Reno in car chase.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
All-time top reviews
The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
401
Ghost (1990)
Foreclay?
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(54)
402
Dance Naked (1995)
Striply Ballroom.
Sean
Vote
(54)
403
Son Of Hitler (1978)
'tator tot.
randall
Vote
(54)
404
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Dead come back, y'all.
lemmycaution
Vote
(54)
405
Saw (2004)
Saw shank for redemption.
RockGolf
Vote
(53)
406
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Lass: Samurai.
Sludge
Vote
(53)
407
Sex Aliens (1986)
ET phone ho.
BiggerBoat
Vote
(53)
408
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg has cheery O.
randall
Vote
(53)
409
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Whores d'oeuvres.
Kruegerbait
Vote
(53)
410
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddy and the Dreamers.
randall
Vote
(53)
411
Ring, The (2002)
Vicious circle.
benj clews
Vote
(53)
412
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Babar-b-que.
Pope George Ringo
Vote
(53)
413
Carrie (1976)
Sissy fit.
RockGolf
Vote
(53)
414
King Ralph (1991)
Clod reigns.
noncentz
Vote
(53)
415
She's Having A Baby (1988)
Bacon & eggs.
RockGolf
Vote
(53)
416
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Jumbo shakes and fries.
Markandlain
Vote
(53)
417
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani mated.
noncentz
Vote
(53)
418
American Pie (1999)
Slippy Tin a pie.
thefoxboy
Vote
(53)
419
Donald In Mathmagic Land (1959)
Disney product.
lemmycaution
Vote
(53)
420
Super Size Me (2004)
Arches enemy.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(53)
421
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill. Quentin. All gore.
Mr Savoir Faire
Vote
(53)
422
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Poor little orphan Ani.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(53)
423
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim digs Raquel's backside.
kolo
Vote
(53)
424
Tom Sawyer, Detective (1938)
Mystery Twain.
noncentz
Vote
(53)
425
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Splashdance.
noncentz
Vote
(53)
426
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Howdy life partner!
Yukon
Vote
(53)
427
Dune (1984)
Of Spice and Men.
demonic
Vote
(53)
428
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Original 'space 'n' Vader'.
RockGolf
Vote
(53)
429
Bambi (1942)
Deer today, gone tomorrow.
thefoxboy
Vote
(53)
430
Bestiality (1976)
Puppy Love.
thefoxboy
Vote
(53)
431
Raging Bull (1980)
Hello Motta, hello fatta.
lemmycaution
Vote
(53)
432
West Side Story (1961)
Robbins's hoods.
lemmycaution
Vote
(53)
433
Apollo 13 (1995)
Ground control, Major Tom.
randall
Vote
(53)
434
Sideways (2004)
Days of Wine, Neuroses.
noncentz
Vote
(53)
435
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Moore dinosaurs.
thefoxboy
Vote
(53)
436
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Make my wife- please!
randall
Vote
(53)
437
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doe fails to rise.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(53)
438
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Goodbye yellow brick road.
thefoxboy
Vote
(53)
439
True Romance (1993)
Sweet Ho' Alabama.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(53)
440
Life Of Brian (1979)
Cruci Fiction.
Koli
Vote
(53)
441
Birds, The (1963)
Birds re-establish pecking order.
Montgomery
Vote
(53)
442
V For Vendetta (2006)
Knives and Fawkes.
benj clews
Vote
(53)
443
Carrie (1976)
Horrifying. Period.
soda
Vote
(52)
444
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
All a-Borg!
AC
Vote
(52)
445
Seven Samurai (1954)
Spaghetti Eastern.
AC
Vote
(52)
446
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erased 'er head.
noncentz
Vote
(52)
447
6th Day, The (2000)
Clonin' the Barbarian.
Cheese_Ed
Vote
(52)
448
JFK (1991)
Stone becomes grassy know-all.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(52)
449
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Flocking Hell! They're back.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
450
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Paris caught on video.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
451
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
The foot-high club.
