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F(su)our W(uzie)ords.
Reviews by 'suzie'
Current status of
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with a total of
156
reviews published to date.
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Weddings > Funerals.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Boy meets ghoul(s).
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Midsummer Night's Dream, A (1999)
Everett plays real fairy.
Nov 4, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(10)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
'To Wong's make right.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies play killer tag.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Halfling. Half-finger. Ending.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Calendar Girls (2003)
'Girls' is stretching (t)it.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Love Actually (2003)
PMS- Prime Minister Sexiness?
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Crash, splash, libidos clash.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Loads, schooner or later.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary: original dead head.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo orders Vietnamese takeout.
May 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
'Lil squirt, big squirter.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Dozen Bakers take cake.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Extremely Terrifying animatronic chocoholic.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Tom feels 'Terminal'ly ill.
May 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Story Of The Kelly Gang, The (1906)
Kelly's killers used silencers?
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Grandpa waves his wand.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Pie (1999)
Biggs in a blanket.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cage Aux Zombies, La (1995)
Killer Queens prance, pounce.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Zombies have 'mall'icious intent.
Feb 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis needs moisturizer, badly.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Deadbeat Depp delivers druggedly.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Carnies become carnivores.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
It seems Gandalf dies.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Coppola's romance lacks copulation.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
So-so boho retro fiasco.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Bloom Byrnes down bar.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
One Night At McCool's (2001)
Racy redhead kinks Reiser.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Glam rocker takes Bow-ie.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wilde (1997)
Wilde in for Law.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Hartnett hopeless at celebacy.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie (1999)
Fellows, flautist and fellatio.
May 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Lube/glue boo boo.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Indian girl cooks, kicks.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blow (2001)
Young Jung capitalizes coke.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon plays ball(s).
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Ball hogs Hank's limelight.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Tumnus' 'fawn'ed of Lucy?
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Self-actualization through bar starring.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
Romance, revolution and Rumba.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Down With Love (2003)
Zellweger, McGregor, get together.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. T And The Women (2000)
Doctor delivers boy- finally.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Pachyderm's epidermis, electrified.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Terminated earnings. Yearning. Urn-ing.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Murray Kutcher-esquely digs Lee?
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
From Hell (2001)
Precognative policeman saves prostitute.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Grease (1978)
Travolta tries on sweater.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Ford defenestrates murderous mogul.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Honey (2003)
Honey's sweetie turns sour.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Honey (2003)
This Honey bee-haves herself.
May 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Hotel hinders Hutu hunting.
May 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)
Explorer enters the center.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Matrimonial bliss ends murderously.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King Arthur (2004)
Clive- kingly. Keira-knightly.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Love's Labour's Lost (2000)
Branagh fine tunes Bard.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lust For Life (1956)
Douglas does Dutch Impressionist.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mr. Wong, Detective (1938)
Mr Wong played white.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
River's private meets Reeves's.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ned (2003)
Farmer becomes bank rubber.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ned Kelly (1970)
Sluggish Jagger plays bushranger.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Notebook, The (2004)
Gosling scorned, feathers ruffled.
May 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp off deep end.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Darcy loves Knightley, daily.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Prime (2005)
Uma got groove back.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rat Race (2001)
Rat's race's cheesy, Cleese-y.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Reckless Kelly (1993)
Hardly Reckless, Serious-ly redundant.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ride With The Devil (1999)
Maguire squires Civil Jewel.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Interstellar jolly 'ol feller.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Mickey kills some Rourkes.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Plane crashes, couple clashes.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Stay (2005)
Letham's life before, dies.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stealing A Ham (1898)
Porcine purlioning plans 'ham'pered.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stealing Beauty (1996)
Tyler de-flowered in Tuscany.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Cheesy castaway clan cavorts.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Telling Lies In America (1997)
Brad wishes he's Bacon.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Clashing classes, ship crashes.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots' tot rots.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Van Wilder (2002)
'Tamer' than Animal House.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
Groom pulls a J.Lo.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio, Depp- depressing drama.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
White Oleander (2002)
Manipulative mother murders lover.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hanky panky in Par-ee.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Larisa dismisses lascivious mister.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Paranoid patriarch prohibits partying.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Gyno father, whine-o daughter.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Adventures Of Huck Finn, The (1993)
Wood Hucks life, away.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1939)
Kid traverses river. Fin(n).
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Am�lie (2001)
Mademoiselle monkeyshines in Monmarte.
May 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Jim's stunt takes cake.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Angels aide baseball Glove-r.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Babe (1995)
Porker parlays porcine poise.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer ahead-less of game.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton, chariots, Messala, messiah.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Orlando breaks back again.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bootmen (2000)
Aussie aspires to tap.
Oct 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Warring Wallace wears kilt.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Camp Nowhere (1994)
Kids cavort, Christopher chaperones.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Manilow inspires Ethan's Love.
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Casper The Friendly Ghost (1945)
Ghost hosts, girl floats.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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