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Reviews by 'janet'
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with a total of
297
reviews published to date.
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Elvish is alive.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(34)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart, baroque and destitute.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(33)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Youth in Asia.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Leia's hairstyle by Cinnabon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Dolly Partin' hair.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Titanic (1997)
Galley serves iceberg lettuce.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson is an airhead.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett turns Rhett.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Pianist, The (2002)
War saw pianist endure.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's shear fantasy.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon almost fries.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Snatch (2000)
Brad sPitts unknown verbage.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Trading Places (1983)
Ackroyd trades commodities, life.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Super Size Me (2004)
Junk food for thought.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padme with a pillow.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Nails, whips. Lethal weapons.
May 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Keeping abreast of pollution.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Phone Booth (2002)
1-800- Psychopath.
Mar 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Oriental disorientation.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Airplane! (1980)
Hagerty becomes runway bride.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Dances With Whitney.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Jeff, Beau of Michelle's.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Notting Hill (1999)
Julia, Horse or Hound?
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Tonight's menu: icebergers, supersized.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits desperately needing pedicure.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Ralph makes Fiennes villian.
Mar 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's handy with scissors.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Hugh wears out tuxedo.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Godfather, The (1972)
Met demise amidst tomatoes.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Pre-cogs need Rogaine.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Brad's bad, Angelina's meana.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Shrek (2001)
Poor cookie becomes amputee.
Mar 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Die Another Day (2002)
Halle-luia! Berry, Bond girl.
Apr 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Brooks got busy dying.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
DiCaprio in drippy drama.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino incites crowd: 'Attaca!'.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando dons Corleone role.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kay aborts future don.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits frolic on bed.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Leaving Las Vegas, loaded.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
What Lies Beneath? Cemetery.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Brad needs speech therapy.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Spielberg's in-Terminal-ble bore.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary beguiles annoying nerds.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Sonny and Cher nightmare.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman's forecast is redundant.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Spielberg's big gulp.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Meet The Jewish Parents.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Ratched; not Miss Congeniality.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack makes OCD fun!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush blamed for everything.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Much ado about groundhog.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky; Live at Apollo.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Winged Migration (2001)
See birds fly. Repeatedly.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Stick to directing, Sofia.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Bellhops and body bags.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank lunches on tongue.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart needs a life.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Gut Morgan.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Three men and farmgirl.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Sucks to be Schmidt.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
'Tard tackles table tennis.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Glory (1989)
Ferris becomes a man.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Glory (1989)
Denzel bravely endures whipping.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo makes a splash.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Lawyers, beware of outhouses.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Sickeningly sweet chimney sweep.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Griswold's family truckster travails.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Poseidon (2006)
Cruise ship, over easy.
Jun 5, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Poseidon (2006)
Russell's acting career capsizes.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Psycho (1960)
Hershey's syrup clogs drain.
Aug 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rain Man (1988)
Tootsie has autistic twin.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hanks; kinder, gentler murderer.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Room With A View, A (1985)
Lucy's wise dumping Vyse.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Ryan becomes old codger.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scrooged (1988)
Tiny Tim, champion gymnast.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Captain needed birth control.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Kate, Leo leave handprint.
Aug 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Fiji or bust.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey's show, voyeur's dream.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy, Gale force winds!
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Which witch is which?
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Kidnapped dolphin, madcap comedy.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox, AKA Calvin Klein.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Close encounters with Kline.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Audience serves detention too.
May 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Renee Z. Clampett.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
When Harry met Mary.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore's hobby, burning Bush.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Cryer has walleye vision.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohawks and a mullet.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
My Left Foot (1989)
Day-Lewis' portrayal hardly pedestrian.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Dead aunt hood ornament.
May 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nine To Five (1980)
Revenge of the secretaries.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Homophobe lawyer wins case.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Snakes on a face.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Prequel bad idea, George.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford brought sandwiches. Wasted!
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Sucks to be steerage.
Aug 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman wears the panties.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
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