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with a total of
297
reviews published to date.
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Elvish is alive.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(34)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart, baroque and destitute.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(33)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Youth in Asia.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Leia's hairstyle by Cinnabon.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Dolly Partin' hair.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Titanic (1997)
Galley serves iceberg lettuce.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson is an airhead.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett turns Rhett.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Pianist, The (2002)
War saw pianist endure.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Bacon almost fries.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's shear fantasy.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Super Size Me (2004)
Junk food for thought.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Trading Places (1983)
Ackroyd trades commodities, life.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Snatch (2000)
Brad sPitts unknown verbage.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Nails, whips. Lethal weapons.
May 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Keeping abreast of pollution.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Phone Booth (2002)
1-800- Psychopath.
Mar 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padme with a pillow.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Oriental disorientation.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Dances With Whitney.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Jeff, Beau of Michelle's.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Notting Hill (1999)
Julia, Horse or Hound?
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Tonight's menu: icebergers, supersized.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Airplane! (1980)
Hagerty becomes runway bride.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's handy with scissors.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits desperately needing pedicure.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Brad's bad, Angelina's meana.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Ralph makes Fiennes villian.
Mar 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Die Another Day (2002)
Halle-luia! Berry, Bond girl.
Apr 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Hugh wears out tuxedo.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Pre-cogs need Rogaine.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Godfather, The (1972)
Met demise amidst tomatoes.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Brooks got busy dying.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shrek (2001)
Poor cookie becomes amputee.
Mar 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
DiCaprio in drippy drama.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush blamed for everything.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando dons Corleone role.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Meet The Jewish Parents.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Poltergeist (1982)
What Lies Beneath? Cemetery.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky; Live at Apollo.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary beguiles annoying nerds.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Winged Migration (2001)
See birds fly. Repeatedly.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino incites crowd: 'Attaca!'.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Sonny and Cher nightmare.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Spielberg's big gulp.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Ratched; not Miss Congeniality.
Jun 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Three men and farmgirl.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack makes OCD fun!
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Kay aborts future don.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Much ado about groundhog.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Bellhops and body bags.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits frolic on bed.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Leaving Las Vegas, loaded.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Brad needs speech therapy.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Spielberg's in-Terminal-ble bore.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Stick to directing, Sofia.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman's forecast is redundant.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank lunches on tongue.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart needs a life.
Mar 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Gut Morgan.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Kidman marries handsome stranger.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crucible, The (1996)
Ryder is cleptomaniac witch.
Apr 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Glory (1989)
Ferris becomes a man.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo makes a splash.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Lawyers, beware of outhouses.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Griswold's family truckster travails.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Patch Adams (1998)
Guilty of comedy malpractice.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Poseidon (2006)
Russell's acting career capsizes.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Rain Man (1988)
Tootsie has autistic twin.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ray (2004)
Foxxy shades of Ray.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Room With A View, A (1985)
Lucy's wise dumping Vyse.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Ryan becomes old codger.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scrooged (1988)
Tiny Tim, champion gymnast.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Achilles: Well-heeled hero.
Jun 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey's show, voyeur's dream.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy, Gale force winds!
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Which witch is which?
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox, AKA Calvin Klein.
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bowfinger (1999)
Eddie's funny freeway frolics.
Mar 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Audience serves detention too.
May 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Renee Z. Clampett.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore's hobby, burning Bush.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Cryer has walleye vision.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohawks and a mullet.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Pippin joins the navy.
Mar 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Left Foot (1989)
Day-Lewis' portrayal hardly pedestrian.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Officer And A Gentleman, An (1982)
Sid hangs around.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Homophobe lawyer wins case.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Denzel AIDS Tom.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Gay lobbyists thank Hanks.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Snakes on a face.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Prequel bad idea, George.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Favre, stick to football.
Jun 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Sucks to be steerage.
Aug 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman wears the panties.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman's boat punctures sky.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What About Bob? (1991)
Bob's bladder highly explosive.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Sucks to be Schmidt.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks, Bacon and eggheads.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fargo (1996)
Darn tootin' Minnesota murders.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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