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Demolition Man (1993) |
| 113 reviews |
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Film rated 3.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.4 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Weapons museum? How convenient! |
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| Stallone's future total Bullocks. |
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| Slyly silly futuristic film. |
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| Cybersex with BullocK? Nahhhh. |
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| Defrosted Snipes creates chaos. |
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| No profanity, toilet paper. |
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| 1984, Taco Bell reconstituted. |
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| Defrosteds fill swear jar. |
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| Taco Bell's longest advertisement. |
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| Thawed Spartan gets Friendly. |
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| Snipes gets 'Rocky' ride. |
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| Sly, Sandy have cybersex. |
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| Stallone stalks sadistic Snipes. |
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| Snipescicle; Slysicle; Sandra BulloCop. |
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| The future becomes Rocky. |
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| Copsicle chases criminal. |
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| Taco Bell? Bleak foodture! |
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| Stallone fails cyber-sex. |
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| Violence DOES solve problems. |
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| Utopian society deconstructed 'Sly-ly'. |
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| Jingles, cybersex, Taco Bell. |
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| Human popsicles wreak havoc. |
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| Snipes inspires Dennis Rodman. |
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| Potty mouth causes citations. |
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| Bullock learns fluid transfer. |
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| Sly-fi cursing costs money. |
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| Wesley snipes at Stallone. |
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| Snipes scares San-Angeles. |
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| Stallone mindfucks Bullock literally. |
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| Virtual sex, Bullock spandexed. |
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| The Iceman Cometh/ killeth. |
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| Rambo chases Blade, bullocks. |
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| Old-fashioned sex disgusts Bullock. |
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| Sly virtually seduces Sandra. |
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| Defrosted Sly saves society. |
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| 'Ancient' weapons beat glow-rods. |
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| Blond Snipes, brainless Stallone. |
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| Leary leads revolution. Surprised? |
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| Spartan thaws. Phoenix rises. |
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| Nothing sly 'bout Snipes. |
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| Sly's acting still Bullock's. |
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| Snipes swipes Sly's scenes. |
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| Unfrozen Stallone, Snipes battle. |
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| Three seashells master Sly. |
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| Unfrozen Stallone. Wholesome L.A. |
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| Stallone knits a sweater. |
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| Polite future sources past. |
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| Stallone still uses paper. |
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| 'Utopia' needs unreconstructed cop. |
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| Huxley rejects new world. |
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| Spartan spoils Phoenix's rise. |
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| Snipes, Stallone travel time. |
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| Defrosted Sly raises (s)hell. |
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| Snipes, Murder, Death, Kill. |
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| Future foulmouths face fines. |
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| Cryogenic freeze fuels fugitive. |
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| Reintroduction of violence, entertaining. |
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| Resurrected Phoenix opens fire. |
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| Spartan licks Phoenix's ass. |
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| Sparten Stallone smashes Snipes. |
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| Sly shuns Sandra cybering. |
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| Defrosted criminal's ice-cold killer. |
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| Stallone shatters psychotic Snipes. |
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| Stallone demolishs 'Utopia' hysterically. |
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| Bullock watches Jackie Chan. |
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| No vices, knitting instead. |
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| Stallone rocks sterile future. |
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| Sly, Snipes, Sandra's seashells. |
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| Defrosted futuristic foes fight. |
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| 'Spartan' plot in stasis. |
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| Stallone's in the toilet. |
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| Future city, neanderthal copper. |
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| Political correctness battles reality. |
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