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Reviews by 'Animal Mutha'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
303
reviews published to date.
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Full mental Jack hit.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(51)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Delusions of gander.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(48)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Arrested developer.
May 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(48)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The Emperor's new clones.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(47)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Distill Bill.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(46)
Titanic (1997)
Jack 'n' chill.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(45)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Ewan, who's army?
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(43)
Birds, The (1963)
Psycrow.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Little Crop of Horrors.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(41)
Cannibal Hookers (1987)
Consumate, consume mate.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Totalled Recall.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Matrix, The (1999)
Finding Neo.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Room with a queue.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Phone Booth (2002)
Thinking inside the box.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Florist Chump.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Godfather, The (1972)
The Wrath of Caan.
May 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Grizzly Man (2005)
The Bear Watch Project.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Gnashing Bumpkins.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Post-nuptial contracts.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Love @ 1st site.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
American Pie (1999)
Sex, Pies and Videoed-date.
May 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Anastasia (1997)
Czartoon.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
I, Robot (2004)
Ironcide.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Monster (2003)
Death becomes whore.
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Dognapper, The (1934)
The Great Dane Robbery.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Fight Club (1999)
Two sided love triangle.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Jaws (1975)
Original Fin.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Puree'vil.
May 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Monsturd (2003)
Meet shit and die.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Out and 'aboot'.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Robocop (1987)
Pig Iron.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter (1986)
Sack to the Suture.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Alien� (1992)
The Tainted Ms. Ripley.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Amityville Horror, The (2005)
Residential Evil.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Aisle C dead people.
May 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Erotic Dreams Of Cleopatra, The (1985)
Pork Like an Egyptian.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Killer Nun (1979)
Sermonator.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Quorn of the Dead.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
American Beauty (1999)
Realty Bites.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Carrie (1976)
Menstrual psych hell.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Beetle Juiced.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Chip off cold block.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Monster (2003)
Hitchhiker's guide to brutality.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Tom and Jerries.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Thunderpants (2002)
Emission Control.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Titanic (1997)
Dumping Jack... SPLASH!
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Titanic (1997)
The Hidden-berg disaster.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
The Joy of Necks.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
The Chastity Bet.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
High Fidelity (2000)
The Vinyl Countdown.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
The Full Montecristo.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Wondergland.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
28 Days Later (2002)
Ghouls of Enragement.
May 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Batman Returns (1992)
Cowl and the Pussycat.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Seaqull.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Chicago (2002)
Whacks Lyrical.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Elevating An Elephant (1913)
Raising the Babar.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Ring, The (2002)
Tapes of Wrath.
May 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Fight to the Darth.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Casuistry: The Art Of Killing A Cat (2004)
'Kitty Kitty' BANG! BANG!
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride's head reanimated.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Frisky Business.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Gander reassignment.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Awarded the Palm D'or.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Titanic (1997)
Shivery timbers.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Acne (2003)
The Scarlet Pimple-hell.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Hair (1979)
Hair today, Saigon tomorrow.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Invisible Man's Revenge, The (1944)
Look Blank in Anger.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Jersey Girl (2004)
To Sire With Liv.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Munich (2005)
Jews: The Revenge.
Jul 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Oliver! (1968)
Gruel and unusual punishment.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Spellbound (2002)
Consonanteen.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Alsatianation.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Shaw's Tank Reception.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Cleopatra (1963)
Hiss and hearse.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Demonstrating The Action Of An Altman-taylor Threshing Machine (1902)
Run of the mill.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Thing's change.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Fog, The (1980)
Hazed and Contused.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Seminal masterpiece.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
I Sailed To Tahiti With An All Girl Crew (1968)
Distinct lack of seamen.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)
De-Scent of a Woman.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Bone Corrector.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)
Ring Kong.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Nude Stretching (1996)
Yoga Bare.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
High notes.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Sideways (2004)
Look Who's Corking.
May 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Werewolves On Wheels (1971)
The Lunar-cycle Diaries.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Whale Rider (2002)
Cares Something About Maori.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
10 (1979)
X: Rated.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Christine (1983)
Imp My Ride.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)
Analise This.
May 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Hell hath no jury.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Jason X (2001)
Hack to the Future.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Ewe to a kill.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Linda Lovelace For President (1975)
The Oral Office.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Se7en (1995)
Sins City.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Shocker (1989)
Con fused.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(22)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Axe sis' of evil.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Super Size Me (2004)
Lord of the Fries.
May 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Gremlins (1984)
Wet 'n' wild.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
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