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Reviews by 'shane'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
307
reviews published to date.
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Unbreakable (2000)
Die hard: Die impossible.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Teen Wolf (1985)
American Werewolf In... America.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Umpa-lumpa, Depp a-deed-do.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Face/Off (1997)
Woo am i?
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moral(yn) Manson attacks media.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Donnie Darko (2001)
80s idols echo bunnyman.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Tail of inner beauty.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Boy Meets Diseased World.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Samurai prevent village pillage.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise is mind-fucked, literally .
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Jesus licks balls.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Hell'd up in pub.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkeys bone each other.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Fargo (1996)
Coen classic, Yah? Yah!
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
The Bible: Uncut!
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce not die hard.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Men are the Pitts.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Alien (1979)
Torso; no more so.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump blubbers over Bubba.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Play it again Sam(uel).
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
American cops aren't Americans.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Parole Officer, The (2001)
Incompetant thieves apprehend police.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Vanilla Ice is l-Ooze-r.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie becomes good, liquid.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Truman Show, The (1998)
World revolves around Carrey.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Waking Ned (1998)
Ned was Dead lucky .
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Car crash, ash bash.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Guy shoots gay squirrels.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo hides, Tom seeks .
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Conan The Destroyer (1984)
Barbarian with Grace.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Domestic Disturbance (2001)
Vaughn, Travolta's thorn.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Rubberface rubbed out.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Free Willy (1993)
Boy sets Willy free.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Men In Black II (2002)
MIB should be MIA.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Brave sir Robin, not.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson strikes with vengance.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey bald, Gwyneth boxed.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Old school cops Snoop.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Stuck On You (2003)
Brothers start splitting.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted red, Frank bled.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
21 Grams (2003)
Naomi loses heart twice.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Corpse gives away ending.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis becomes firework.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Evil Dead minus deadites.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Thtiller directh, thtalker Carrey.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Lesbian comic book caper.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Humans helled-up in mall.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Hells angels vs. hell.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Jeff, Jim, very dim.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Falling For A Dancer (1998)
Farrell frolics with floozie.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Frailty (2001)
Killer dad's directing debut.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Cock gun, kill vamp.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Going Overboard (1989)
Looser Cruise- sinks.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
BFG breathes bugs.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sidekick Schneider dredds kicking.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma, head above Liu.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarrantino nation: Amputations + assasinations.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Marathon Man (1976)
Drilled Dustin ditches diamonds.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Gospel gunslinger flies, dies.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monster (2003)
Charlize loses looks/ life.
May 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Orange County (2002)
White and Black, Orange.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Permanent Midnight (1998)
Stiller feels the pane.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Hoffman's hotline hooks Happy.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson's evil twin masturbates.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sleepers (1996)
Kid's childhoods are Pitts.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl is super hot.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Past Pearced, Future fukt.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Jack lets go.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
True Romance (1993)
Kilmer is the King?
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
TWISTed ankle Flips you.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
War Of The Buttons (1994)
Boys battle over buttons.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Death do them part.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler's can of whoop-ass.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Picard; wheely freaky.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller, Wilson do glamorama.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare's shrew, hates you.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
28 days of dead.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Katsuhiro creates cartoon chaos.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Convicts + aliens: fright club.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Negro bites curb, cracking.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Typical Sandler, unbeatable Jack.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Woody ant wins war.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barbarella (1968)
Dolls Fonda shagging.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
Derring-do, Dastardly villains too.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Big (1988)
Peodophile perkins, confused.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Guy pisses on rug.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
Korpse Kristofferson komes bak.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bloody Sunday (2002)
Nesbitt does 70's Catholic.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Depp Cruzes on trip.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bruiser (2000)
Romero loses face.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cadillac Man (1990)
Williams drives film, crashes.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Candleshoe (1977)
Foster frauds friendly family.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Captain America (1990)
Failed soldier/ superhero film.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Toms hunt for Hunt.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chopper (2000)
Bana brandon's read, adapted.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Class (1983)
Finch of the 80's.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Bob's budget debut. Buuung!
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Color Of Night (1994)
Willis sees red/ not.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Con's trip, crashes strip.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Coneheads (1993)
Cone phone home.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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