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Reviews by 'MattCFC'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
70
reviews published to date.
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi reunited with mother.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(29)
TRON (1982)
'Matrix' for Atari generation.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Wasn't Robin Hood British?
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Thurman robs Hannah blind.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Battle Royale (2000)
Butlins gone horribly wrong.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Total Recall (1990)
Four tits, one's Arnie.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Carlito's Way (1993)
Pacino out of Penn.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Equilibrium (2002)
Christian 'bails' out dog.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Wife dies, Arnie cries.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Caucasian wears turban. suspect?
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Basic Instinct (1992)
A 'flash' of brilliance.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Batman (1966)
Bruce Wayne lycra shame.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Con Air (1997)
Convicts like 'Cage'd animals.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
'Alfie' meets 'Goodfellas'.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbit feels the burn.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese and hick, click.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Training Day (2001)
Ethan learns the dopes.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
300 (2006)
Sparse Spartans; plentiful Persians.
Nov 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Batman Returns (1992)
Penguins, bats, pussycats.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blow (2001)
'Spliffing' good cocaine Biography.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Bank account = .22 rifle.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore bites the bullet.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Crazed Irishman saves Scot.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks chases Frank's francs.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Another film, another vest.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Enough (2002)
Had 'enough' long ago.
Dec 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Monkey's real name: Clint.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Friday (1995)
Day wasted, wasted day?
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Sloth steals the show.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Identity (2003)
Pruitt mass mind murder.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Suicide tape well executed.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf falls, Frodo bawls.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mean Machine (2001)
Ex-footballer plays footballer.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrel wears Italian apparel.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Samurai boxer slays hillbilly.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman 'matches' Cruise's incompetance.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop has close shave.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sandlot, The (1993)
Pre-teen brats weild bats.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Saving Grace (2000)
Grace enjoys 'high' life.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
'Desperado' meets Walt Disney.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Masturbating stalker = Hair mousse.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Van Wilder (2002)
Peter Pan in college.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Harrison hides 'paralysing' secret.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Orange midgets preach.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Kubrick- genius, Spielberg- butcher.
May 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alfie (1966)
Cockney cassanova abortion blunder.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman (1989)
Caped crusader jolts joker.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Calendar Girls (2003)
Drooping geriatrics' calender antics.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
Gangstas, fingers, hammers, ouch.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Devil's Own, The (1997)
American plays Irish assasin.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Vested willis terrorises terrorists.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Snipers against the Law.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Norton- violent, insomniac schizo.
Jun 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Neeson butchered by Butcher.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Handmaid's Tale, The (1990)
Psycho brooder's procreating nightmare.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
House elf harms himself.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Samurai maiden slays em'.
Jan 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The trees have beards.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
National Grid meets boogieman.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Mute chief actually speaks.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
One Hour Photo (2002)
Williams 'develops' psychopathic tendencies.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Apes, humans and Wahlberg!
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Killer whale is beautiful!
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Shrek (2001)
'Shallow hal' with donkeys.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Cockney Turkish, inaudible Irish.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Transporter, The (2002)
Dubious accented delivery boy.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Crazed Carrey faces internment.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Benicio mumbling, Police grumbling.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Hackneyed hitman hits hitman.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Whining Dorothy melts witch.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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