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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'
Current status of
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with a total of
825
reviews published to date.
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American Pie (1999)
Premature ejaculator accosts pastry.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Napalm provides good wake-up.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Fight Club (1999)
Psychoses and soap.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Imaginary friend homicide justifiable.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Multi-purpose fat nicked.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Bitch tits and bombings.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Soap salesman turned Unabomber.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Hustler, The (1961)
Broken thumbs no problem.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
'The Matrix', digitally remastered.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Hugo Weavings' ass whoopings.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Happy Days jury drama.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo builds, sails Nautilus.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Cox, dick roll around.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace does Dark Continent.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Japanimation in nuclear crater.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Nazis as Tartars, Teutons.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alive (1993)
Tasty humans save humans.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Teachers now recruitment officers.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Caring groupies deflower reporter.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God takes dive.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Infidelity, breasts, marijuana, gunfire.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Wife catches mad wanker.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Lesbian housemates shag Scott.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Analyse This (1999)
Godfather redux with laughs.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angels One Five (1952)
Nazi attack on airwaves.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Bare-assed Sutherland shags student.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Black players, white coach.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Surfer Duvall cinematic immortality.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Femmebots buggered by mojo.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Loud spy digs rack.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Dr. Evil on mojo.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
1.21 gigawatts of paradoxes.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Schizophrenia leads to Nobel.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Profound intelligence, with guests.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Love rollercoaster for Cornholio.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Better Off Dead... (1985)
Suicidal teen spectacularly unsuccessful.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Wise-ass stops international smuggler.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
White Russians made popular.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Billy Madison (1995)
Rich idiot finishes school.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Vampire shuns blood, vampires.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blade II (2002)
Genetically engineered blood suckers.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch nonexistent, strangely terrifying.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Sheriff whips it out.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Quadraplegic fights back, wins.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Well hung Irishmen assassinate.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Bowling ... Cold dead hands.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Braveheart (1995)
Lives taken, freedom retained.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Money attracts misery, leeches.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Well planned military catastrophe.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Absolut, cigarettes constant companions.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Noonan night putting sluts.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Bogey bounces Nazi bums.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Touching vegas mob flick.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Stewardesses flock to felon.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Kinky sex joke, period.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Singing, dancing, hot-blooded murder.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Citizen Kane (1941)
Fat man weeps, dies.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
'Much Ado About Sledding'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Clerks. (1994)
Convenience store junkies, smokers.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cobb (1994)
Angry old hitter honestly.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Coming To America (1988)
African royalty does Queens.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Sagan's fictional alien epic.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke fails to communicate.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Hard-boiled prisoner gunned down.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Big money buys revenge.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Dumbledore tutors swordplay, philosophy.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Coyote Ugly (2000)
Coyotes no so ugly.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Bar help with boobs.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Bendy swords, trees, women.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Day After, The (1983)
Nuclear holocaust starkly portrayed.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Day After, The (1983)
Manhattan, Kansas made candle.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Wined, dined, 69ed.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Demolition Man (1993)
Stallone makes Snipes popsicle.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Desperado (1995)
Mariachi hunts druglord brother.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Devil makes plans, kids.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Expensive acne on Iceland.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Holiday cheer, with terrorists.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
9/11 attack, with larceny.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Platypus, Catholic Church bashing.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)
Venice Beach boarders examined.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Wheelchair bound genius expounds.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots lose bikini girls.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Peppers, rat poison, gargle.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eight Men Out (1988)
Gamblers win, ballplayers lost.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eight Men Out (1988)
Cheaters lose, get paid.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
Bruce Lee versus everyone.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Smart man, small room.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Faculty, The (1998)
Aliens invade Lilith, Hayek.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Psychopath kills bad accents.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Judge caught jerking off.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp: Drug soaked dick.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Christ in future- woman.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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First Blood (1982)
Drifter gets smalltown's attention.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
For Love Of The Game (1999)
Perfect woman spurs reminiscence.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest sees dead people.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Basic training basically fucked.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
Lions eat British progress.
Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Machines get into heaven.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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