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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
401
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa empties his sac.
Koli
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(54)
402
GoodFellas (1990)
Coke and Pesci.
turrell
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(54)
403
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon studies Law.
Montgomery
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(54)
404
Alive (1993)
Flight serves finger food.
Conan The Westy
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(54)
405
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Poor little orphan Ani.
Corduroy Pillow
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(53)
406
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tim digs Raquel's backside.
kolo
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(53)
407
Tom Sawyer, Detective (1938)
Mystery Twain.
noncentz
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(53)
408
Apollo 13 (1995)
Ground control, Major Tom.
randall
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(53)
409
West Side Story (1961)
Robbins's hoods.
lemmycaution
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(53)
410
Bambi (1942)
Deer today, gone tomorrow.
thefoxboy
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(53)
411
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Original 'space 'n' Vader'.
RockGolf
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(53)
412
Saw (2004)
Saw shank for redemption.
RockGolf
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(53)
413
Raging Bull (1980)
Hello Motta, hello fatta.
lemmycaution
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(53)
414
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Ani mated.
noncentz
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(53)
415
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Jumbo shakes and fries.
Markandlain
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(53)
416
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Whores d'oeuvres.
Kruegerbait
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(53)
417
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg has cheery O.
randall
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(53)
418
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Make my wife- please!
randall
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(53)
419
Sideways (2004)
Days of Wine, Neuroses.
noncentz
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(53)
420
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Lass: Samurai.
Sludge
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(53)
421
Sex Aliens (1986)
ET phone ho.
BiggerBoat
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(53)
422
Ring, The (2002)
Vicious circle.
benj clews
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(53)
423
Carrie (1976)
Sissy fit.
RockGolf
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(53)
424
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Babar-b-que.
Pope George Ringo
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(53)
425
Birds, The (1963)
Birds re-establish pecking order.
Montgomery
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(53)
426
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddy and the Dreamers.
randall
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(53)
427
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Moore dinosaurs.
thefoxboy
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(53)
428
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doe fails to rise.
Salopian
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(53)
429
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Goodbye yellow brick road.
thefoxboy
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(53)
430
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Howdy life partner!
Yukon
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(53)
431
Dune (1984)
Of Spice and Men.
demonic
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(53)
432
V For Vendetta (2006)
Knives and Fawkes.
benj clews
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(53)
433
She's Having A Baby (1988)
Bacon & eggs.
RockGolf
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(53)
434
King Ralph (1991)
Clod reigns.
noncentz
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(53)
435
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Splashdance.
noncentz
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(53)
436
American Pie (1999)
Slippy Tin a pie.
thefoxboy
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(53)
437
Donald In Mathmagic Land (1959)
Disney product.
lemmycaution
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(53)
438
Super Size Me (2004)
Arches enemy.
Corduroy Pillow
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(53)
439
True Romance (1993)
Sweet Ho' Alabama.
Salopian
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(53)
440
Life Of Brian (1979)
Cruci Fiction.
Koli
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(53)
441
Bestiality (1976)
Puppy Love.
thefoxboy
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(53)
442
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill. Quentin. All gore.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(53)
443
Cujo (1983)
Mad dog and gory.
Kruegerbait
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(52)
444
I Shot Andy Warhol (1996)
Andy capped.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(52)
445
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Who dares, wins.
thefoxboy
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(52)
446
Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
American Presidents get stoned.
thefoxboy
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(52)
447
Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976)
Dead Lee is deadly.
thefoxboy
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(52)
448
Acne (2003)
Pimply Irresistible.
turrell
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(52)
449
Carrie (1976)
Horrifying. Period.
soda
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(52)
450
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
All a-Borg!
AC
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(52)
451
Stuck On You (2003)
Kin near.
noncentz
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(52)
452
Seven Samurai (1954)
Spaghetti Eastern.
AC
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(52)
453
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Erased 'er head.
noncentz
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(52)
454
Full Monty, The (1997)
Full Monty. No pythons.
RockGolf
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(52)
455
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Bland theft auto.
Obie
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(52)
456
JFK (1991)
Stone becomes grassy know-all.
Conan The Westy
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(52)
457
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Jew-rues-Salaam Jokes!
ChocolateLady
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(52)
458
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Flocking Hell! They're back.
thefoxboy
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(52)
459
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Paris caught on video.
thefoxboy
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(52)
460
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
The ice men cometh.
thefoxboy
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(52)
461
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Christopher Walken passes time.
punz
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(52)
462
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Cold Spud Mountain.
AC
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(52)
463
Fight Club (1999)
Norton v Norton. Tie.
AC
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(52)
464
6th Day, The (2000)
Clonin' the Barbarian.
Cheese_Ed
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(52)
465
Jaws 2 (1978)
De-jaws-vu.
bife
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(52)
466
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando feels pier pressure.
RockGolf
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(52)
467
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall attracts late shoppers.
demonic
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(52)
468
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
Racey dead people.
thefoxboy
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(52)
469
Animal Farm (1954)
Coop d'etat.
Salopian
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(52)
470
12 Angry Men (1957)
No women = hung jury.
kolo
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(52)
471
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Ani mated.
Sludge
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(52)
472
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Grace under fire.
thefoxboy
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(52)
473
Pleasantville (1998)
People of color shunned.
randall
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(52)
474
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Tsar Wars.
bife
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475
Growin' A Beard (2003)
Beard Science.
thefoxboy
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(52)
476
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
The foot-high club.
AC
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(52)
477
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
r1ng.
thefoxboy
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(52)
478
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Super marry o' brothers.
Corduroy Pillow
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479
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Redford: 'Why long face?'.
randall
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(52)
480
Cast Away (2000)
Sand and deliver.
bife
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481
Children Of The Corn (1984)
It shucked.
Tori
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482
Dogma (1999)
God's female? How ironic!
Conan The Westy
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(52)
483
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Tight pants = restricted ballroom.
Conan The Westy
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(52)
484
Lion King, The (1994)
Today's Gnus: Mufasa trampled.
Conan The Westy
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(51)
485
JFK (1991)
Oswald - 1, Jackie O.
radworld
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(51)
486
Suicide Club (2001)
Membership is a killer.
thefoxboy
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(51)
487
Thinner (1996)
Fate: curse then death.
Sean
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(51)
488
Ned Kelly (2003)
Tin man of Oz.
thefoxboy
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(51)
489
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Dead Man Rocking.
thefoxboy
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(51)
490
Braveheart (1995)
Mel shows pASSion.
thefoxboy
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(51)
491
Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh. Sea. Fled people.
Sean
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(51)
492
Troy (2004)
Paris on knees, again.
thefoxboy
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(51)
493
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis court.
Mr Savoir Faire
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(51)
494
Ring, The (2002)
Circle Of Strife.
thefoxboy
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495
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Full mental Jack hit.
Animal Mutha
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(51)
496
Deliverance (1972)
Buttock clenching river ride.
Josh the cat
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(51)
497
Birds, The (1963)
Raven lunatics!
Whippersnapper.
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(51)
498
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Bonnie and Bonnie.
Montgomery
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(51)
499
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
The Furriest No�l.
Salopian
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(51)
500
Killer Condom (1996)
One size kills all.
thefoxboy
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