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Current status of Movie star with a total of 948 reviews published to date.
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Making 'Nemo' (2003)
Funding Nemo.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Jurassic Park (1993)
Experiment with dino sours.
Apr 7, 2006
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  Vote (36)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Lorena disables annoying pop-up.
Dec 14, 2006
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  Vote (35)   
Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)
Failing head-over-heels.
May 8, 2007
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  Vote (34)   
Secretary (2002)
Maggie tries new position.
Dec 18, 2006
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  Vote (33)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Wife stretched to limits.
Apr 29, 2006
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  Vote (32)   
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Beats, shoots and leaves.
Nov 13, 2007
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  Vote (32)   
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Sand and Dunst.
May 9, 2007
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  Vote (29)   
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Resistance is fruitile.
Apr 12, 2007
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  Vote (28)   
Hollywood Buddha (2003)
The Buddha Holly Story.
Nov 20, 2006
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  Vote (28)   
100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Screamgirls.
May 16, 2007
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  Vote (27)   
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Erin, good at exposing.
Oct 21, 2006
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  Vote (27)   
Killer Condom (1996)
Condoom.
Mar 24, 2008
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  Vote (27)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariot riot, Unhurt Hur.
Apr 19, 2006
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  Vote (26)   
Cattle Herder's Romance, A (1911)
Moo and Woo.
Jun 15, 2007
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  Vote (26)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo, One in Eons.
Jun 1, 2006
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  Vote (26)   
My Fair Lady (1964)
Rain, Spain, plain: migraine.
Dec 2, 2006
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  Vote (26)   
Pizza My Heart (2005)
Crusty setting; cheesy romance.
Jan 18, 2007
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  Vote (26)   
Tower Of Pisa, The (2002)
Faulty tower.
May 31, 2007
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  Vote (26)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew blank 50 times.
Apr 16, 2006
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  Vote (25)   
Bound (1996)
Tilly loves vaGina.
Jan 9, 2007
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  Vote (25)   
Gandhi (1982)
Hats off to Mahatma.
May 24, 2006
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  Vote (25)   
He Pulled The Wrong Tooth (1903)
Demoralizing demolarizing.
Apr 1, 2009
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  Vote (25)   
Naked Cooking (2003)
Barebecue.
Feb 27, 2008
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  Vote (25)   
True Lies (1994)
Spy strengthens marriage 'bond'.
Apr 7, 2006
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  Vote (25)   
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Die Hardware.
Jul 4, 2007
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  Vote (24)   
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Reviewing this is thoughtcrime!
Sep 21, 2006
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  Vote (24)   
Secretary (2002)
Secretary - tied at work.
Mar 27, 2007
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  Vote (24)   
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Bedlam.
Jun 28, 2007
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  Vote (23)   
Legend Of Zorro, The (2005)
From Zorro to Zero.
May 12, 2006
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  Vote (23)   
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Benign lies, Benigni dies.
May 10, 2006
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  Vote (23)   
Mask, The (1994)
Mask helps Ipkiss kiss.
Jan 7, 2007
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  Vote (23)   
When That Yiddisher Band Played An Irish Tune (1926)
Shamrock or sham rock?
Mar 30, 2008
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  Vote (23)   
Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps (2002)
Reeve shows real spine.
Nov 8, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Cocktail (1988)
Love me bartender.
Sep 5, 2007
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  Vote (22)   
Invictus (2009)
Mandela is Freeman.
Aug 28, 2007
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  Vote (22)   
Junior (1994)
Germinated Terminator.
Oct 21, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
Titley Tea.
May 14, 2007
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  Vote (22)   
Polar Express, The (2004)
Many Hanks? No thanks.
Sep 1, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Had me at Yellow.
Apr 8, 2008
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  Vote (22)   
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Athos. Porthos. Arthouse. Pathos.
Feb 20, 2009
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  Vote (22)   
Specialist, The (1994)
Rock and Stone: Wooden.
May 9, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Bullock in bollocks sequel.
Apr 4, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
First ever perfect 10.
Sep 11, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Treevenge (2008)
Tree strikes, you're out.
Dec 30, 2009
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  Vote (22)   
Volcano (1997)
L.A.: Hell Lava time.
Nov 4, 2006
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  Vote (22)   
Bedazzled (2000)
Hurley's hardly hell.
Apr 16, 2006
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  Vote (21)   
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Canine. Feline. Asinine.
