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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'
Current status of
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with a total of
825
reviews published to date.
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Stupid, self-destructive tripe.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 0/5
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Anger Management (2003)
Girlfriend plays/ tortures boyfriend.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientology disaster pointless, hopeless.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Core, The (2003)
Earth sized sex metaphor.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Sand, stupidity, lip-synching.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Head Over Heels (2001)
Prinze as killer, yeah.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Aquarium hosts unwanted guest.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Shark hunts Brody's fam.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Thieves jacked by Jack.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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One Night At McCool's (2001)
Poor schmuck robbed blind.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Rocky V (1990)
Streetfights just don't pay.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Four fingered Paltrow depressing.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Stealing Harvard (2002)
Thieves attempting justifiable larceny.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Sugar & Spice (2001)
Armed 'Bring it On'.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Tomcats (2001)
Marriage bet won crookedly.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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What About Bob? (1991)
Shrink suffers mental breakdown.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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18 Again! (1988)
Vice Versa car wreck.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Billionaire builds himself anew.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Offensive Jew offends Jews.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Absolute Power (1997)
Presidential suicide pointless, brainless.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Clever burglar likes painting.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Crotched cactus, celebrity primadonnas.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bad Company (2002)
Twins versus Russian mob.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Winged avenger wings, avenges.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Big-crotched Boy Wonder.
Sep 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Bedazzled (2000)
Dudley Doright done wrong.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Big Hit, The (1998)
Marky Mark hits marks.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Neo introduces 'Whoa!'.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Black Knight (2001)
Black man, lily-white England.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Brooke nude, knocked up.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Whitney hits high note.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Titanic penis, naked Graham.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Bounce (2000)
Widow made, subsequently comforted.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bright Young Things (2003)
'Swingers' meets 'Wonder Boys'.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
C.H.U.D. (1984)
Government created radioactive sewer-dwellers.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Geek, jock switch places.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Past crime revists homeowners.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Cutting Edge, The (1992)
Olympic ice queen thawed.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kubrick eyes Kidman's thighs.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Full Frontal (2002)
'Sex, Lies, Videotape' sequel.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Martian ghosts, human hosts.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Gigli (2003)
First J.Lo/ Affleck meltdown.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Grease (1978)
Dancing debutantes, hotrodders, hairstylists.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Guy Thing, A (2003)
Hula dancer upsets wedding.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Hollywood cop career suicide.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Holy Man (1998)
Holy shit.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Little asshole keeps screaming.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Serious shrinkage experienced.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Hot Chick, The (2002)
Ms. Popularity grows penis.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)
Godfather spoof falls flat.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Goalie returns, dies, leaves.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jason X (2001)
Space Jason, what the?
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Shocked, not detonated now.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
23 year demon hungry.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Kids (1995)
Troubling youth AIDS message.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Life Or Something Like It (2002)
Blonde bombshell gets bombshell.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Devil's child visits Gotham.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Look Who's Talking (1989)
Travolta provides infant advice.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Love Potion No. 9 (1992)
Potion creates sirens, slaves.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Irritating actor tastefully remembered.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Irritating intelligent mechanical nonsense.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Even death digs sex.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Holiday cheer from prozac.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Monster's Ball (2001)
Berry gets comfort sex.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Net, The (1995)
Bullock: Hassled introverted geek.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Nurse Betty (2000)
Zellweger becomes unknowing soapstress.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Original Kings Of Comedy, The (2000)
Royalty not earned.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Senseless, pointless bicycle crusade.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Postman, The (1997)
Newsflash: Armed postal worker.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Proof Of Life (2000)
Mountain rebels poor kidnappers.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Vampires stalk own publicly.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Replacements, The (2000)
Stripper cheerleaders valuable assets.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Lonely hearts raid sorority.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Paraplegic oral self-server.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Showgirls (1995)
Flat-assed Vegas whore flick.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sliver (1993)
High tech hotel peeper.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sniper (1993)
Sniper loses finger, hope.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Space Jam (1996)
Cartoon aliens beaten soundly.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Spaceballs (1987)
Galactic idiots compare schwarzes.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Stuart Little (1999)
Beastly family addition accepted.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Harmless soda machine thermonuclear.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Summer Catch (2001)
Cape Cod ass chasers.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Supergirl (1984)
Superman's cousin: Contrived caca.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sweet November (2001)
Cancer ravaged movie dies.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Family deals with chastity.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Classic massacre film massacred.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Tortured ghosts torture people.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Thieving dwarves nick child.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Moon takes big blow.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Time Machine, The (2002)
Moon inhabitants get nuked.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Paxton, Hunt really blow.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Universal Soldier (1992)
Corpses make living dead.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Gilled man, drowned movie.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Bullet riddled kidnappers lose.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Busty Hayek prances wildly.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Fat Chow murder comedy.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Jackson explodes scaly Meatloaf.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Air Force One (1997)
First family troublesome hostages.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Aladdin (1992)
Bad viziers never win.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Rocks fall, Willis palls.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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