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Blair Witch Project, The (1999) |
| 155 reviews |
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Film rated 2.7 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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| Tense. Intense. In tents. |
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| America's Phoniest Home Video. |
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| Hex, Lies, and Videotape. |
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| America's Shakiest Home Video. |
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| Await fear; continue waiting. |
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| Students missed filmmaking orientation. |
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| In tents pretense nonsense. |
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| Woman and map- disaster!! |
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| Shaky camerawork induces nausea. |
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| Snot drips, camera trips. |
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| Wood-stalk in Burkittsville. |
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| Very scary stick sculptures. |
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| Unfinished project finishes filmmakers. |
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| Snotty kids camp fearfully. |
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| Blurriness. Screams. End credits. |
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| The supernatural meets camping. |
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| Doco drives Heather wacko. |
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| Close Encounters, Firred Kind. |
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| Teen shows eyeball capillaries. |
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| Students film search, snot. |
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| Witch-hunting guide for dummies. |
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| 'snot the usual close-up. |
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| Terrifying display of snot. |
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| Idiots' camping witch hunt. |
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| Traveling documentarians cartographically challenged. |
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| Stick shtick scares students. |
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| Well-marketed horror schlockumentary. |
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| When marketing campaigns attack! |
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| Motion sickness, students die. |
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| Crafty video, crappy witching. |
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| Stick figures cause terror. |
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| Sticks terrify lost students. |
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| Documentarians get scary runaround. |
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| Students approach Witch tentatively. |
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| Forest freakout footage found. |
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| Testament to publicity power. |
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| Project, yes. Witch? Nope... |
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| Overly dramatic nature walk. |
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| Actors, audience both lost. |
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| Wobbly camerawork shocks nation! |
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| Where's the fucking WITCH??? |
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| Horror happens off-camera. |
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| Witch movie without witch. |
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| $30,000 to make $140,000,000. |
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| Three kooks chase spooks. |
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| Witch corners campy kids. |
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| Fake film makes millions. |
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| The Burkettsville horror. |
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| Witches, apparently camera shy. |
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| Aloof witches try patience. |
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| Creepy demented stick figures. |
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| Urban legend about camping. |
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| Shrill bitch seeks witch. |
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| Bewitched students film death. |
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| Annoying characters die satisfyingly. |
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| Hunt witch with hand-held. |
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| Snot-nosed kids disappear. |
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| Overhyped. Overrated. Leaf kicking. |
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| Scary cameraman goes camping. |
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| Maryland witch convincingly faked. |
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| Snot-nosed cameraman is frightened. |
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| Hunted documentarians finally cornered. |
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| Watched which witch, where? |
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| Run-around with camcorder = Profit. |
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| Shaky cameras aren't art. |
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| Shaky camera. Result? Nausea. |
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| Shaky camera. Shaky plot. |
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| Lost idiots plus camcorder. |
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