Jun 15, 2007
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  Vote (21)   
Corporation, The (2003)
Inc. leaves a blot.
Mar 24, 2008
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  Vote (21)   
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Four bells, one knell.
May 1, 2007
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  Vote (21)   
Joe, The Educated Orangoutang, Undressing (1898)
An ape undraped.
Jun 7, 2006
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  Vote (21)   
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Saint of a woman.
Dec 31, 2006
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  Vote (21)   
Mighty Joe Young (1998)
Ape of Good Hope.
Mar 28, 2007
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  Vote (21)   
Teeth (2007)
Eating pussy.
Apr 13, 2008
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  Vote (21)   
Terrorist, The (1999)
Dharker side of life.
Apr 27, 2007
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  Vote (21)   
Van Gogh (1991)
From ear to eternity.
Feb 21, 2007
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  Vote (21)   
1000 Cumshots (2003)
A thousand come forth.
Jan 25, 2007
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  Vote (20)   
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robin Williams' performance: Robotic.
Apr 20, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Casino Royale (2006)
So long, Solange.
Dec 9, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Natural rejection.
Jun 20, 2007
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  Vote (20)   
Darwin Awards, The (2006)
Awards to die for.
Mar 10, 2008
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  Vote (20)   
Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The (1988)
Bangsters.
Mar 5, 2008
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  Vote (20)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks:Gump, Sinise:Grump.
Sep 20, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Gandhi (1982)
One man peaceful army.
May 10, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Incredibles, The (2004)
Meet the Parrents.
Jun 19, 2007
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  Vote (20)   
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Ford's fate, fourtold.
May 8, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Maradona (2006)
God's hand, my foot.
Jul 21, 2007
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  Vote (20)   
Nanook Of The North (1922)
Inuit to win it.
Jan 17, 2010
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  Vote (20)   
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks gay, turns unhappy.
Dec 22, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Striptease (1996)
Moore of less.
Jul 17, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
This Is Elvis (1981)
Rerun of the King.
Sep 3, 2007
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  Vote (20)   
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bonds with desperate housewife.
Apr 19, 2006
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  Vote (20)   
Animal Farm (1999)
Grand Hog days.
Apr 4, 2008
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  Vote (19)   
Batman Begins (2005)
Bats bail out Bale.
May 8, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Broken Promises: The United Nations At 60 (2005)
UNder performer.
Dec 22, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Fugitive, The (1993)
Ford jumps into ford.
May 9, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Happy Feet (2006)
Kidman has long nose.
Mar 18, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)
Lily becomes MiniMum.
May 26, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indiana in India. Bah!
Apr 19, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Lolita (1997)
Demonic swine, Dominique Swain.
May 5, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Stripping Beauty.
May 14, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
Penthouse: Internet Babes (2001)
WWW. Wow.
Jun 15, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
Peter Fucking Wayne Fucking Peter (1994)
Peter - Repeater.
May 17, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Scorpion King, The (2002)
King with the sting.
May 11, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Vaginal discharge.
May 8, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
Who Wrote The Bible? (2004)
Bibleography.
Aug 22, 2007
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  Vote (19)   
You've Got Mail (1998)
Saving private mails: Ryan.
Nov 29, 2006
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  Vote (19)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Parting of the Soup!!
May 10, 2006
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  Vote (18)   
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Something about Carrey - scary.
Jan 7, 2007
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  Vote (18)   
How To Live With A Vegan Without Killing Them (2004)
Veal not mention it.
Apr 7, 2008
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  Vote (18)   
Mistress Of Spices, The (2005)
No thyme for love.
May 29, 2007
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  Vote (18)   
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Baby's day out. Boo!!
Apr 11, 2006
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  Vote (18)   
Monsturd (2003)
There will be crud.
Apr 21, 2008
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  Vote (18)   
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Not so Rock-King.
Mar 19, 2007
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  Vote (18)   
Spanish Coronation Royal Bull-Fight (1901)
Bull's end 'Spainful.
Dec 6, 2006
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  Vote (18)   
Speed (1994)
Bus almost goes bust.
Apr 17, 2006
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  Vote (18)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Christ in cameo role.
Feb 19, 2006
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  Vote (17)   
Boundin' (2003)
Sheep without sheep's clothing.
Oct 11, 2006
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  Vote (17)   
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Angels display all angles.
May 31, 2007
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  Vote (17)   
Chinese Shaving Scene (1902)
Lather without blather.
May 16, 2007
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  Vote (17)   
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