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Reviews by 'kather*ne'
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with a total of
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Terminator, The (1984)
Schwarzenegger not human (unsurprisingly).
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Animal Farm (1954)
So politicians ARE pigs.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Minority Report (2002)
Pre-cogs should've prevented release.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Hepburn says 'arse'!. Classic.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Kate lets Leo go.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Live-action dalmation travestation!
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Mid-lifer doesn't nail teenager.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Birds go ballistic... why?
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Same plot, new Bosley.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Ultra-violence, ultra-disturbing.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Weddings start with 'fuck'.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Ron scared by spiders.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Nerds beat evil lord.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Short people carry ring.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Should've taken blue pill.
May 15, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Men In Black (1997)
Alien cockroach- big, homocidal.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
So Many Doors Inc.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Broken leg = serious voyeurism.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Third Man, The (1949)
World's only zither soundtrack.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Meet Buzz's nemesis!
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Trojan war - short version.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller 'relaxes' when hypnotised.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles gives Heath 10.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Persistent juryman finds truth.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Grant kid, helps same.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman begins, gets serious.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Beast princely inside.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer chicks defy convention.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Very odd dog show.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Ewan's fantastical past.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore: Guns suck.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Mel Gibson, disembowelling... fun!
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Ants overthrow evil grasshoppers.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
16 year old fraudmeister!
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby defies dad - dances!
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Grease (1978)
'Grease' word, in hair.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray day after day.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
3rd Potter doesn't disappoint.
Jun 29, 2004
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Culkin scream starts here.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hook (1991)
Peter Pan finally ages.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
If These Walls Could Talk (1996)
Three abortions, different legalities.
Sep 18, 2004
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(1)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Perm knowledge wins case (!).
Aug 5, 2005
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(1)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
'Capitol Barbie!'. Too true.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian lives Jesus's life.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Evil Uncle? Hakuna Matata!
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Little Rascals, The (1994)
Alfalfa wins, also sings.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Marnie (1964)
Connery's wife-murdering infant.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo blinded in finale.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Live Python delight Americans.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
My Girl (1991)
Kill 'Girl', not Culkin!
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Damn apes rule world.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Cemetary suburb is Hell.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Inigo Montoya practises speech.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Oedipal complex, bad shower.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Inspires 'French McDonald's' tourism.
Jul 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Robin Hood (1973)
Animals in clothes, Sherwood.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Worth doing Warp for.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Damn Fiennes Shakespeare.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Tip: Records destroy undead.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Gwyneth's better life ends.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie, Elton John glasses.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Poverty eradicated by chocolate.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Opium dreams in Oz.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
New Years, sex, cigarettes.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Twisted computer, omnipresent monolith.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith for a generation.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
Barrymore marries Sandler, forgets.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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8 Women (2002)
French murder - with songs.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Aussie (wo)men's (?) road trip!
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Poor boy becomes Sultan.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Girl follows late rabbit.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Skits, sketches and Pythons.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Spoilt kittens discover Jazz.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Bad teeth? Shagadelic, baby!
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Heather no Hurley.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Babe (1995)
Feelgood Aussie farm flick.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
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Bean (1997)
Cringeworthy destruction of Mother.
Jul 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dumbasses defy Death, clones.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Time-defying history assignment.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Dancing boy isn't gay.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
American 'Bridget'? Sacrilege!
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
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Cabaret (1972)
Twisted Nazi tale, Minnelli.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Singing mice save stepdaughter.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clueless (1995)
Stepbrother love interest? Whatever!
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots stalk Lauren Holly.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Pink elephants, big ears.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Elizabeth (1998)
Virgin Queen? Apparently not.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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Excalibur (1981)
Arthurian sword history lesson..
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
The Saudi-Bush connection.
Sep 19, 2005
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Fantasia (1940)
Disney to classical music.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Wagging school in style!
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Turtle like Keanu Reeves.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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For Richer Or Poorer (1997)
Technology reaches the Amish.
Aug 22, 2004
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Gallipoli (1981)
Aussies risk their Nek.
Aug 8, 2005
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Hair (1979)
Hippie dies in Vietnam.
Aug 4, 2005
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Help! (1965)
Ringo doesn't relinquish Ring.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Alone again, unbelievably lost.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Incredible abilities, typical family.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Nude writer helps Ledger.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Alien finds his Ohana.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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