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Reviews by 'FilmReviewStew'
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with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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Poseidon (2006)
Upside-down 'Waterworld'.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
X-treme Fairytelling.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Ju-Museum-ji.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley versus Alien Beyotch!
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Eight Below (2006)
Old Yeller x 8.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Davey Jones' Heartfelt Locker.
Aug 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Beowulf & Grendel (2005)
Polley wanna Troll?
Nov 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Cock And Bull Story, A (2005)
Plenty Cock, no Bull!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Digging Dirt on Pharmaceuticals.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Hard Candy (2005)
Pedophile's penile peril.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Al's 'Gorey' Global Hotplate.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Independence Day (1996)
Smith punches E.T.
Dec 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Apocalyptic weapon: cricket paddle.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Speller from the hood.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
One-joke overkill.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Balls Of Fury (2007)
Ping Pong Kung Pow!
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Cave, The (2005)
Pitch Black Meets Waterworld.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Conversations With Other Women (2005)
Split-Screen Splits Couple.
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Futuristic Cabbie Clobbers Fate.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fuck (2005)
Fucktacular Fuckfest on Fuck.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Idlewild (2006)
Moulin Rouge meets rappers.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Matador, The (2005)
Anti-Bond Lives In Brosnan.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
MirrorMask (2005)
Living Tapestry Dreamscape.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Murderball (2005)
Paralympics Score Big!
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Run Lola Run (1998)
German Frau's existential errors.
Oct 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ultrachrist! (2003)
Holy Ultrachrist, Batman!
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage Gets Soggy Roll.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Wild Hogs (2007)
Cheesy Riders.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hannibal Becomes Kiwi Speedster.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
16 Blocks (2006)
Alcoholic Diehard needs retirement.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Chalize's Sexy SciFi Spectacle.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Insta-Classic Chest Burster!
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Art School Confidential (2006)
Haughty Art School Flunkies.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batboy's Dark Beginnings.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Beerfest (2006)
Das Beer Boot.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bobby (2006)
Sirhan's sure-hands deadly.
Oct 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat battles big bollocks.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis' wacky-wrapped dilemma.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Capote (2005)
Capote is Cold Blooded.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Click (2006)
Life's fast-forward finale.
Oct 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Control Room (2004)
East beats West news.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp Does Death.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dark Water (2002)
Septic tank infuses set.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Darwin's Nightmare (2004)
Africa's horrors go global.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dear Frankie (2004)
Rent-a-dad falls for family.
Mar 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Gopher survives fashion's flames.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Slim's Nuclear Crotch-Ride.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dune (1984)
Lynch turns the worm.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dust Factory, The (2004)
Mimes mimic afterlife motes.
Oct 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
End Of The Spear (2005)
Disciples get the point.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Radiation alters friends forever.
Sep 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Freedom Writers (2007)
Gangsta Kids Get Swanked.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Treadwell's grizzly discovery.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hidden (2005)
Hide-n-seek videography.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Super-Sad Super-Man.
May 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Das Defecting Boot.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Interview With A Lesbian.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
'Gladiator' meets the crusades.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Night's Bedtime Successful Story.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Brooks battles humorless Hindus.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Furry Footed Friends' Finale!
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)
Bullock Kicks Vegas Butt!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Monster House (2006)
Kids discover toothy mansion.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Nude News Aids WW2.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Superhero is Super-Psycho!
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
New World, The (2005)
Farrell fingers Pokahontas.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Paradise Now (2005)
Bomb-crossed Friends Find Fault.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Proposition, The (2005)
Get along lil' Aussie.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rent (2005)
Musical aids AIDS victims.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Road To Guantanamo, The (2006)
Tipton Three's wrongful imprisonment.
Dec 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
DuFresne's uncomfortable penile incarceration.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Snow Falling On Cedars (1999)
Armless reporter gets headliner.
Dec 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Syriana (2005)
Oil Business Pushes Slime.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Smoking good. Cheese bad.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
The Good German (2006)
Damned in PotsDam.
May 31, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Man-Woman Turns Woman-Man.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tsotsi (2005)
Baby Changing Changes Hoodlum.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Venal Vengeance Very Verbal.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Walk The Line (2005)
Joaquin Sings Cash Correctly.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Druids' Rituals Include Torch(ure).
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Yes Men, The (2003)
Antiglobalizationists faux remedy.
Oct 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apocalypto (2006)
ComPassion of Jaguar Paw.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Brick (2005)
Brick has brawny brainpower.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Brother's Keeper (1992)
Toothless farmer's deadly doings.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Charlotte's Web (2006)
Web Browser Saves Porky.
May 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Cinderella Man (2005)
Boxer Braddock's golden gloves.
Dec 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Dish, The (2000)
Australian Satellite Loses Link.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dreamgirls (2006)
Singing Trio Beats Bops.
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Dune (1984)
Lynched for his water.
May 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Exorcism Of Emily Rose, The (2005)
Possessive Demon goes Epileptic.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Deadly day turns political.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Failure To Launch (2006)
Rip Tripp from grip.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Family Stone, The (2005)
Throat-Clearer Meets Parents.
Oct 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fast Food Nation (2006)
Super-Duper Pooper Patty.
May 14, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Film Geek (2005)
Scotty Pelk's film fantasy.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Find Me Guilty (2006)
Vin Diesel's mafioso masterpiece.
Dec 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Drunken Hayes' Iwo Days.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Fountain, The (2006)
SciFi: An Existential Journey.
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Glory Road (2006)
The Bear's 'Colorful' Legacy.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Happy Feet (2006)
'Moulin Rouge' Antarctic-Style.
Mar 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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