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Alien�

(1992)
142 reviews
Film rated 3.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Baldie and the Beast.
demonic 
  Vote (34)   
R.I.P.ley.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (34)   
The Tainted Ms. Ripley.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (29)   
Ripley older, bolder, balder.
bife 
  Vote (20)   
Bald? Sigourney's still sexy.
randall 
  Vote (16)   
Ripley's swan dive.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (12)   
Ripley's dive: 4.9, pike.
AC 
  Vote (11)   
Ripl3y.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (10)   
This franchise going bald.
Downtown 
  Vote (10)   
Woman dies in alienbirth.
Sean 
  Vote (9)   
Alien in Ellen, yelling.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Ripley makes bald choice.
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Alien to third power.
turrell 
  Vote (9)   
Newt croaks.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Ripley forced into retirement.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (9)   
Ellen Burstin'.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (8)   
Shaved Sigourney sacrifices self.
teddychan 
  Vote (8)   
Aliiien.
Chris C 
  Vote (8)   
'Mother' endures painful C-Section.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Ripley ripped to pieces.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Ripley: jailbait for alien.
Chris C 
  Vote (8)   
Nobody hair, you scream.
soda 
  Vote (8)   
Ripley's bald and beautiful.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
Ripley Dances with Queen.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Close shave for Ripley.
CaptainChaos 
  Vote (7)   
Ripley gets 'Hurted'.
Rovark 
  Vote (6)   
Ali3n.
Chris C 
  Vote (6)   
Ripley's third time: harm.
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Ripley, alienated single mother.
dlanod 
  Vote (6)   
M.I.L.F. Ripley battles A.L.F.
The General 
  Vote (6)   
Shaved space screamer silenced.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Ripley franchise losing power.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
Sigourney 'into' heavy metal.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Foreign body in porridge.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (4)   
Penal Colony; Penile Monster.
Ali 
  Vote (4)   
Alien rejects prison term.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Rather extreme abortion method.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (3)   
Sigourney's Odysseus sacrifices life.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (3)   
Talon-ripped Mrs. Ripley.
Basselope 
  Vote (3)   
Alien cubed, Ripley diced.
Paddy C 
  Vote (3)   
Alien in religious cult.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (3)   
Ripley deloused, movie lousy.
MFNickster 
  Vote (3)   
Shaven Sigourney's deadly dive.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (3)   
Dog gone... new Alien!
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (3)   
Ripley without guns, hair.
buzz_clik 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley does a Terminator.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Alien chases jail bait.
pizza 
  Vote (2)   
Sigourney has 'pregnancy' test.
tortoise 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley becomes a Mummy.
Kremin 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley gets stomach bug.
nokenwari 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley gets laid.
freewalk 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley bungee jumps.
steveo 
  Vote (2)   
Convicts need Giger counter.
Larry B 
  Vote (2)   
Bald woman mothers alien.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Molting Rip's molten dip.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Studio denies Fincher's clincher.
Dude 
  Vote (2)   
Alien makes bad inmate.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley gets ripped.
gallt 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley inspires Alien heir.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Spoiler: Ripley dies.
Basselope 
  Vote (1)   
Converted cons confront creature.
punz 
  Vote (1)   
Skinhead violently aborts foetus.
tpat 
  Vote (1)   
Dog alien dogs prisoners.
oneshallstand 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley attacks with convict-ion.
Raz 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley's 3rd.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Convicts become monster food.
John 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley fights without weapons.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
'The Insider': Alien version.
Face 
  Vote (1)   
Bald babe bests bug.
Gern 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley goes out blazing.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Sigourney's smoking climactic scene.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley/ story take dive.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Prisoner rehabilitation's new twist.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley's escape pod crashes.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley confined to cube?
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Xenomorph infests penitent penitentiary.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (1)   
Sigournean section hatches horror.
shadowman 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley loses hair/ life.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Fake alien attacks prison.
Anonymous  
  Vote (1)   
Ripley's fiery free fall.
godspellgroupie 
  Vote (1)   
Canine alien consumes convicts.
HeroZero 
  Vote (1)   
Convicts + aliens: fright club.
shane 
  Vote (1)   
Lockless Ripley in prison.
Brass Johnson 
  Vote (1)   
Hicks, Newt get shafted.
MFNickster 
  Vote (1)   
TRipley.
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley pulls out hair.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Alien escapes molten bath.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Sigourney's Sinead O'Connor hairstyle.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Newt character's kaput.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Slaphead shags penitentiary doc.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Ellen violated by Alien.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (1)   
Chrome-domed Sigourney's sacrifice.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Extra-terrestrial munches on convicts.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Rottweiler bursts.
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
Glover eaten, Ripley melted.
Pete Cooper 
  Vote    
Sulaco stowaway wreaks havoc.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote    
Ripley bald, bears alien.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Alien fights convict's club.
Bart 
  Vote    
Sigourney shaves, doesn't save.
BedheadGal 
  Vote    
Escape pod crashes prison.
calmer 
  Vote    
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