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74	Weeble-head Boy (1148)
75	dlanod (1141)
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Not the Croc Hunter

Reviews by 'dlanod'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1141 reviews published to date.

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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Alien 5, Predator 3.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Boo scares monsters.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Doubleplusungood.

Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (17)

Mambo Italiano (2003)

The Fairy Godfather.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Guinness loses head.

Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Gollum is fall-guy.

Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)

Lucita, sky, diamonds.

Jul 27, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (16)

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Disliking movie 'inconceivable'.

Sep 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Yoda: Muppet on crack.

Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Jurassic Park (1993)

Another Attenborough nature flick.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Troy (2004)

Pitt hits Homer.

Apr 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Wild Wild West (1999)

Wild Wild Mess.

Jun 24, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (13)

Van Helsing (2004)

Jackman vs Monsters Inc.

May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)

Guinness blows Burmese erection.

Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Nemo's 20,000 leagues away.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Morons live, Darwin spins.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (12)

Love Actually (2003)

One Wedding, No Funerals.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Fairy godmother acting godfather.

Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (11)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Neo-Christ Antivirus 2003.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (11)

Secretary (2002)

Boss comes onto secretary.

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

For retsina or pourer.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Hollow Man (2000)

Bacon checks Shue's fit.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (10)

Winged Migration (2001)

Chick flick, beautifully done.

Aug 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

The Crying Game (1992)

IRA surprised under covers.

Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)

Bushmen addicted to Coke.

Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Tombstone (1993)

Doc pulls through O.K.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

The Matrix (1999)

Dude, I know kung-fu.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Butterfly Effect, The (2004)

Dude, Where's My Past?

Mar 21, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (9)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Curry serves Meatloaf dinner.

Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Goldfinger (1964)

Woman becomes Oscar statuette.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)

Kane not able.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Logan's Run (1976)

Run, Logan, run!

Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

AntiTrust (2001)

Robbins loses NURV.

Jan 28, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)

Hogan's croc of shit.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (8)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Bush in Moore controversy.

Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Something's Gotta Give (2003)

Dude, I know medicine.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

Apocalypse, now gift wrapped.

Aug 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Face/Off (1997)

Travolta gambles, loses face.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Guarding Tess (1994)

'Guarding Miss Daisy'.

Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Crow, The (1994)

Gothic waste of mime.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

The Magic Pudding (2000)

Thieves get just dessert.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Proof (1991)

Weaving's seeing-eye Crowe.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Great Escape, The (1963)

Escapism at it's best.

Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Love In A Cornfield (1898)

'Corny' love story.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Ravenous (1999)

Scot preys before eating.

Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Life And Death Of Peter Sellers, The (2004)

Here today, Goon tomorrow.

Sep 10, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Air Force One (1997)

President flies Solo.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Fight Club (1999)

I am Jack's schitzophrenia.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

Robin Hood (1973)

Marion's one foxy maid.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Sabrina (1995)

Sabrina models tea, Ford.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Bible contains Robbins's savior.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (7)

21 Grams (2003)

Movie weighs soulful questions.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (7)

In The Line Of Fire (1993)

Malkovich has Presidential aims.

May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

First of Star Bores.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Sabrina The Teenage Witch (1996)

Girl has magical puberty.

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Secretary (2002)

Boss hires sex-retary.

Nov 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Alien� (1992)

Ripley, alienated single mother.

May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Sister Act (1992)

Nuns make Whoopi.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Bridget's Firth-t wish Granted.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Mummy, The (1999)

Fraser enters pyramid scheme.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Watch for Walken's suppository.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Chicken Park (1994)

'Jurassic Farce'.

Feb 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Italian family pasta prime.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Dobby not quite Jar-jarring.

Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Batman (1989)

The Joker's on Batman.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Rear Window (1998)

Lame remake, Hitchcock be-Reeve-d.

Mar 2, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Shaun sees dead people.

Oct 21, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Spider-Man (2002)

Warning: movie causes arachnoephebiphobia.

Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Smith is common enemy.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter, The (1990)

Neverending Story should've.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Married With Lethal Children.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ferris wheels around town.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Highlander (1986)

McLeod keeps his head.

Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Open Range (2003)

Dances With Hooves.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Secret Window (2004)

Author off Depp end.

Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Hills alive with Nazis.

Sep 3, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

The Matrix (1999)

One won round one.

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Doctor Dolittle (1967)

Harrison chats up birds.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Logan's Run (1976)

30th birthday? Send flowers.

Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Chicken Run (2000)

Chicks help cock up.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)

Depp blind for Eva.

Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

X-Men (2000)

Gandalf vs Captain Picard.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

John Wayne The Duke Lives On: A Tribute (1980)

Wayne first made Marion.

Jul 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Troy (2004)

Petersen sacks the Iliad.

May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Deep Impact (1998)

Impact is terra frying.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Bowling for Bush.

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Ghost (1990)

Swayze dying for Moore.

Jun 28, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)

White man can't golf.

Dec 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Sparrow Rushed, Swann Bloomed.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Troy (2004)

Legolas of Troy.

May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Fierce Creatures (1997)

Zoo has excess Python

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

And Then There Were None (1945)

Death, cause U.N. Own.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Gibson tackles thorny issue.

Mar 24, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Head Over Heels (2001)

Prinze And The Potter.

Mar 4, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Highlander (1986)

Only one sacrificial Lambert.

Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Knight's Tale, A (2001)

Ledger scores, Queen score.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Phantom Of The Opera, The (1925)

Hero at half mask.

Aug 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

George W. Bin Laden?

Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Bill Murray: 'Seen it'.

Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Fawn. Monster. Foot. Splat.

Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

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