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Patriot, The (2000) |
| 97 reviews |
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Film rated 3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.8 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Mel's revolting yet again. |
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| Mel rose. Place: America. |
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| Gibson = Ye Olde Punisher. |
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| British have church bar-b-que. |
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| Mel's Revisionist American History. |
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| Home of the Brave(heart). |
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| Mel causes altered States. |
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| Braveheart without Scottish accents. |
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| Aussies re-enact Revolutionary War. |
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| Banal star spangled blather. |
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| Start revolution without Mel. |
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| Gibson's Militia: British targets. |
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| Australia, America defeat England. |
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| Gibson pom-bashing again. |
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| Aussie kisses American ass! |
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| Desparately, 'Susan Speaking?'. |
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| Flint Lock: Lethal Weapon. |
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| Another Gibson butt muncher! |
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| Gibson still hates English. |
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| Gibson hates English. Again! |
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| Braveheart battles British again. |
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| Mellishly embellished American History. |
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| Australian actors founded America? |
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| Rough rabble rout Redcoats. |
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| Leaden soldiers make bullets. |
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| Mel avenges son's murder. |
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| Mel's kids massacre Poms. |
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| Lousy carpenter defeats British. |
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| Ethnically-cleansed country wins independance. |
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| Colonial Mel kills English. |
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| 'Braveheart' in America. Sucks. |
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| Aussie attempts American history. |
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| Benjamin. Britain beaten. |
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| Mel finds America revolting? |
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| American 'Braveheart' flies flag. |
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| Australian re-writes American history. |
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| Lucius Malfoy burns house. |
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| Embarrassing attempt at history. |
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| Isaacs takes down Ledger. |
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| German dictates American independence. |
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| Vengeful dad boots Brits. |
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| Farmer's kids killed off. |
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| Mel recycles toy soldiers. |
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| An American 'Braveheart' sequel. |
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| Mel's tomahawks slay British. |
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| Revolutionary War motive, revenge? |
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| Ledger's missus gets toasted. |
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| Aussies battle British? Revolutionary! |
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| Tavington gets the point. |
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| Tavington leaves Mel s-Martin-g. |
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| Americans send Brits packing. |
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| Missing slaves, English nazis. |
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| Mad Max goes revolutionary. |
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| Mel's pom-bashing American Revolution. |
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| Father's pride encourages son. |
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| Gibson versus (dra)goon squad. |
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| Son's slaying arms farmer. |
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| Martin confuses patriotism, revenge. |
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| Issacs' (blade) balances Ledger. |
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| Gibson makes musket balls.
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| American Mad Max? Revolutionary! |
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| Braveheart Two. Less interesting. |
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| Reformed soldier avenges sons. |
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| Emmerich atrocity outweighs Brit's. |
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| Loyalists = monsters. Revolutionaries = heroes. |
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| Colonists kick out Brits. |
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| Gibson squares for Ledger. |
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| Aussie Mel fights English. |
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| Mel increases Canadian immigration. |
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| Loyalist becomes American patriot. |
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