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Reviews by 'gallt'
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Don't Look Now (1973)
Killer dwarf not daughter!
Oct 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus, what a thrashing!
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
...cock... frock...Australian rock!
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
River loves Keanu. Zzzzz.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze as a lady.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
28 Days Later (2002)
Month later, Cillian wakes.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Meryl streep- orchid snorter!
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Alien (1979)
Face sucker = space fucker!
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Beaches (1988)
Posh meets Scary Ginger.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madonna's hot wax tragedy.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Quaid's love melts Gyllenhaal.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
She carried a watermelon.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
I, Robot (2004)
Will Sonny share clues?
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Bill please.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Morton out-acts Cruise.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Morvern Callar (2002)
Dead boyfriend, existential crisis.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Cock Rock doc.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Village, The (2004)
Ivy knows no boundries.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Whale Rider (2002)
Easy rider, of whales.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Best In Show (2000)
Camp dogumentary comedy.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Name's Bourne, Jason Bourne.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind Bjork saves son.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gerry (2002)
Gerry. Gerry? We're lost!
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
I, Robot (2004)
One-armed Will wins again.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
In America (2002)
Morton speaks bad Irish.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Angry alien- great pretender!
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus likes good whipping.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Another Divine (dog) mess.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Cap'n Long Johnny Silver.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella as a pro!
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Rita, Sue And Bob Too (1986)
Yorkshire, sex, white stilettos.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Jack's kids rock!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Loser Shaun saves friends!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese's redneck's really diamond.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Welcome To Woop Woop (1997)
Wooping crazed outback rednecks.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Whale Rider (2002)
Maori girl rides high!
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Lovely Jude's pubes.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wimbledon (2004)
'Rocky' with rackets.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg IS NOT Kubrick.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley as Medea.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets ripped.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Tits, wings, money, madness.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robotic, idiotic, Mrs Doubtfire.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Dad's lies don't matter.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ride white replicant unicorn.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilian ghetto produces photographer.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jack White's mountain blues.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Creep (2004)
Creepy Craig; crawling killer.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Fake wolves on ice.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby feels Swayze's beat.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Atreides heir quenches thirst.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
The heat's on, Bush!
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Fatal Beauty (1987)
Whoopi whoops dope dealers.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Footloose (1984)
Dancing against baptist machine.
Nov 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Almost tranny sings blues.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
I, Robot (2004)
Sonny hates sharing clues.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Lost In Space (1998)
Gary oldman spider man.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Captain Crowe's still boring.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Don't drive on motorway!
Aug 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo needs no eyes.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo learns about destiny.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Aussie underdog, Dancing Queen.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
My Left Foot (1989)
Passion Of Christy's Foot.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Mystic River (2003)
King Penn rules, O.K.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Personal Services (1987)
Julie Walters, cheeky madam!
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Divine cult adoption thriller.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sideways (2004)
Writing wino's whinging wanes.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Sneakers (1992)
Phoenix hacks, Kingsley cracks.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Almost Von Trapped. Nazis!
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey wants life back!
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey gets the girl.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Loony actor's bittersweet revenge.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Transamerica (2005)
The chop's a Breeze.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Prophesized Maori chief heir.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Dude, Where's My 'Deliverance'?
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial kid with emotion.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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Agnes Of God (1985)
Nutty nun butchers baby.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Rotten meat causes revolution!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
ReBourne without memory. Floating.
Aug 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne, reBourne, reigns Supreme.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teenage tearaways' Saturday penance.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
French wolf kung-fu mystery.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Calendar Girls (2003)
Walters (wears nowt) Institute.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Car Wash (1976)
Soapy disco movie.
Oct 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Judy glides, Vin doesn't.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Vin thwarts Thandie's plan.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Judy slides, Vin slides.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Clockwatchers (1997)
Collette's clock's not stolen!
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1985)
Jessica-Parker disco dancing queen.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Myers's anniversary slash.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Hellboy (2004)
Big red horny devil.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hocus Pocus (1993)
Witchy Midler scares kids.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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I Love You To Death (1990)
River's pizza delivery hitman.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Postmodern fairground, dino's soar!
Sep 9, 2004
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Again. The Bill please!!
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Kung Fu Carry On.
Jul 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Ladykillers, The (1955)
Comedy crooks can't kill.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Naked Lunch (1991)
Burroughs imagines typewriter's arsehole.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Niagara (1953)
Marilyn's marriage falls. Splash!
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella with lips, legs.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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