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Comedy, Drama
Wes Anderson
Wes Anderson
Owen Wilson
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Gene Hackman
Anjelica Huston
Ben Stiller
Gwyneth Paltrow
Luke Wilson
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Bill Murray
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Royal Tenenbaums, The

(2001)
121 reviews
Film rated 3.8 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.6 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.8 / 5)
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Family carries dysfunctional Gene.
Canklefish 
  Vote (29)   
Gene pool.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (19)   
Family suffers bad Gene.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (17)   
Royal, family.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Gwyneth causes Wimbledon raquet.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
(Wilson, Anderson) family drama.
SixFourian 
  Vote (6)   
Family is Royally fucked.
c dot 
  Vote (5)   
Tenenbaums: dumbest geniuses ever.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Gwen's eyeliner steals show.
Tori 
  Vote (5)   
Mrs. Addams' weirder family.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (5)   
Tenenbaums need Gene therapy.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (4)   
Dad's a Royal screw-up.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (3)   
Angellike Huston; Gwyneth Pallidtrow.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Hackman sires, tires, retires.
RedKate 
  Vote (3)   
'Hotel New Hampshire'... again.
Roberta 
  Vote (3)   
Dad's a Royal pain.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Gwynnie sleeps with brother.
shoon 
  Vote (3)   
Overachieving family, underachieving plot.
MelissaS 
  Vote (3)   
Gwyneth holds lady's boob.
kerri 
  Vote (2)   
Gene, Gene's geniuses: ingenious.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Gene revisits family 'tree'.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
'The Life Aristocratic'.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Talented family still dysfunctional.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Dysfunctional Royals not British.
dlanod 
  Vote (2)   
Dysfunctional society underestimates Tenenbaums.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Hackman's hypochondriac has heart.
stefush 
  Vote (2)   
Gwyneth conceals smoking habit.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Geniuses? Yes. Entertaining? No.
LiliaNic 
  Vote (2)   
Ex-Tennis star craves sister.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Gwyneth careless with digits.
george fourman 
  Vote (2)   
Displaced jerk patriarch returns.
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
Royal flushes family values.
c dot 
  Vote (1)   
Father fakes cancer, dies.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Terminal illness reunites Tenenbaums.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Dysfunctional Royal family.
The Nige 
  Vote (1)   
Dysfunctional family quite morose.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Eyeshadow does Paltrow's acting.
hiplingo 
  Vote (1)   
Eloped Royal attempts return.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Baldwin narrates family film.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Hilarious characters not jokes.
The Suar 
  Vote (1)   
Fingerless Paltrow boffs brother.
toofus 
  Vote (1)   
Paltrow loses finger, talent.
ringer 
  Vote (1)   
Fantastically dysfunctional family comedy.
Chrissie 
  Vote (1)   
Royal: pain in arse.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Wes's geniuses, pretty stupid.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (1)   
Royally messed up family.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Owen entranced by 'Wildcat'.
Anonymous  
  Vote (1)   
Family's bizarre Gene pool.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Gwyneth gets axed.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Hackman's Royals unTenable.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Royal scrambles family royally.
Benager 
  Vote (1)   
Precocious, precious, pretentious, poetic.
Lola 
  Vote (1)   
Crazy family, no story.
Bulldog 
  Vote (1)   
Murray plays Oliver Sacks.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (1)   
Geniuses� royal pains� tenfold.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Family members Dis Royal.
Face 
  Vote (1)   
Strange family's odd 'prodigies'.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Royal family's imperfect Genes.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Gwyneth smoking, hot.
Genghis Connor 
  Vote    
Parasitic Dad; prodigious kids.
clay 
  Vote    
Cheeseburger wolfing exposes fraud.
clay 
  Vote    
Self-absorbed dad fakes cancer.
Joel Bass 
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Hackman deceives, Huston grieves.
SwissArmyKnife 
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Deceiving dad dies. D'oh!
the jimster 
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Hackman hoodwinks angelic Huston.
FilmBuffoon 
  Vote    
Best film epitaph ever.
richard5mith 
  Vote    
Huston denies deceiving Hackman.
godspellgroupie 
  Vote    
Baldwin narrates Royal mess.
I'm Gandhi Dammit 
  Vote    
Symmetric visuals, asymmetric characters.
Dave 
  Vote    
Loser family wastes film.
cooknhotnaz 
  Vote    
Check out Murray's Beard!
Trevor 
  Vote    
Even worse than 'Rushmore'.
Jonesy 
  Vote    
Gifted children actually freaks.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Surrealistic NY genius family.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
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I'm dying... I'm not!!!!
Chris 
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Paltrow plays peg-finger.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Hackman endangers many generations.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Murray loves 'nine fingers'.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Luke shaves; wrists.
shane 
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All-star family bickers.
Loserface 
  Vote    
Hackman receives heroic effigy.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Disfunctional family with Hackman.
Seigiryu 
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Mordecai flies, dad dies.
hatgirlnat 
  Vote    
Disfunctional family. Dead dog.
Ross Maclean 
  Vote    
'Wildcat' prompts wig-out.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Chas is Uzi lover.
boydegg 
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Shaggy guy shaves clean.
Frank 
  Vote    
Made my family shine.
Larry S. 
  Vote    
Hackman on top form.
Gaz 
  Vote    
Dysfunction ala Billly Wilder.
jezebel 
  Vote    
Top clothes, bad eyeliner.
kirst 
  Vote    
Deadbeat dad fakes cancer.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
Royal family proven loyal.
soda 
  Vote    
America's own Royal family.
bife 
  Vote    
Ex-prodigy loves sister.
kather*ne 
  Vote    
Owen's car kills pooch.
Hatter 
  Vote    
Wilson secrectly loves Paltrow.
The Person who... 
  Vote    
Anderson's dysfunctional family feud.
janet 
  Vote    
Gene pool fails family.
highbury 
  Vote    
Dysfunctional underachieving Royals reunite.
Rovark 
  Vote    
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