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Reviews by 'velvet rope'
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with a total of
84
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Batman Begins (2005)
Batman rebooted.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
M. Night Ramalot.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Sideways (2004)
White whines.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Top Gun (1986)
Homoerotic Air Force porn.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin turns and burns.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey wants Suvari's flower.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
Cling Wrap as weapon.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Closer (2004)
Portman's stripper never nude.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Cock au vin.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deep Throat (1972)
Linda trolls poles.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Krum ogles Hermione's bum.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Spunky hair care.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Times Of Harvey Milk, The (1984)
White got Milk.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Against The Ropes (2004)
When Sally Met Omar.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
This Santa prefers lapdances.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise mourns useless willy.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Lola goes swimming.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Third Bourne in Harm.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry solves Voldemort Riddle.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Swinging for the menses!
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Joan flambe.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise eyes escape plan.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Princess And The Warrior, The (2000)
Lola takes the leap.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Red Dawn (1984)
Hate keeps Howell warm.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Red Violin, The (1998)
Jackson's virtuoso performance.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock develops nasty rash.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Death Star itself dies.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han cock blocks Luke.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Vader dies, Anakin returns.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Less action, mower drama.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnold rebuked, world nuked.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Testament (1983)
Radioactivity in Mill Valley.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Threads (1984)
British "The Day After".
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie drives a Ford.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
54 (1998)
Myers contracts disco fever.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack sees Kathy's crack.
May 5, 2005
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Adaptation. (2002)
Charlie wanks, Donald cranks.
May 25, 2005
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Air Force One (1997)
Ford needs no escort.
May 1, 2005
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Almost Famous (2000)
70's rock memoir? Priceless.
May 25, 2005
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Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Michael J outfoxes Biff.
May 1, 2005
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Bluffing It (1987)
Dennis can't read.
May 6, 2005
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Boat Trip (2002)
The homophobic love boat.
May 1, 2005
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Bourne Identity, The (1988)
Jason Bourne: Beta Version.
May 5, 2005
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne's back flack flashback.
May 4, 2005
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Changing Lanes (2002)
Ben frets, Sam regrets.
May 4, 2005
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Angels throttled by script.
May 6, 2005
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
Abortion nation is born.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
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Dead Poets Society (1989)
Mork's 'A Separate Peace'.
May 6, 2005
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Election (1999)
Reese is a Payne.
Jun 2, 2005
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Elf (2003)
Big Apple Elfquest.
May 5, 2005
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey blows Winslet's mind.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fat Albert (2004)
Albert fat, plot thin.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Id befriends invisible ego.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest good, Jenny bad.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Good Son, The (1993)
Elija cracks Mac's back.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry Potter, Snake Talker.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
A more Sirius Harry.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
I Dream Of Jeannie (2008)
Jeanie's NASA massa.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Pickled Nick's final drinks.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint cries, Hillary dies.
May 25, 2005
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Midichlorians make Obi sing.
May 1, 2005
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My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Morpheus gets gay on.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
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Omen, The (1976)
Satan Jr. in diapers.
May 25, 2005
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christ feels cross.
May 6, 2005
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Patriot, The (2000)
Mel chops Malfoy's pop.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
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Presumed Innocent (1990)
A homocide with spermicide.
May 26, 2005
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Rounders (1998)
Norton deals bad cards.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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Running Scared (1986)
Billy Crystal, action hero?
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sahara (2005)
Cruzing McConaughey.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shaft (2000)
Mace Windu, Vigilante Cop.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Space Jam (1996)
Cartoons outact Mike.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Enterprise suddenly in sepia.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Anakin as precocious brat.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The bionic Anakin.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tarzan, The Ape Man (1981)
Bo knows Tarzan.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie slays Terminator upgrade.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
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Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie programmed to kill.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
The Ladies' Man (2000)
Tim Meadows, movie star?
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Time Out (2001)
Hit the road Vincent.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
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Titanic (1997)
Leo on the rocks.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
V�ter Susurra, El (2000)
The poop inside.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Vegas Vacation (1997)
When Chevy broke down.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Vincent (1982)
The Price is Vincent.
May 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Broadway in the Heartland.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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