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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
825
reviews published to date.
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Gooding shown the money.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Little asshole keeps screaming.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Talk To Her (2002)
Comatose woman woos rapist.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Classic massacre film massacred.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
UFO with catchy beat.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Rocky III (1982)
Clubber's bold prediction: Pain.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Four fingered hobbit discounted.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvii knock over casino.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Buffalo gets lazy deity.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cliffhanger (1993)
$90 million avalanche created.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne, Garth party on.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Basinger deflowers aged virgin.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Lake Placid (1999)
Hamburger, done bloody rare.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
Johnny needs some limbs.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Singles (1992)
Flannel sex in Seattle.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
West Side Story (1961)
Snappy 'Romeo and Juliet'.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Barney gets what's coming.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Christ hacked, then crucified.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
'Cat Fight Club'.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Big fish, bigger storm.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Virus (1999)
Alien likes Mr. Potatohead.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
She's The One (1996)
Cameron Diaz, pricey whore.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Angels One Five (1952)
Nazi attack on airwaves.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Children get bunny stew.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Citizen Kane (1941)
'Much Ado About Sledding'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Breast Men (1997)
Boob doctors inflate indiscriminately.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Media mogul made mush.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Women scorned, witches worse.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Napalm provides good wake-up.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
Tracy does racial 180.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnie diagnosed with tumor.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Bestial love on Serengeti.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Keeping The Faith (2000)
Two Micks, one Yid.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Busty Hayek prances wildly.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Caddyshack II (1988)
Aykroyd a poor Murray.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Bar help with boobs.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Bruce Lee versus everyone.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Data on the brain.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Air America (1990)
Soft hearted CIA gunrunner.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Core, The (2003)
Earth sized sex metaphor.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
Insomniac aliens mighty dull.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Small Soldiers (1998)
Toys snap, go bad.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Universal Soldier (1992)
Corpses make living dead.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Trippy winged monkeys spooky.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Midway (1976)
Downed pilots recollected battle.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Runaway Jury (2003)
High dollar jury tampering.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
'Pearl Harbor', but good.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Sharp curves from pitchers.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Frequency (2000)
Atmospheric distortion with consequences.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
California cops, doggy-style.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Absolute Power (1997)
Clever burglar likes painting.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Bottom feeding manwhore vindicated.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pushing Tin (1999)
Marital infidelity and airlines.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Slap Shot (1977)
Nude skating rather dangerous.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Notting Hill (1999)
Film royalty marries commoner.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Moby Dick (1956)
Unholy crusade sinks Pequod.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
All Of Me (1984)
Spiritual shindig in bowl.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Profound intelligence, with guests.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Baby Boom (1987)
Big city country baby.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
'Gladiator' on skates.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rainmaker, The (1997)
Ma Kettle bankrupts Prudential.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
AntiTrust (2001)
Pre-bubble burst bubble burst.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Girl with boyish charm.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sixth Man, The (1997)
Apparition takes over team.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Purgatory (1999)
Western outlaws' righteous redemption.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Passenger 57 (1992)
Air Marshall gets even.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Down Periscope (1996)
Submarines go coed.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Program, The (1993)
College football's dark side.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)
Absentee 'Married, with Children'.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bring It On (2000)
White girls cheer black.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
With Honors (1994)
Bum out-thinks Harvard undergrads.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Being Human (1993)
Williams plays hairy immortal.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crush, The (1993)
Silverstone's 'Indecent Proposal'.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rookie Of The Year (1993)
Broken arm- broken records.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Little Big League (1994)
Boy manages grown men.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)
Godfather spoof falls flat.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Day After, The (1983)
Manhattan, Kansas made candle.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Diggstown (1992)
One man, ten beatings.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Oversized granny owns playground.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Opportunistic sensei goes fishing.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Ouzo soaked family invasion.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Someone Like You... (2001)
Animal tendencies of Wolverine.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Harlem Nights (1989)
Little toe shot off.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
Mafia afraid of tarantulas.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Space Cowboys (2000)
Wrinkled asses on display.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bedtime For Bonzo (1951)
President outacted by chimp.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bonzo Goes To College (1952)
Sideshow chimp becomes BMOC.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Family truckster road trip.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
51st State, The (2001)
Jackson explodes scaly Meatloaf.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Made In America (1993)
Black + White = Light Brown.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rollover (1981)
Mideast oil money meltdown.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Nazis as Tartars, Teutons.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Holiday cheer from prozac.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Badly beaten Barry burgled.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Wish granted, in time.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cutting Edge, The (1992)
Olympic ice queen thawed.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Leo as The Gimp.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Sliver (1993)
High tech hotel peeper.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cocktail (1988)
Tails chased by cocks.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Fight Club (1999)
Soap salesman turned Unabomber.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
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