sean
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(54)
386
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh's your daddy.
BiggerBoat
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(54)
387
Groundhog Day (1993)
24/1.
Montgomery
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(54)
388
Corpse Bride (2005)
Wife after death.
Koli
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(54)
389
Adam And Eve (1912)
A&E Biography.
noncentz
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(54)
390
Ring, The (2002)
Video's late fee excessive.
Conan The Westy
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(54)
391
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Wilder Wilder West.
AC
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(54)
392
Alive (1993)
Flight serves finger food.
Conan The Westy
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(54)
393
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Poof goes the weasel.
thefoxboy
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(54)
394
Groundhog Day (1993)
Every 2nd counts.
AC
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(54)
395
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Mommie Queerest.
AC
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(54)
396
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Beef strokin' off.
lemmycaution
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(54)
397
Ghost (1990)
Foreclay?
Corduroy Pillow
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(54)
398
Spice World (1997)
1997: A Spice Idiocy.
The General
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(54)
399
12 Hot Women (2003)
The Flirty Dozen.
The General
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(54)
400
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Son of a witch.
Sean
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(54)
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