AC
Vote
(52)
452
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Christopher Walken passes time.
punz
Vote
(52)
453
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Cold Spud Mountain.
AC
Vote
(52)
454
Fight Club (1999)
Norton v Norton. Tie.
AC
Vote
(52)
455
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Jew-rues-Salaam Jokes!
ChocolateLady
Vote
(52)
456
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
The ice men cometh.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
457
Acne (2003)
Pimply Irresistible.
turrell
Vote
(52)
458
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
r1ng.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
459
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Super marry o' brothers.
Corduroy Pillow
Vote
(52)
460
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Redford: 'Why long face?'.
randall
Vote
(52)
461
Jaws 2 (1978)
De-jaws-vu.
bife
Vote
(52)
462
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando feels pier pressure.
RockGolf
Vote
(52)
463
Children Of The Corn (1984)
It shucked.
Tori
Vote
(52)
464
Dogma (1999)
God's female? How ironic!
Conan The Westy
Vote
(52)
465
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Tight pants = restricted ballroom.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(52)
466
Cujo (1983)
Mad dog and gory.
Kruegerbait
Vote
(52)
467
I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)
Andy capped.
Mr Savoir Faire
Vote
(52)
468
Stuck On You (2003)
Kin near.
noncentz
Vote
(52)
469
Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
American Presidents get stoned.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
470
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Who dares, wins.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
471
Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976)
Dead Lee is deadly.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
472
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Tsar Wars.
bife
Vote
(52)
473
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall attracts late shoppers.
demonic
Vote
(52)
474
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Bland theft auto.
Obie
Vote
(52)
475
Full Monty, The (1997)
Full Monty. No pythons.
RockGolf
Vote
(52)
476
12 Angry Men (1957)
No women = hung jury.
kolo
Vote
(52)
477
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
Racey dead people.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
478
Animal Farm (1954)
Coop d'etat.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(52)
479
Pleasantville (1998)
People of color shunned.
randall
Vote
(52)
480
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Grace under fire.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
481
Cast Away (2000)
Sand and deliver.
bife
Vote
(52)
482
Growin' A Beard (2003)
Beard Science.
thefoxboy
Vote
(52)
483
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Ani mated.
Sludge
Vote
(52)
484
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
The Furriest No�l.
Demisemicenturian
Vote
(51)
485
Killer Condom (1996)
One size kills all.
thefoxboy
Vote
(51)
486
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (1947)
Tale Of Two Mittys.
lemmycaution
Vote
(51)
487
Cinderella (1950)
Shoe must go on!
Whippersnapper.
Vote
(51)
488
Deliverance (1972)
Buttock clenching river ride.
Josh the cat
Vote
(51)
489
Hans Christian Andersen (1952)
A show of Hans.
randall
Vote
(51)
490
Monster-In-Law (2005)
A bitch called Fonda.
BiggerBoat
Vote
(51)
491
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Leia gives Han job.
randall
Vote
(51)
492
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Mighty erection toasts celebrities.
Josh the cat
Vote
(51)
493
Lion King, The (1994)
Today's Gnus: Mufasa trampled.
Conan The Westy
Vote
(51)
494
JFK (1991)
Oswald - 1, Jackie O.
radworld
Vote
(51)
495
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis court.
Mr Savoir Faire
Vote
(51)
496
Ring, The (2002)
Circle Of Strife.
thefoxboy
Vote
(51)
497
Troy (2004)
Paris on knees, again.
thefoxboy
Vote
(51)
498
Birds, The (1963)
Raven lunatics!
Whippersnapper.
Vote
(51)
499
Suicide Club (2001)
Membership is a killer.
thefoxboy
Vote
(51)
500
Thinner (1996)
Fate: curse then death.
Sean
Vote
(51)
Page Range
1 <---> 100
101 <---> 200
201 <---> 300
301 <---> 400
401 <---> 500
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
