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500 Chocolate Delights

Reviews by 'ChocolateLady'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4058 reviews published to date.

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Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

Jew-rues-Salaam Jokes!

May 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (52)

Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)

Boleyn for concubine.

Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (49)

Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

Meccaing fun of religion?

Feb 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (47)

All That Jazz (1979)

This: His Final Taps.

Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (44)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Non-political Bush Burning.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (39)

First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

Kiss Meat, Kate!

Mar 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (38)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Big lips turn tricks.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (37)

Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

Jokes requiring 'Sunni' disposition.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (36)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Saccharine musical, pretty, Dahl.

Jan 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (35)

Calendar Girls (2003)

No May, All December!

Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (34)

Adam's Rib (1949)

Lawyers of Attraction.

Jan 7, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (33)

Gay Divorcee, The (1934)

Straight out of marriage.

Jan 19, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (33)

Name Of The Rose, The (1986)

Monk uncovers bad habit.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Pumping Iron (1977)

Pumped Governor encourages inflation.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (33)

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Pitt-y, Clooney's no Sinatra.

Apr 15, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (30)

Chocolate Sperm (2001)

White? NOT real Chocolate!

Jan 26, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

Fairly Shi'ite-y Humour!

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Walk The Line (2005)

June's Cash laundering succeeds.

Dec 24, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (29)

First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

South Specifics.

Mar 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (28)

Lion In Winter, The (1968)

Pride gets cold shoulder.

Jan 19, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (28)

Topper Takes A Trip (1939)

On Topper, the World.

Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

Hostel (2005)

Bed and Deathfest.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (27)

I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)

Pork(ing) is not kosher!

Dec 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (27)

Ring, The (2002)

Phone line goes: DEAD!

Jan 8, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (27)

About Schmidt (2002)

Ndugu: world's cheapest psychotherapist.

Jan 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)

Sabine it for marriage!

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (26)

Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Austin, unfr007en.

Apr 27, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (25)

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Yeoh go, Bond girl!

Dec 2, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (25)

Anastasia (1997)

Better dead than Czar-y?

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (24)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Revived by dark Coffey.

Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Three Sons Carrey Movie.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (24)

Annie (1982)

Orphan's eyes get pupils!

Apr 30, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (23)

Chocolat (2000)

Shop awakens town's tastebuds.

Jan 16, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (23)

Other Boleyn Girl, The (2008)

Bedded unwedded; wedded, beheaded!

Jun 23, 2007
Unscored

Vote (23)

Pajama Game, The (1957)

Factory slowdown makes cents.

Jan 30, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

Titanic (1997)

Ice Chip Sinks Ship.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 1/5

Vote (23)

American Beauty (1999)

Bening bangs Peter's peter!

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)

Colin puts portrait Firth.

Jan 26, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Harry gets Rowling's stone.

Aug 3, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Incredibles, The (2004)

Biggest Loser: Mr. Incredible!

Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

March Of The Penguins (2005)

Icy trek, 'regal'.

Apr 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)

Love's Labour Locked.

Apr 4, 2007
Unscored

Vote (22)

Sleeping Beauty (1987)

Princess animated by Clay.

Mar 6, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (22)

Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)

Strangers kind; relatives cruel.

Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (22)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Exodus completed, by God!

Feb 22, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Wimbledon (2004)

Star re-Born? Advantage? Love!

Jan 29, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

With God On Our Side: George W. Bush And The Rise Of The Religious Right In America (2004)

Christians opposing burning Bush.

Jun 14, 2007
Unscored

Vote (22)

AntiTrust (2001)

Halfwit hackers: Gates crashers.

Jan 11, 2006
Scored 0/5

Vote (21)

Catch-22 (1970)

Yossarian: sanely insanely sane.

Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Semi-sweet recipe missing Oomph(a).

Jan 13, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Living Daylights, The (1987)

Bond strings girl along.

Jan 29, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

Midwest Muslim (2006)

Veil Colorado.

Dec 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (21)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Holly's hunter: Dapper Dan.

Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Blofeld blasts Bond's bride.

Jan 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Seven Year Itch, The (1955)

Nameless Marilyn, grate dancer!

May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wallace fights garden 'Bugs'.

Feb 12, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

Wuthering Heights (1939)

Cathy, Oberon the Moors.

May 9, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (21)

Ben-Hur (1959)

Century: 1; Oscars: 11!

Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Chocolat (2000)

White Magic, Dark Cocoa.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (20)

Dead Man Walking (1995)

Penn: Captiv-ating, Nun better.

Jan 30, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Idle minds; doctors' playthings.

Jan 19, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

From Justin To Kelly (2003)

Beach Blanket Boredom.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Golf Champion 'Chick Evans' Links With Sweedie (1914)

Chick attempts a birdie.

Jan 7, 2007
Unscored

Vote (20)

Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)

WW1 Chips, still 'fresh'!

Apr 27, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (20)

Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)

Chadar: cheesy comedy content.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Mrs. Brown (1997)

Scotch drowns Queen's sorrows.

Mar 30, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Sense And Sensibility (1995)

Ang covers Austen's Fanny!

May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)

Fawn of the dad.

Oct 30, 2007
Unscored

Vote (20)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Sea crossings without boats!

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Tablets cure faith pains.

Feb 22, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Stiles keeps Ledger's score!

Feb 26, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Amadeus (1984)

Princely Musician dies pauper.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (19)

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Ice screams: rocky road!

Jul 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (19)

At The Potter's Wheel (1914)

Please kiln me now!

May 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (19)

Ballad Of Paul Bunyan, The (1973)

Paul gets Blue Bull(s).

May 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (19)

Beaches (1988)

Bittersweet Hershey's salty end.

Feb 4, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Bowling for Bridges' life.

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Boxing Helena (1993)

Helena isn't throwing punches.

Aug 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (19)

Chocolat (2000)

Bean there - Depped that!

Jan 27, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (19)

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Butler sees dark red.

Jan 23, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (19)

Runaway Bride (1999)

Julia's Gere in reverse!

Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)

This Nemo, very Cross.

Apr 19, 2007
Unscored

Vote (18)

Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)

Short squirt.

Dec 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Better Than Chocolate (1999)

Lesbians lacking cream filling.

Feb 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Cary's bone: Kat's Meow!

Jan 25, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Chocolate C.H.I.P.S. (1987)

Cuffed cakes.

May 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

George ribs Ruth's ex.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (18)

Goldfinger (1964)

Frizbee hat's Oddjob weapon.

Jan 5, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)

Bond's search: Sun, Francisco.

Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

On Golden Pond (1981)

Double Fonda fish film.

Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Philadelphia Story, The (1940)

Equestrian's fiance switches grooms.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (18)

Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)

Zenda-ing a clown!

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Take Me Home: The John Denver Story (2000)

Mountain high gets Lowe.

Jan 3, 2007
Unscored

Vote (18)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

Sandal set change neighborhoods.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Top Hat (1935)

Tops, Dancing on A-staire-s!

Jan 25, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (18)

Trading Places (1983)

Aykroyd, Murphy: place/off.

May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)

Wool shortage dogs village.

Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Yellow Rolls-Royce, The (1964)

Romantic clutches, unhappy breaks.

Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (18)

Yentl (1983)

Babs randy for Mandy.

Jan 28, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

39 Steps, The (1935)

Mannheim murder: Who? Donat?

Aug 27, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

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