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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Mexican Saturday Night Live.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare with porn writers.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Fat Chow murder comedy.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Happy Days jury drama.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
Peaceloving cannibals torment Norway.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
18 Again! (1988)
Vice Versa car wreck.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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2 Days In The Valley (1996)
Olympian hits old boyfriend.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo builds, sails Nautilus.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
New Year's comfort sex.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Space with sinister computer.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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28 Days (2000)
Makes rehab look fun.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvii knock over casino.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
51st State, The (2001)
Jackson explodes scaly Meatloaf.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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61* (2001)
Maris shunned as icon.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
Billionaire builds himself anew.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Offensive Jew offends Jews.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Even robots hate Spinach.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Wish granted, in time.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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A.W.O.L.: Absent Without Leave (1990)
Jean-Claude beaten as caregiver.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Nude Bates horrifying spectacle.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Presidential suicide pointless, brainless.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Clever burglar likes painting.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Effects vehicle gets wet.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Cox, dick roll around.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace does Dark Continent.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Masturbating author writes script.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Orchids and drug addiction.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Dreamy babysitter, nightmarish job.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air America (1990)
Soft hearted CIA gunrunner.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air Force One (1997)
First family troublesome hostages.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Airheads (1994)
Stockholm syndrome in L.A.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Akira (1988)
Japanimation in nuclear crater.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Bad viziers never win.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Nazis as Tartars, Teutons.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ali (2001)
Lotsa talking, little boxing.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Walrus, carpenter indict religion.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Winona steals Weaver's thunder.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Aliens (1986)
Weaver whips alien ass.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alive (1993)
Tasty humans save humans.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
All Of Me (1984)
Spiritual shindig in bowl.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
Teachers now recruitment officers.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Caring groupies deflower reporter.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God takes dive.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Kidnapping primary protectees profitable.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Crotched cactus, celebrity primadonnas.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Infidelity, breasts, marijuana, gunfire.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Wife catches mad wanker.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Outlaws (2001)
Robber baron robbed barren.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Outlaws (2001)
How Missouri was won.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Premature ejaculator accosts pastry.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Lesbian housemates shag Scott.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Proposal sole unflawed moment.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American President, The (1995)
Conflicted interests in bed.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
Well dressed serial killer.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Analyse This (1999)
Godfather redux with laughs.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angels One Five (1952)
Nazi attack on airwaves.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Anger Management (2003)
Girlfriend plays/ tortures boyfriend.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Animal House (1978)
Bare-assed Sutherland shags student.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
AntiTrust (2001)
Pre-bubble burst bubble burst.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antwone Fisher (2002)
Sailor digs up demons.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Black players, white coach.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Surfer Duvall cinematic immortality.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Napalm provides good wake-up.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Jinxed mission indeed was.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Arachnophobia (1990)
Goodman plumbs spidery depths.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Rocks fall, Willis palls.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Femmebots buggered by mojo.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Loud spy digs rack.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Dr. Evil on mojo.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Babe, The (1992)
Goodman king size icon.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Baby Boom (1987)
Big city country baby.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
1.21 gigawatts of paradoxes.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Sequel lacks original's electriciy.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Futuristic technology, old west.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Backdraft (1991)
Big fires, little sense.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bad Boys (1995)
Heroin kills cop's honey.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bad Company (2002)
Twins versus Russian mob.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bandits (2001)
Everyone has Cate Blanchett.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Winged avenger wings, avenges.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Batman (1966)
Dark knight makes debut.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Big-crotched Boy Wonder.
Sep 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Batman Forever (1995)
Riddler mentally ransacks Gotham.
Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Skintight leather pussywhips Batman.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientology disaster pointless, hopeless.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Mutiny overthrows Russian Czar.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Schizophrenia leads to Nobel.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Profound intelligence, with guests.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Love rollercoaster for Cornholio.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Dudley Doright done wrong.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Bedtime For Bonzo (1951)
President outacted by chimp.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead want lives back.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Pilot runs, guns, escapes.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Genocide unearthed in orchard.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Being Human (1993)
Williams plays hairy immortal.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Better Off Dead... (1985)
Suicidal teen spectacularly unsuccessful.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Wise-ass stops international smuggler.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Gunrunners party with Playmates.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Murphy lays counterfeiting egg.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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