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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 825 reviews published to date.

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Youngblood (1986)

Hotshot skater eventually wins.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)

Aged Billy tells tale.

Sep 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Young Guns (1988)

Billy Bonny rustles West.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Young Guns (1988)

Billy makes everyone famous.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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You've Got Mail (1998)

Bookish people find love.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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XXx (2002)

Tattooed Bond on 'roids.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

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X2 (2003)

Mutated sequel has defects.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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X-Men (2000)

Blue painted Romjin arousing.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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X Files, The (1998)

Bee stings spawn aliens.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

World Is Not Enough, The (1999)

Oily heiress tortures Bond.

Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Wonder Boys (2000)

Student nicks American nostalgia.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Trippy winged monkeys spooky.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Witness (1985)

Grain buries cop troubles.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Without Limits (1998)

Unbeatable runner, well, almost.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

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With Honors (1994)

Bum out-thinks Harvard undergrads.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)

Women scorned, witches worse.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Windtalkers (2002)

Navajos win WWII, respect.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Dreamland for gluttons, schizophrenics.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Willow (1988)

Magic munchkin overpowers evil.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)

Shakespeare with California flair.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Wild Wild West (1999)

Busty Hayek prances wildly.

Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Wild Things (1998)

Three way sexual robbery.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

White Men Can't Jump (1992)

Mixed couple, blacktop champs.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

Meg fakes, destroys egos.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)

Retarded Leo, no stretch.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

What Women Want (2000)

Man's man turned womany.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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What Lies Beneath (2000)

Ghost saves paralyzed Pfeiffer.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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What About Bob? (1991)

Shrink suffers mental breakdown.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 1/5

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West Side Story (1961)

Snappy 'Romeo and Juliet'.

Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Weird Science (1985)

Frankenhottie loves showering, gymnastics.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Weekend At Bernie's (1989)

Sandy fluff with corpses.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Wedding Singer, The (1998)

Middle-age crooner finds love.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Wedding Planner, The (2001)

Thoughtful planner packs prozac.

Oct 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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We Were Soldiers (2002)

Mounted infantry, in helicopters.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Wayne's World 2 (1993)

Basinger deflowers aged virgin.

Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Wayne's World (1992)

Wayne, Garth party on.

Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Way Of The Gun, The (2000)

Bullet riddled kidnappers lose.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Waterworld (1995)

Gilled man, drowned movie.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Waterboy, The (1998)

Personal demons, Captain Insano.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Watcher, The (2000)

Crazy Spader tracks crazy.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

War Games (1983)

First glimpsed AI horror.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Wall Street (1987)

Gekko backs greed, greenmail.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Wag The Dog (1997)

Hoffman produces own suicide.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Volcano (1997)

Jones captures fugitive eruption.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Virus (1999)

Alien likes Mr. Potatohead.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Virtuosity (1995)

Computer nemesis made flesh.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Varsity Blues (1999)

Football skews healthy perspective.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Varsity Blues (1999)

Stripper teacher educates uniquely.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Vanilla Sky (2001)

Woman scorned, wrath devastating.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Van Wilder (2002)

Dog offers frat treat.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Vampires (1998)

Vampire bribes Catholic church.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Five criminals, one mastermind.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Untouchables, The (1987)

Bond's bad accent Oscar.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Universal Soldier (1992)

Corpses make living dead.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Unforgiven (1992)

Old outlaw, hazy past.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Unforgiven (1992)

Womans rapist meets end.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

Particle physics, grand theft.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Under Siege (1992)

Navy SEAL cooks hijackers.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Unbreakable (2000)

Comics create darkest heart.

Sep 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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U-571 (2000)

Encoder not worth effort.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Twister (1996)

Paxton, Hunt really blow.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Twins (1988)

270 pound virgin deflowered.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Turner & Hooch (1989)

California cops, doggy-style.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Truman Show, The (1998)

Unwitting prisoner escapes bonds.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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True Lies (1994)

Tia, Arnie tango wildly.

Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Transporter, The (2002)

Asian smuggling, with guns.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Trainspotting (1996)

Vein ride to heaven.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Training Day (2001)

Denzel kills, steals, adulters.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Traffic (2000)

Drugrunners increasingly clever, lethal.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Trading Places (1983)

Money buys happiness, lives.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Toy, The (1982)

Moneyed people still slaveowners.

Sep 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Total Recall (1990)

Arnie busts mutant ass.

Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)

'Pearl Harbor', but good.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Top Gun (1986)

Student shags teacher, Russians.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Obituaries written errantly prehumously.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Media mogul made mush.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Tommy Boy (1995)

Rich fatty saves town.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Tomcats (2001)

Marriage bet won crookedly.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Tombstone (1993)

Boomtown gunfight makes history.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Tomb Raider (2001)

Big-breasted videogame movie.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

Seminal trial lawyer loses.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Titanic (1997)

Redhead beauty goes slumming.

Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Tin Cup (1996)

'Caddyshack', without the laughs.

Sep 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Timecop (1994)

Grand theft through time.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Time To Kill, A (1996)

Justifiable homicide executed, exonerated.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Time Machine, The (2002)

Moon takes big blow.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Time Machine, The (2002)

Moon inhabitants get nuked.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Time Bandits (1981)

Thieving dwarves nick child.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Three Musketeers, The (1993)

Ideally placed cross saves.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Three Men And A Baby (1987)

Infant takes some adjustment.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Three Kings (1999)

Soldiers steal Saddam's gold.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Three Kings (1999)

Clooney gets booty, twice.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)

Big money burglar wins.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Tortured ghosts torture people.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Thin Red Line, The (1998)

South Pacific defector followed.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

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There's Something About Mary (1998)

Horrifying penis/ zipper incident.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Thelma And Louise (1991)

'Cat Fight Club'.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

The New Guy (2002)

Geek remakes image, school.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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The Family Man (2000)

Suburbia trumps big city.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)

Beer soaked hosers abound.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

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