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Reviews by 'quartet4'
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with a total of
108
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Needle survives. Haystack doesn't.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Drunken Master (1978)
Enter The Drunken.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
GoldenEye (1995)
006 < 007.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Die Easy.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hug trees. Or die.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Akira (1988)
Neo-Tokyo: Don't go there.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic For (fans only).
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Luke's dad also dorky.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Terminator, The (1984)
Should've sent T-1000 instead.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Helm's Deep (with skeletons).
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat, cat, top hat.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Braindead (1992)
Lawnmower, 50. Zombies, 0.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)
Spike escapes death. Temporarily.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Deep blue sea(rch).
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason's got Freddy's head.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason's tapeworm finally removed.
May 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Rush Hour (1998)
Jackie Chan: Vase curator.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
AI requires tech support.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Pregnant man births monster.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Galactic interspecies cat fight.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Batman Begins (2005)
The Bat Tricks: Reloaded.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Urban legend about camping.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Scottish vigilante frees country.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. heals then peels.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Dog faster than fireball.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy + India = Raiders + sidekick.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jurassic Park (1993)
UNIX saves the day!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Killer, The (1989)
Church vandalized by shooters.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
New Zealand's midget escorts.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn opens Lost Ark.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
It's raining sentinals/ Smiths!
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
See it for yourself.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Lifelike exhibits like life.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Ninja Scroll (1993)
Immortal covered in gold.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Found. Opened. Lost again.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Elementary students 'band' together.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Elderly woman's ellicit anecdote.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman series's quality: TERMINATED!
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman's gothic period ends.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
All vampires know kung-fu.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cinderella Man (2005)
Crowe knocks out prohibition.
Dec 11, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Dreamgirls (2006)
The lowdown in Mowtown.
Nov 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evil Dead II (1987)
A cameraman chases Bruce.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Can't see naked cyborg?
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
A wooden grail tale.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohicans protect their girlfriends.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lover, The (1992)
Sultry sex in Saigon.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Apart, A (2003)
Drug trafficers are Vin-dicated.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Mariachi, El (1992)
How musician becomes killer.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Matrix reloaded. Matrix misfired.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Kermit and company: Uncensored.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Music afficionado saves pianist.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Kraken voodoo pirate adventure.
Oct 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rumble In The Bronx (1995)
Chinese warrior vs. Canadians.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Massage turns into melee.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Superman (1978)
Clean-cut Kent conceals cape.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
The Shredder couldn't swim.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Turtles mistaken for demons.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Zodiac (2007)
Whodunit? Only Zodiac knows.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Abyss full of aliens!
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Dog's conception. Ripley's abortion.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Bad Boys (1995)
Hip hop Miami Vice.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Batman (1989)
Vigilante avenges parents' death.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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Black Snake Moan (2006)
Blues save abused nymphomaniac.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
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Blade (1998)
Blade = Shaft + Ninja + Half-vampire.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bloodsport (1988)
Slow-motion split kicks.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne's Ultimatum: Forget me.
Oct 4, 2007
Unscored
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Commando (1985)
Arnold's missile launching extravaganza.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Desperado (1995)
John Woo in Mexico.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard (1988)
Firehose used for bungie.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Truck used as surfboard.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Evil Dead catch Ash.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Life experiences (assorted flavors).
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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From Hell (2001)
Cult of the Ripper.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry answers deadly riddle.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and Godfather.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
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Harsh Times (2005)
Insane veteran's last days.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
'Bad Boys' in Sandford.
Oct 5, 2007
Unscored
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I Am Sam (2001)
Starbucks employee's family troubles.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
Spinosaurus bites. Family reunites.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
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Kickboxer (1989)
Oil, briefs, glass, fight!
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
DJ Tarantino's exploitation mix.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill talked too much.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Peasant to knight fights.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Zissou's Two Tragic Losses.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
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Lion King, The (1994)
Felines fight for throne.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bible quoting hitman's epiphany.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Punisher, The (1989)
Vigilante kills last samurais.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
Death = ratings.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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Shanghai Knights (2003)
Chan save the Queen!
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Shanghai Noon (2000)
A Fistful Of Renminbi.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Signs (2002)
Aliens sign here: Earth.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
How Hannibal Lecter escaped.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Sling Blade (1996)
Retard's capital punishment stance.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Smokin' Aces (2006)
Full house assassination: Busted.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Vader was passionate guy.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Best pilot = moisture farmer??
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
The Skywalker family reuinion.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Skywalkers overcome dark side.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman vs. Solar Fabio.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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